Let's Play King's Bounty! - Page 6

Mesden · 10-28-2007, 12:50 AM

Sorry for the not updating. Been really busy lately. It shouldn't be hard to get one up soon...

Though I have been waltzing around Forestria here and there in my spare time. =P

Professor Smarmiarty · 10-28-2007, 02:11 AM

Watch out for forestfolk. They have tiny hands

Mesden · 10-28-2007, 07:01 PM

Goddamnit.

The screen capture feature on my Emulator is deciding to be a whore and take the pictures horribly. I'm practically done exploring Forestria (And I've already quicksaved a couple time throughout) with no pictures of it!

Saddening it is.

Edit -- well I got the screenshot thing working again, but I'm mostly done with the continent. The next update will be short and I'll fill you guys in on what I've gotten thusfar.

Without further adieu--

Here we are, in our boat, at the most northern area of Forestria, and we've come across a dragon. Dragons are easily the most powerful unit in the game. They can fly, they have the most HP, most damage and are immune to magic (including our own, sadly). Seeing them on the second continent if very, very scary, because there's absolutely no way I can handle them without scouring the entire first and second continent, hoping to find some elves (super archers) and raise my leadership up massively enough to kill them from a distance.

Here's how much I've explored of the map, and you'll be able to see the benefits soon.

And this is the entire map (psst, I found the completed map!) I just found it in a little hollow in the north, so now I can double check any treasures on the river and outer lying continent. Not many, but there's a couple I'm confident I can get right now. You'll see why.

This isn't one of the better things about this continent, but hey, it's still better than that 2 leadership crap that Continentia gave us.

So I decide to go up the river to check one of the little spots I missed and --

It's being guarded! You can't see it, but there are 2 chests back there. Much worth trying to take on this wandering monster (and show off our new army!)

Say hello to a new enemy! These are nomads, who are essentially beefed up pikemen. Too bad there's only 9 of them.

Also, say hello to our new friends, the Ogres! When I first found them, I could only get three, but we'll change that soon. Ogres are super mega tanks. They can only move 1 space, and they don't do too much damage, but they can take a beating and keep coming.

And finally, we more than tripled our Pikemen and Archers, which is totally awesome.

:stressed: I don't know why, but for some reason, archers will do horribly low damage sometimes. It just happens! Oh well, maybe they'll redeem themselves later.

"If they don't, I'll burn them and get better ones!"

Hahaha!

That's more like it!

"Fiery death threats always get the job done!"

There are no words to express how awesome these pikemen are.

The reason none of them died will be apparent soon, though.

Massacring peasants is a good pass time for bored archers.

Well, so far we haven't even captured an abandoned castle, but we're still destroying second continent wandering enemies without a single loss.

Though, we haven't even considered fighting those awful, awful dragons yet.

Let's get to that treasure!

Bleh, sorry you guys don't get to see the awesome treasures.

This may seem pretty cool, but compared to the other treasures I've found? It's tiny.

Sailing down southeast a bit, we come to a dwelling OR a cave to another part of the map, let's investigate it, shall we?

That's right! here's our awesome ogre dwelling. We fill up on more ogres and continue on our way to fill up on our other warriors.

To the beginning!

Game = broke

Our arrows shall block out the sun! /obligatory

Now, while 167 Militia *does* seem pretty freakin' sweet, it's more or less a waste of money to get so many, so I think about 50 more should do us well.

Well, due to horrible sequence breaking, before even starting the game, here's our army:

I figure the first continent shall be ludicrously easy now. Also, note the Militia's morale. That's because Militia are whiny bitches who don't get along with half the units in the game, including Ogres.

Here's our sorceress. We started this game off with 60 leadership, and now we're starting this game off with 362 leadership. Her spell capacity grew thanks to a chest on Forestria, but other than that, she's pretty normal.

Oh, did I mention we found a chest with 2 fireballs?

"I wasn't kidding about the fiery death!"

Also, see that shield? It's an artifact we found (Right next to the ogre dwelling, no less). It lowers the damage all of our units take from enemies. Another piece of gamebreakery this early on.

A quick recap on our progress in Continentia thusfar --

-- we suck at this game! We've already spent nearly 100 of our days and we're not even off of the first island of the continent. D:

Our progress on the map so far indicates the sceptre is somewhere where there is grass! We're so close I can feel it!

So, here are our options:

1: Explore continentia
2: Defeat our first villain
3: You're stupid, you should (Insert what you wish I do here)

Have at you!

