"Wait, that doesn't make sense..." - Page 6

Fifthfiend · 08-13-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Not in Assault, they don't.

That's what you get when you start outsourcing to the private sector.

BitVyper · 08-13-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

So, what about those double jumps eh?

I have a dog that can do that. Seriously. If she jumps at something and needs a little extra height or distance, she kinda pulls her body together like a spring, and throws all her weight forward. I've never seen anything like it.

Tendronai · 08-13-2007, 04:55 PM

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My turn: How the hell are any of the soul calibur character still alive? You'd think all the stabbing would have long term effects.

That can go for any fighting game. Especially Mortal Kombat. As if storyline deaths are ever permanent.

Aerozord · 08-13-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Arlia Janet

In God of War II, when Kratos picks up stuff he puts it behind his ass and it disappears. He's not storing it where I think he's storing it... right?

best to not to think about it.. ever.

Now what about pokemon? You beat the crap out of an animal, then force it into a tiny ball, and suddenly its your friend? In fact, you keep these things locked up and only let it out to fight, why isn't PETA all over this thing?

And to this day I wonder what they eat. You never see ordinary animals, so I got to thinking, are they munching on pikachu burgers?

ArlanKels · 08-13-2007, 08:27 PM

Touching a mushroom makes you tall and flowers make you throw flames.

Regulus Tera · 08-13-2007, 09:16 PM

The mushroom has steroids. The flower...

Okay, the flower is weird. But the mushroom has steroids and the starman is made of pure crack.

Aerozord · 08-13-2007, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlanKels

Touching a mushroom makes you tall and flowers make you throw flames.

you attack turtles and mushrooms, and a racoon suit give you the power to fight. I say the whole game is a drug trip

mauve · 08-13-2007, 11:54 PM

Tomb Raider: You're in an ancient Egyptian tomb, one that has never been explored before. Or those that have been explored by archaeologists who went in but presumably never went out. So why is it that in sealed rooms, in priceless vases and whatnot, you find ammo for the exact uzi model you just happen to have? Or that convenient box of flares sitting on that pedestal with the specal spring-loaded steel blades? And who stuck that box of special shotgun ammo waaaaay up there on that crumbling ledge??

I wasn't aware that shotguns and uzis were standard equipment for the average archaeologist. Nor was I aware that archaeologists (or perhaps technologically-advanced ancient Egyptians?) liked hiding them in urns and on booby-trapped pedestals. For a joke, you know. A sort of "SCREW YOU, NOOB!" to any archaeologists who just happen to wander by and say, "Oh! Why look, there's a nice pack of flares in that hole in the wall! The ancient Egyptians must've left them there after they finished building this pyramid. I'll just skip over there and blindly stick my hand into that hole, which may or may not trigger FLAMES to billow out and consume me slowly and painfully, and take those flares for myself! Yays!"

(Yet I was always greedy enough to have Lara stick her arm in and burn to death anyway. Hey, y'know, free flares. Yup. The kind you NEVER USE.)

I'm looking at YOU, Last Revelation.

Odjn · 08-14-2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord

you attack turtles and mushrooms, and a racoon suit give you the power to fight. I say the whole game is a drug trip

After Pikman/men/whatever, is there any doubt Shigeru Miyamoto does drugs?

08-13-2007, 08:27 PM	#55
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08-13-2007, 11:54 PM	#58
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Tomb Raider: You're in an ancient Egyptian tomb, one that has never been explored before. Or those that have been explored by archaeologists who went in but presumably never went out. So why is it that in sealed rooms, in priceless vases and whatnot, you find ammo for the exact uzi model you just happen to have? Or that convenient box of flares sitting on that pedestal with the specal spring-loaded steel blades? And who stuck that box of special shotgun ammo waaaaay up there on that crumbling ledge?? I wasn't aware that shotguns and uzis were standard equipment for the average archaeologist. Nor was I aware that archaeologists (or perhaps technologically-advanced ancient Egyptians?) liked hiding them in urns and on booby-trapped pedestals. For a joke, you know. A sort of "SCREW YOU, NOOB!" to any archaeologists who just happen to wander by and say, "Oh! Why look, there's a nice pack of flares in that hole in the wall! The ancient Egyptians must've left them there after they finished building this pyramid. I'll just skip over there and blindly stick my hand into that hole, which may or may not trigger FLAMES to billow out and consume me slowly and painfully, and take those flares for myself! Yays!" (Yet I was always greedy enough to have Lara stick her arm in and burn to death anyway. Hey, y'know, free flares. Yup. The kind you NEVER USE.) I'm looking at YOU, Last Revelation. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

08-13-2007, 09:16 PM	#56
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	The mushroom has steroids. The flower... Okay, the flower is weird. But the mushroom has steroids and the starman is made of pure crack.