NPF Avatars: Sadness and Family Intervention - Page 6

PhoenixFlame · 03-31-2006, 09:22 PM

"Affirmative. Stand By." Phoenix replies to Dragonsbane.

A tiny red LED light blinks into existance in the top-right of Phoenix's interlink helment, and a tiny projector beneath it paints a 4-inch tall figure of the real Phoenixflame, in holographic communications format.

"Yes?" Phoenixflame asks.

"I require that you patch me into the tertiary strategic multiple operations array." Phoenix the android replied.

"Whatever for!? That's restricted Military property! Not to mention we don't even have the power to run an uplink!" Phoenix replies incredulously.

"I estimate the backup generators will only suffer a 5.81% load increase, Phoenix."

"Allright... Fine. You've got thirty seconds, then I'm cutting you out."

"Acknowledged."

Once this exchange completed, the azure blue visor of Phoenix's interlink helment snapped down over her eyes, and several lines and maps of data scrolled across the screen at blinding rates. Cross-referencing the Raiden puppet's electrical frequency with that of previous Raiden sightings, Phoenix quickly located the last position Raiden had been. Zooming in on the target once, twice, three, and several more times, a Picture of the Mashirosen tower came into clear view. Switching to infared scan, several people could be seen within the tower, as well as several Badly Drawn Naked Transformation Anime (Hentai) Women™.

"Target located. Mashirosen tower, 1.34 miles north north east of this position." Phoenix responds, pointing toward the direction of Pedro and Co.

Dragonsbane · 03-31-2006, 10:16 PM

Dragonsbane™ nodded, pressing his thumbs™ and index fingers™ together to form a circle™, while chanting an arcane rhyme™.

The air™ split open, once again revealing the blackness™ of the void™ beyond.

"This portal™ will lead us to the tower and those allies. Come, Phoenixbot™." he smiled™ at her, and stepped through.

Darth SS · 03-31-2006, 10:23 PM

Darth looked at the new foes, then uttered one single sentence laden with raw undistilled hatred.

"You and your kind raped my saturday morning cartoons, and violated my childhood. You shall all die miserable deaths."

He stood there and tried to keep his blood from bursting vessels and spraying all over everyone.

"POS, I'm going to need your briefcase."

POS Industries · 03-31-2006, 10:43 PM

POS raised an eyebrow as Darth apparently decided to join him in yelling angrily at the Badly Drawn Naked Transformation Anime (Hentai) Women. It was a good strategy, to be sure, considering the circumstances.

"POS, I'm going to need your briefcase."

Pedro raised his eyebrow a little higher at this statement. "Umm," he said carefully, "I'd love to help you out on that, I really would, but I can't for two reasons. First, I ditched my briefcases and dumped the contents into my duffel bag. Second, we're both chained up and have been injected with neural-blocking paralytic agents designed to pacify even the most super-powered of intruders."

There was a brief pause, as a deafening hush filled the room.

"We, uh... We can't move, man. Sorry."

PyrosNine · 04-01-2006, 01:13 AM

Pyros slept. And as he did so Sub-Pyros emerged. He gave the scene a quick glance, scratched behind his intangible ears, and went Mesden and the Creator.

"Oh....it's you. So the big hand from above is in danger of coming into play, huh, creator of the Middle east? I just want you to know that this whole dillemma has caused me much stress. Raiden as usual being perfectly honest, even in his villainy, your sudden appearance, And the sight of that babe intrigues me and worries me. You have not told "me" about this nor have I found it out through the usual methods." Sub Pyros flitted about the area, looking at the child, the creator, and Mesden.

"I must warn you, that recent events have awakened certain....other aspects of myself. Things which I have bound away lest they reap problems. Raiden's current actions are him basically poking them with a stick. I fear that there will be a breach soon..."

Sub Pyros stopped. "And after a quick cross reference of all memories, this was not our fault. I hate it that my whole being is blamed for all the maladies of the world. The only person who is blamed more than "myself" is Satan, and there's no comparison between the two of us! While every problem has multiple causers to blame, the true blame lies within your failure to tell "me" anything."

Truce · 04-01-2006, 02:19 AM

"It's all in the attitude," Ecurt said as he tried to break free from his metal bindings. "You could always try looking on the bright side, POS. I mean it could be worse. They could have tentacles."

