Sheik: A true mystery. (Zelda OoT spoilers within)

[ElfLad]

You have to do it... Zelda's your...

DESTINY. I think that's what he means. After all, it is always Link's destiny to save Zelda, eh?

And, as Malon so euphemistically put it, Link is a "fairy boy". (He's fay.)

[squall2933]

But unless it was a poor Japanese-english translation, how could Zelda be link's destiny? The grammatical structure of that sentence is enough to make Baby Jesus cry. Not only that, why would the writers hesitate to put the word "destiny" in there? I could see them cutting it off at "sister" to leave a little bit of suspicion, but throwing in destiny and cutting it off would just be throwing out a red herring. I'm still not convinced.

[Kikuichimonji]

*Spoilers in the link*
According to this, it did tell you in the original game that Zelda was your sister, but that was taken out in the GBA game.

(LttP spoiler in quote)

Originally Posted by Nathano

I think the idea of Link and Zelda being brother and sister came from the more recent gamecube zelda game where Links sister is mistaken for Zelda. If you played through the game you would now that.

Yes, she was mistaken for Zelda, but it was a bird that got them confused. It's not really a big part of the storyline, so I wouldn't blame someone who didn't remember that.

ElfLad: You know damn well that refers to the fact that he has a fairy and he's from Kokiri forest. Stop the fucking trolling.

Everyone, the title says OoT spoilers, not anything else. Even though the storyline isn't exactly epic in Zelda games, you still should use 111111 and 222222.

[ElfLad]

Excuse me? I'm not trolling. It's called a joke. Back on page 4, squall2933 posted a huge paragraph about how Link was gay. Meanwhile, I tack on a one-liner to my main post and you start cussing at me. Learn how to take a joke and move on, 'kay?

[Mad Jack the Pirate]

sheik is a male form. every single piece of concept art, box art, or depiction shows sheik with these things:

-no rack

-serious muscles

and, this is the important part,

A CROTCH BULGE.

[Kikuichimonji]

Originally Posted by ElfLad

Actually, those aren't tights. That's a humongous, one-piece, spandex, circus-performing monstrosity.

And the huge sword is obviously compensation.

Originally Posted by ElfLad

Zelda: Link. Thank you for saving me.
Link: ...

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE!?

Originally Posted by ElfLad

I have this to say.

Any man who does not cringe while in Tingle's presence is clearly either gay or asexual.

Originally Posted by ElfLad

DESTINY. I think that's what he means. After all, it is always Link's destiny to save Zelda, eh?

And, as Malon so euphemistically put it, Link is a "fairy boy". (He's fay.)

Wow. Four posts. And all they did was talk about Link being homosexual.

Originally Posted by ElfLad

Back on page 4, squall2933 posted a huge paragraph about how Link was gay. Meanwhile, I tack on a one-liner to my main post and you start cussing at me.

The reason I didn't get mad at him: his post was actually funny, and it was based on logic. And he didn't need to say it three times - one post was enough. See, I know how to take a joke. If something's funny, it's funny because it's well-done, and then often only once. If it really wasn't trolling, then just stop it now. Because the funny has left the joke.

Mad Jack - Sheik has no crotch bulge in SSBM.

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Link1209

Mad Jack - Sheik has no crotch bulge in SSBM.

And even if she did, there's always an easy explanation that involves socks.

[Psrdirector]

alright, there is a good reason why link maybe dosnt hop on every thing with boobs, he has honer, and isnt horney. That dosnt mean gay, if a guy isnt flirting and trying to score on every girl he sees dosnt mean he is gay, it means he has some self respect.



Sheik is a girl, Zelda is a girl, and so Sheik is a girl.


Is sheik going to make an apperence in the next game? i wonder

[Illuminatus]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

And even if she did, there's always an easy explanation that involves socks.

How is THAT an easy explanation?

[Meister]

Play nice, kids - and remember we're discussing videogame character sexuality here. Ask yourself if you want to be known for taking that topic seriously.

As for the socks, you roll 'em up. And then you stuff 'em somewhere. Not "where the sun don't shine", but close. Okay, technically (and: normally) the sun doesn't shine there either, but I trust you know what I mean.

EDIT: Oop, near post limit. Well, I'll close this one a little prematurely while I'm at it. If I'm against all odds keeping you from posting ultimate proof for Sheik's gender (and I shudder at the thought which form that would take), tell me.