Quotes! - Page 6

Caska · 06-05-2004, 10:34 PM

That "You just killed my best friend you midevil dickweed!" is from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

My favorites...

"If Barbie's so great and has everything... why do you have to buy her friends?" - Unknown

"You've only won the war when you've realized how stupid it is." - one of my old books

"It is not the blade that makes the warrior; it is the warrior who makes the blade." - from another of my old books

Something like... Rand wasn't sure if Lews Therin was regaining sanity, or if he himself was going insane. (Wheel of Time)

Yyyyeah... I can't think of any unrepeated funny ones at the moment.

froofmyster · 06-05-2004, 10:38 PM

I forgot "Fear is the mind-killer." from Dune.

EDIT: "B'elana is the only person I know who's tried to kill her spirit-guide."
Commander Chakotay to Captain Katherine Janeway
from Star Trek: Voyager

AndyBloodredMage · 06-05-2004, 11:37 PM

�... Number two, you, are a god damn idiot. And I�d like to prove this mathematically if I may. Take your current age. Now subtract ten years from it. Were you smart back then? Of course you weren�t, you were a god damn idiot. Fact of the matter is, your just as big an idiot today, it�s just going to take you ten more years to realize it. Now think if you had drawn a picture on your body ten years ago. Would you be happy with it today? Chances are, you wouldn�t be.� - Church, talking about tattoos (From Red versus Blue)

Omega · 06-06-2004, 12:30 AM

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some of my favs are:

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Lycanthrope · 06-06-2004, 12:40 AM

"no one expects a spanish inquisition!"
--Monty Python
"Chaos, it's like evil, except wholesome."
--Me.

lymerion · 06-06-2004, 12:47 AM

"Never use a cantelope to dry up your wet panteloons."
--Captain Random

froofmyster · 06-06-2004, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

"no one expects a spanish inquisition!"
--Monty Python

"Our main weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. TWO! Our two main weapons are Fear, surprise, ruthless and efficiency. THREE! Our three main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope! OOOOOOH! Cardinal FANG!"

h4x.m4g3 · 06-06-2004, 01:14 AM

"But if their are any girls here I wanna DO em." -Deadale Wives club
I'm My Own Grandpa- Some song lyrics

slightly aboveaverage man · 06-06-2004, 01:25 AM

"It is better to be liked than peed upon." Words of wisdom from a short story we had to read in English last semester.

Dante · 06-06-2004, 01:44 AM

"The good writers touch life...
The bad ones rape her and leave her to die..."

"THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US. THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US. THERE IS NO JUSTICE BUT US. THERE IS JUST US.

(A pause.)

LORD, ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, THEN WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING SAVE BLIND OBLIVION, AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME A JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHTS OF BIRDS.

(silence)

LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"

- Death, Reaper Man.

06-05-2004, 10:34 PM	#51
Caska I am what you see. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: WA, USA Posts: 254	That "You just killed my best friend you midevil dickweed!" is from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure My favorites... "If Barbie's so great and has everything... why do you have to buy her friends?" - Unknown "You've only won the war when you've realized how stupid it is." - one of my old books "It is not the blade that makes the warrior; it is the warrior who makes the blade." - from another of my old books Something like... Rand wasn't sure if Lews Therin was regaining sanity, or if he himself was going insane. (Wheel of Time) Yyyyeah... I can't think of any unrepeated funny ones at the moment. __________________ CrazyAwesome.com is now looking for guest art! Sign up at the forums and post your submission in the Artist Lounge ^^

06-05-2004, 10:38 PM	#52
froofmyster Call me Kardin. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Posts: 868	I forgot "Fear is the mind-killer." from Dune. EDIT: "B'elana is the only person I know who's tried to kill her spirit-guide." Commander Chakotay to Captain Katherine Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager __________________ "I am Phil the Prince of Insufficient Light! I Darn you to Heck!" Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light Dilbert Come and join my roleplaying forum! The RolePlay Zone! Last edited by froofmyster; 06-05-2004 at 10:41 PM.

06-06-2004, 12:40 AM	#55
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06-06-2004, 01:25 AM	#59
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06-06-2004, 12:47 AM	#56
lymerion I got nothin'. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 432	"Never use a cantelope to dry up your wet panteloons." --Captain Random

06-06-2004, 01:14 AM	#58
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	"But if their are any girls here I wanna DO em." -Deadale Wives club I'm My Own Grandpa- Some song lyrics

06-06-2004, 01:44 AM	#60
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	"The good writers touch life... The bad ones rape her and leave her to die..." "THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US. THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US. THERE IS NO JUSTICE BUT US. THERE IS JUST US. (A pause.) LORD, ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, THEN WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING SAVE BLIND OBLIVION, AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME A JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHTS OF BIRDS. (silence) LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" - Death, Reaper Man.