If you were a god, which god would you be? - Page 6

synkr0nized · 06-10-2006, 12:21 AM

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PS Your new avatar freaks me out. Seriously.

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gurusloth · 06-10-2006, 12:29 AM

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I would be the goddess of Time. For some reason, seeing how all lives interact and observing everything within the flow of time ultimately fascinates me...

You know, there is a goddess of time...Kali! If you're a guy, there's a Greek god of time: Kronos.

As for me, after having read Anansi Boys, I'd have to say being Anansi would be pretty cool. All you do is hang out, tell cool stories and trick people into doing crap for you.

ZERO. · 06-10-2006, 01:15 AM

I would be Loki Laufeyjarsonm, the god of mischief in Norse mythology.

I would be Loki because I like the thought of my sole purpose in life was to fuck with peoples head.

For example, I wold ask one of the gods of time for a round trip to the times when people thought you were a witch because they just felt like calling you one.

I would then take a laser pointer and just mess with their little fucking heads, can you imaging the reaction they would get off of that?

Roland · 06-10-2006, 01:35 AM

I was going to say Helios, because, hey, the sun rules.

Then I saw Kronos. All I'd have to remember is "don't eat babies", and I should be okay, right? And being the God of Time would be fun. More fun than either chauffeuring or playing backseat driver with a giant ball of superheated gas.

Fifthfiend · 06-10-2006, 01:39 AM

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Then I saw Kronos. All I'd have to remember is "don't eat babies", and I should be okay, right?

Well he only went on the baby-eating spree cause it was prophesied that his son would kick his ass and take his throne.

So you're pretty much fucked, one way or another.

Archbio · 06-10-2006, 01:57 AM

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I would be Loki Laufeyjarsonm, the god of mischief in Norse mythology.

Loki once gave birth to an eight-legged horse.

Just saying.

Fifthfiend · 06-10-2006, 02:05 AM

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Loki once gave birth to an eight-legged horse.

Oh man, define sexy.

Oh and that thing with the snake and the woman and the entrails, seriously, totally hot.

Bells · 06-10-2006, 02:06 AM

Actually... on the matter of "the cult makes the god"... i just htought that if enough people worshiped the internet or wikipedia, those could be religions... but.. arent they?

Either way... being the God of time could be quite boring... you HAVE all the time... i would be bored to death in a couple of days

Mondt · 06-10-2006, 02:09 AM

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Either way... being the God of time could be quite boring... you HAVE all the time... i would be bored to death in a couple of days

Psh. Freeze time and manifest yourself into the mortal world. You can cause all kinds of stuff like that.

It would take at least 3 months for me to get bored of that.

MasterOfMagic · 06-10-2006, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gurusloth

You know, there is a goddess of time...Kali! If you're a guy, there's a Greek god of time: Kronos.

Yeah, Kronos (or Cronus/Cronos) was the baby eater, a Titan. Chronos is the personification of time.

I'm not quite sure if that lets me see everything that's going on though, which is why I was hoping there was a male keeper of fate. Or destiny. Little bit of a difference there.

Plus, Chronos is a wrinkly old man. Eeew.

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06-10-2006, 01:35 AM	#54
Roland Professional Layabout Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: A desert on and surrounded by mountains. Posts: 722	I was going to say Helios, because, hey, the sun rules. Then I saw Kronos. All I'd have to remember is "don't eat babies", and I should be okay, right? And being the God of Time would be fun. More fun than either chauffeuring or playing backseat driver with a giant ball of superheated gas.