Unable to even loosen the chains, Ecurt tried to figure out a different way to get out. Without any powers though, he had only one option. Distract the girls until someone else came up with a plan.

Taking a deep breath, he then proceeded to said the one thing a guy should never say, a thought that no man should ever even mention aloud. "You know...that dress totally makes you look fat."

mauve · 04-01-2006, 02:24 AM

There were many things on the face of this fair earth that Mauve did not like. Granted, there were many things that she liked a lot. However, several of the "hate-inspiring" things just happened to pop into existance at the same time.

Needles, for example, and the practice of being stabbed by said needles ranked pretty high on the "Things I Hate with the Fury of a Thousand Raging Suns" list. Naked anime chicks were up there too.

"Oh, great." Mauve muttered through clenched teeth, trying desperately to ignore the fact that a needle was protruding from the back of her neck. "This just keeps getting weirder, and weirder, and weirder."

Sufficiently irked, Mauve focused on the nearest Anime Woman. Her hands were trapped by the chain wrapped around her, which meant aiming spells would be more difficult, but Mauve didn't really care. She concentrated.

"Com--auughhh!" The word caught in her throat as the magic refused to obey her. The back of her neck stung fiercely as she was reminded of Rei's comment about not being able to use her powers.

"Well. This sucks." Mauve said, accurately summing up the situation.

POS Industries · 04-01-2006, 03:16 AM

"You could always try looking on the bright side, POS. I mean it could be worse. They could have tentacles."

POS glanced over to his left and noticed Ecurt hanging next to him, with Fenris hanging upside down to his left, still wearing Ecurt's specially designed insulative armor. "Ah, hey," Pedro greeted curtly, "I didn't even notice you guys come in. Must've happened while I was passed out... By the way, was the hobo always a furry?"

Right on cue, Fenris began to stir as the blood rushed to his head. "Aw hell... Now what?"

"You know...that dress totally makes you look fat." Ecurt had apparently decided to follow suit with POS and Darth. Apparently, Raiden's latest bold maneuver had infuriated more than just him. As much as misery happened to looooove company, it's not like the adrenaline would do much more than mildly poison everyone's bloodstreams, given that they were all too paralyzed to burn it off properly. Then again, POS thought to himself, What do I care? FRIED CHEESE is a favorite food of mine. Screw my health.

"Now now, Ecurt, that's not true," he replied, "I'm pretty sure it's the fat that makes them look fat."

Arhra · 04-01-2006, 10:23 AM

Before Raiden's arrival, Arhra hadn't been idle. Muffin summoning wasn't all that she'd been doing. She'd been playing around with a suspiciously Magical Girl styled tiara that she'd seemed to pull from nowhere and the Mashirosen. With POS busy being variously subjected to accidental tortures by his own side, somebody had to watch it after all. She put the tiara on the Mashirosen, giggling slightly. Arhra found it almost as amusing in appearance as a pet rock wearing a top hat.

There seemed to be something she didn't like about this configuration though, pulling out some of her chaotic power and subjecting the tiara-ed artifact to some pretty intense magical irradiation. The tiara shifted in appearance slightly, the three gems on it taking on a blue glow. Arhra nodded with pleasure, put on the tiara and then, almost as an afterthought, stuck a tag labeled 'Mashirosen - do not use for nefarious purposes (this means you Raiden!)' onto the Mashirosen and wandered off a little, humming to herself.

Then Raiden made his attack. Sure, Arhra could probably could have done something to interrupt his hacking of the computer systems or dodged the defense system long enough to disable it, but obviously since she'd been distracted by humming, she was totally defenseless and unable to react.

When Raiden disappeared, the blue shiny object of mystery in one hand and his minions with the weird acronym name had come in, Arhra began to laugh. It was the great gulping laughter of someone who'd seen the joke in it all. The other NPF'ers were likely wondering if Arhra had been broken.

While most of the other chained up NPF'ers threw their various insults at their badly drawn foes, Arhra's laughter finally subsided and she looked at the closest one to her coyly.

"Here to kill us you say? Sure there isn't something else you'd rather do? You've really got me good. I'm completely at your mercy. You can do... anything... you want." Despite being bound up in chains and hanging, Arhra nonetheless managed to wriggle seductively.

