Who Will Win? - Page 6

OctoberRaven · 05-30-2007, 06:55 AM

But while Xander is too busy trying to make fun of Luigi, Luigi will do that headbutt thingy and Xander will be sent flying.

This game's winner is... Luigi!

ArlanKels · 05-30-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by OctoberRaven

But while Xander is too busy trying to make fun of Luigi, Luigi will do that headbutt thingy and Xander will be sent flying.

This game's winner is... Luigi!

I fully expect Xander would try for Luigi's autograph long before he made fun of the green plumber.

OctoberRaven · 05-30-2007, 09:59 AM

...True. Which would just make things MUCH easier for Luigi as Xander puts himself within throwing distance.

ArlanKels · 05-30-2007, 10:03 AM

But could Luigi find it in his heart to hurt a fan? Because lets be honest...how many fans of Luigi are there?

Ex. 68471 · 05-30-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlanKels

But could Luigi find it in his heart to hurt a fan? Because lets be honest...how many fans of Luigi are there?

I can't believe somebody beat me to that.

Anyway, IMO, here's how it goes.

Xander sees Luigi, is like, "OMGLOLIT'SLUIGI", Luigi's like, "I have one fan! Woo-hoo!" Buffy spies Luigi, and, thinking him to be a demon based on the fact he's made out of polygons, shoves a sledgehammer through his face.

Minus the Buffy seeing him then...

Xander sees Luigi, is like, "OMGLOLIT'SLUIGI", Luigi's like, "I have one fan! Woo-hoo!" Xander realizes that Luigi is not real, just a video game character, and thus, Luigi ceases to exist in the Buffyverse.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-30-2007, 12:53 PM

And if we're going to compare their working trades Xander still has this won. Xander makes excellent window repairs, but has anyone EVER seen Luigi plumb ANYTHING? Ever?!

OctoberRaven · 05-30-2007, 01:31 PM

If Buffy can run in, Mario gets to run in too. Mario thinks Buffy is an evil version of Peach trying to take his babymomma's place so Bowser can become king, so he fries her. Then as an aftertaught he does the Mario Swing Throw to send Xander into orbit.

This is a tangent, but Mario will only defeat Buffy for sure if he thinks the Princess in danger. Otherwise, I'd say it could go either way.

Viktor Von Russia · 05-30-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

And if we're going to compare their working trades Xander still has this won. Xander makes excellent window repairs, but has anyone EVER seen Luigi plumb ANYTHING? Ever?!

Maybe, but Luigi's a professional tennis player, go-kart racer, golfer, and basketball player. I'm probably forgetting something too.

But when it's all said and done, I think Luigi's gonna walk away with this one. While Xander does have that training now, Luigi's pretty superhuman if you think about it. Imagine getting kicked by legs strong enough to just as high as he does. And if we're going to give him his Smash Bros. abilities, he can stomp Xander no problem.

ArlanKels · 05-30-2007, 03:45 PM

Ghost hunter. Can't forget Luigi's ghost hunting. And soccer. And he rode around on Yoshi, so he can probably ride horses/etc pretty nicely.

POS Industries · 05-30-2007, 03:50 PM

Yeah, I guess I gotta give this one to Luigi. Carry on.

05-30-2007, 06:55 AM	#51
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	But while Xander is too busy trying to make fun of Luigi, Luigi will do that headbutt thingy and Xander will be sent flying. This game's winner is... Luigi! __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

05-30-2007, 09:59 AM	#53
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	...True. Which would just make things MUCH easier for Luigi as Xander puts himself within throwing distance. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

05-30-2007, 01:31 PM	#57
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	If Buffy can run in, Mario gets to run in too. Mario thinks Buffy is an evil version of Peach trying to take his babymomma's place so Bowser can become king, so he fries her. Then as an aftertaught he does the Mario Swing Throw to send Xander into orbit. This is a tangent, but Mario will only defeat Buffy for sure if he thinks the Princess in danger. Otherwise, I'd say it could go either way. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!" Last edited by OctoberRaven; 05-30-2007 at 01:33 PM.

05-30-2007, 03:50 PM	#60
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Yeah, I guess I gotta give this one to Luigi. Carry on. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

05-30-2007, 10:03 AM	#54
ArlanKels <-- Pickle Eater Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,244	But could Luigi find it in his heart to hurt a fan? Because lets be honest...how many fans of Luigi are there?

05-30-2007, 03:45 PM	#59
ArlanKels <-- Pickle Eater Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,244	Ghost hunter. Can't forget Luigi's ghost hunting. And soccer. And he rode around on Yoshi, so he can probably ride horses/etc pretty nicely.