Cheeto for Sale... - Page 6

Lycanthrope · 08-26-2004, 02:04 PM

Disney Sold my soul, then I got it back in the whole Eisner thing. Now I've invested it in a liquid account and have been living off the interest ever since.

Toastburner B · 08-31-2004, 10:43 AM

While I hate to be a thread necromancer, I found the haunted rubber ducky.

And here it is.

Sold for over a $100...wonder if I have a possessed teddy bear or something...

Thaumaturge · 08-31-2004, 10:56 AM

A haunted rubber duck called "Yella." All right, that's different. Did anyone else notice that the description starts out with a classic supernatural story opener: I'm not particularly prone to the supernatural, etc. Of course, I'm not saying that it's not true. Just that it's... unusual, even as hauntings go.

Hmm... it just ocurred to me: a thread necromancer bringing up a haunting?

Lycanthrope · 08-31-2004, 12:25 PM

At least it didn't proffer an "explanation" as most haunting stories have. I have a satanic rubber ducky at home, but that's just a gag toy.

Thaumaturge · 09-01-2004, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

I have a satanic rubber ducky at home, but that's just a gag toy.

?!? All right, now you have to elaborate.

Lycanthrope · 09-01-2004, 12:54 PM

If I had a digital camera, I'd post pictures. It is a rubber ducky that is red instead of the traditional yellow, with black details and devil horns. I bought it as a gag gift for my brother.

Lone Ronin · 09-01-2004, 02:36 PM

I once read a set of strange things people have tried to sell on E-Bay. They stopped letting people sell their souls on E-Bay because you can't sell intangibles, body parts or things that don't exist (presumably, a soul falls into one of these categories depending on your opinion).

Other strange things people have tried to sell:

-A Kidney (again, the body part thing)
-A Bazooka (I still laugh at this one)
-A Half Used Tube of Toothpaste (mmm...germs.....)
-Freshly Clipped Toenails
-A 17 year old (guy) tried to auction his virginity (why does this not surprise me?)

08-26-2004, 02:04 PM	#51
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	Disney Sold my soul, then I got it back in the whole Eisner thing. Now I've invested it in a liquid account and have been living off the interest ever since. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

08-31-2004, 10:43 AM	#52
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	While I hate to be a thread necromancer, I found the haunted rubber ducky. And here it is. Sold for over a $100...wonder if I have a possessed teddy bear or something... __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

08-31-2004, 10:56 AM	#53
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	A haunted rubber duck called "Yella." All right, that's different. Did anyone else notice that the description starts out with a classic supernatural story opener: I'm not particularly prone to the supernatural, etc. Of course, I'm not saying that it's not true. Just that it's... unusual, even as hauntings go. Hmm... it just ocurred to me: a thread necromancer bringing up a haunting? __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

08-31-2004, 12:25 PM	#54
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	At least it didn't proffer an "explanation" as most haunting stories have. I have a satanic rubber ducky at home, but that's just a gag toy. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

09-01-2004, 12:54 PM	#56
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	If I had a digital camera, I'd post pictures. It is a rubber ducky that is red instead of the traditional yellow, with black details and devil horns. I bought it as a gag gift for my brother. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

09-01-2004, 02:36 PM	#57
Lone Ronin Goomba Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4	I once read a set of strange things people have tried to sell on E-Bay. They stopped letting people sell their souls on E-Bay because you can't sell intangibles, body parts or things that don't exist (presumably, a soul falls into one of these categories depending on your opinion). Other strange things people have tried to sell: -A Kidney (again, the body part thing) -A Bazooka (I still laugh at this one) -A Half Used Tube of Toothpaste (mmm...germs.....) -Freshly Clipped Toenails -A 17 year old (guy) tried to auction his virginity (why does this not surprise me?)