Inbred Chocobo · 04-01-2006, 11:00 AM

The winds seemed to whipser. It wrapped itself around him and the voice said "Raiden, he has disconnected himself from everything. Why he is doing this I do not know, but all I can tell you is that it will be impossible for me to find him."

IC stood there thinking. He couldn't have just vanished off the face of the earth. Well, I guess he could have gone to another realm, but then why would he do that. IC looked into the sky. He was hoping that Fujin would at least point him in a direction, but disconnected from everything? That is just weird.

Then he thought that Raiden might not be done stealing. There is one more object left to go after. If Raiden is there, maybe he could get if before Raiden got it. If he wasn't, then maybe its power could help him find Raiden. "God I just hope Raiden hasn't already gotten a hold of the Fuitad yet." He mentioned to no one as he lept off the building, going after the Fuitad.

03-31-2006, 09:22 PM	#51
PhoenixFlame ☢!CAUTION!☢ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Beneath Gensokyo Posts: 3,668	"Affirmative. Stand By." Phoenix replies to Dragonsbane. A tiny red LED light blinks into existance in the top-right of Phoenix's interlink helment, and a tiny projector beneath it paints a 4-inch tall figure of the real Phoenixflame, in holographic communications format. "Yes?" Phoenixflame asks. "I require that you patch me into the tertiary strategic multiple operations array." Phoenix the android replied. "Whatever for!? That's restricted Military property! Not to mention we don't even have the power to run an uplink!" Phoenix replies incredulously. "I estimate the backup generators will only suffer a 5.81% load increase, Phoenix." "Allright... Fine. You've got thirty seconds, then I'm cutting you out." "Acknowledged." Once this exchange completed, the azure blue visor of Phoenix's interlink helment snapped down over her eyes, and several lines and maps of data scrolled across the screen at blinding rates. Cross-referencing the Raiden puppet's electrical frequency with that of previous Raiden sightings, Phoenix quickly located the last position Raiden had been. Zooming in on the target once, twice, three, and several more times, a Picture of the Mashirosen tower came into clear view. Switching to infared scan, several people could be seen within the tower, as well as several Badly Drawn Naked Transformation Anime (Hentai) Women™. "Target located. Mashirosen tower, 1.34 miles north north east of this position." Phoenix responds, pointing toward the direction of Pedro and Co. __________________ "Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." -from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

03-31-2006, 10:43 PM	#54
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	POS raised an eyebrow as Darth apparently decided to join him in yelling angrily at the Badly Drawn Naked Transformation Anime (Hentai) Women. It was a good strategy, to be sure, considering the circumstances. "POS, I'm going to need your briefcase." Pedro raised his eyebrow a little higher at this statement. "Umm," he said carefully, "I'd love to help you out on that, I really would, but I can't for two reasons. First, I ditched my briefcases and dumped the contents into my duffel bag. Second, we're both chained up and have been injected with neural-blocking paralytic agents designed to pacify even the most super-powered of intruders." There was a brief pause, as a deafening hush filled the room. "We, uh... We can't move, man. Sorry." __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

04-01-2006, 01:13 AM	#55
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Pyros slept. And as he did so Sub-Pyros emerged. He gave the scene a quick glance, scratched behind his intangible ears, and went Mesden and the Creator. "Oh....it's you. So the big hand from above is in danger of coming into play, huh, creator of the Middle east? I just want you to know that this whole dillemma has caused me much stress. Raiden as usual being perfectly honest, even in his villainy, your sudden appearance, And the sight of that babe intrigues me and worries me. You have not told "me" about this nor have I found it out through the usual methods." Sub Pyros flitted about the area, looking at the child, the creator, and Mesden. "I must warn you, that recent events have awakened certain....other aspects of myself. Things which I have bound away lest they reap problems. Raiden's current actions are him basically poking them with a stick. I fear that there will be a breach soon..." Sub Pyros stopped. "And after a quick cross reference of all memories, this was not our fault. I hate it that my whole being is blamed for all the maladies of the world. The only person who is blamed more than "myself" is Satan, and there's no comparison between the two of us! While every problem has multiple causers to blame, the true blame lies within your failure to tell "me" anything." __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

04-01-2006, 02:24 AM	#57
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	There were many things on the face of this fair earth that Mauve did not like. Granted, there were many things that she liked a lot. However, several of the "hate-inspiring" things just happened to pop into existance at the same time. Needles, for example, and the practice of being stabbed by said needles ranked pretty high on the "Things I Hate with the Fury of a Thousand Raging Suns" list. Naked anime chicks were up there too. "Oh, great." Mauve muttered through clenched teeth, trying desperately to ignore the fact that a needle was protruding from the back of her neck. "This just keeps getting weirder, and weirder, and weirder." Sufficiently irked, Mauve focused on the nearest Anime Woman. Her hands were trapped by the chain wrapped around her, which meant aiming spells would be more difficult, but Mauve didn't really care. She concentrated. "Com--auughhh!" The word caught in her throat as the magic refused to obey her. The back of her neck stung fiercely as she was reminded of Rei's comment about not being able to use her powers. "Well. This sucks." Mauve said, accurately summing up the situation. __________________ Yoo Hoo! Last edited by mauve; 04-01-2006 at 02:31 AM.

04-01-2006, 03:16 AM	#58
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Misogyny at its finest! "You could always try looking on the bright side, POS. I mean it could be worse. They could have tentacles." POS glanced over to his left and noticed Ecurt hanging next to him, with Fenris hanging upside down to his left, still wearing Ecurt's specially designed insulative armor. "Ah, hey," Pedro greeted curtly, "I didn't even notice you guys come in. Must've happened while I was passed out... By the way, was the hobo always a furry?" Right on cue, Fenris began to stir as the blood rushed to his head. "Aw hell... Now what?" "You know...that dress totally makes you look fat." Ecurt had apparently decided to follow suit with POS and Darth. Apparently, Raiden's latest bold maneuver had infuriated more than just him. As much as misery happened to looooove company, it's not like the adrenaline would do much more than mildly poison everyone's bloodstreams, given that they were all too paralyzed to burn it off properly. Then again, POS thought to himself, What do I care? FRIED CHEESE is a favorite food of mine. Screw my health. "Now now, Ecurt, that's not true," he replied, "I'm pretty sure it's the fat that makes them look fat." __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

04-01-2006, 02:19 AM	#56
Truce Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,856	"It's all in the attitude," Ecurt said as he tried to break free from his metal bindings. "You could always try looking on the bright side, POS. I mean it could be worse. They could have tentacles." Unable to even loosen the chains, Ecurt tried to figure out a different way to get out. Without any powers though, he had only one option. Distract the girls until someone else came up with a plan. Taking a deep breath, he then proceeded to said the one thing a guy should never say, a thought that no man should ever even mention aloud. "You know...that dress totally makes you look fat."

04-01-2006, 10:23 AM	#59
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	The Cunning Plan Before Raiden's arrival, Arhra hadn't been idle. Muffin summoning wasn't all that she'd been doing. She'd been playing around with a suspiciously Magical Girl styled tiara that she'd seemed to pull from nowhere and the Mashirosen. With POS busy being variously subjected to accidental tortures by his own side, somebody had to watch it after all. She put the tiara on the Mashirosen, giggling slightly. Arhra found it almost as amusing in appearance as a pet rock wearing a top hat. There seemed to be something she didn't like about this configuration though, pulling out some of her chaotic power and subjecting the tiara-ed artifact to some pretty intense magical irradiation. The tiara shifted in appearance slightly, the three gems on it taking on a blue glow. Arhra nodded with pleasure, put on the tiara and then, almost as an afterthought, stuck a tag labeled 'Mashirosen - do not use for nefarious purposes (this means you Raiden!)' onto the Mashirosen and wandered off a little, humming to herself. Then Raiden made his attack. Sure, Arhra could probably could have done something to interrupt his hacking of the computer systems or dodged the defense system long enough to disable it, but obviously since she'd been distracted by humming, she was totally defenseless and unable to react. When Raiden disappeared, the blue shiny object of mystery in one hand and his minions with the weird acronym name had come in, Arhra began to laugh. It was the great gulping laughter of someone who'd seen the joke in it all. The other NPF'ers were likely wondering if Arhra had been broken. While most of the other chained up NPF'ers threw their various insults at their badly drawn foes, Arhra's laughter finally subsided and she looked at the closest one to her coyly. "Here to kill us you say? Sure there isn't something else you'd rather do? You've really got me good. I'm completely at your mercy. You can do... anything... you want." Despite being bound up in chains and hanging, Arhra nonetheless managed to wriggle seductively. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.