42PETUNIAS · 10-28-2007, 07:15 PM

2. That fucker will never see it coming.

Khael! · 10-28-2007, 07:15 PM

Normally I'd be up for the exploration.

But NOT TODAY! I want to see some sun-blottage with those archers of yours versus a formidable foe!
If things don't go according to plan with the villain, I suggest offering the whiny militia as sacrifice. Bitches are asking for it anyway.

Tendronai · 10-28-2007, 08:45 PM

#2. Demonstrate how much you can break the game by massacring a villain.

Teal Mage · 10-28-2007, 08:51 PM

Villains are silly; they always play for the losing side.

Make this one pay.

Well either that or work on game breaking things more.

Mesden · 10-28-2007, 09:06 PM

I could technically just keep searching around the continents, doing my best to ignore all enemies, and have dragons before I get to the first villain, but that's just boring. >:

Professor Smarmiarty · 10-29-2007, 06:18 AM

I'm happy if someone dies. Horribly.

PyrosNine · 10-29-2007, 07:25 AM

I'm happy for MORE FIRE. I mean, the sorceress has been promising fire, and after all this time, I'm starting to think she's just a tease.

So...

1: Explore continentia (Nope. It's flammable.)
2: Defeat our first villain (He's flammable too!)
3: You're stupid, you should (Here we go!)

You're stupid, you should set fire to both Continentia and the first villain. As well as whomever else should get in your way....the FOOLS!

10-28-2007, 12:50 AM	#51
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	Sorry for the not updating. Been really busy lately. It shouldn't be hard to get one up soon... Though I have been waltzing around Forestria here and there in my spare time. =P __________________ I can tell you're lying.

10-28-2007, 07:01 PM	#53
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	Goddamnit. The screen capture feature on my Emulator is deciding to be a whore and take the pictures horribly. I'm practically done exploring Forestria (And I've already quicksaved a couple time throughout) with no pictures of it! Saddening it is. Edit -- well I got the screenshot thing working again, but I'm mostly done with the continent. The next update will be short and I'll fill you guys in on what I've gotten thusfar. Without further adieu-- Here we are, in our boat, at the most northern area of Forestria, and we've come across a dragon. Dragons are easily the most powerful unit in the game. They can fly, they have the most HP, most damage and are immune to magic (including our own, sadly). Seeing them on the second continent if very, very scary, because there's absolutely no way I can handle them without scouring the entire first and second continent, hoping to find some elves (super archers) and raise my leadership up massively enough to kill them from a distance. Here's how much I've explored of the map, and you'll be able to see the benefits soon. And this is the entire map (psst, I found the completed map!) I just found it in a little hollow in the north, so now I can double check any treasures on the river and outer lying continent. Not many, but there's a couple I'm confident I can get right now. You'll see why. This isn't one of the better things about this continent, but hey, it's still better than that 2 leadership crap that Continentia gave us. So I decide to go up the river to check one of the little spots I missed and -- It's being guarded! You can't see it, but there are 2 chests back there. Much worth trying to take on this wandering monster (and show off our new army!) Say hello to a new enemy! These are nomads, who are essentially beefed up pikemen. Too bad there's only 9 of them. Also, say hello to our new friends, the Ogres! When I first found them, I could only get three, but we'll change that soon. Ogres are super mega tanks. They can only move 1 space, and they don't do too much damage, but they can take a beating and keep coming. And finally, we more than tripled our Pikemen and Archers, which is totally awesome. :stressed: I don't know why, but for some reason, archers will do horribly low damage sometimes. It just happens! Oh well, maybe they'll redeem themselves later. "If they don't, I'll burn them and get better ones!" Hahaha! That's more like it! "Fiery death threats always get the job done!" There are no words to express how awesome these pikemen are. The reason none of them died will be apparent soon, though. Massacring peasants is a good pass time for bored archers. Well, so far we haven't even captured an abandoned castle, but we're still destroying second continent wandering enemies without a single loss. Though, we haven't even considered fighting those awful, awful dragons yet. Let's get to that treasure! Bleh, sorry you guys don't get to see the awesome treasures. This may seem pretty cool, but compared to the other treasures I've found? It's tiny. Sailing down southeast a bit, we come to a dwelling OR a cave to another part of the map, let's investigate it, shall we? That's right! here's our awesome ogre dwelling. We fill up on more ogres and continue on our way to fill up on our other warriors. To the beginning! Game = broke Our arrows shall block out the sun! /obligatory Now, while 167 Militia does seem pretty freakin' sweet, it's more or less a waste of money to get so many, so I think about 50 more should do us well. Well, due to horrible sequence breaking, before even starting the game, here's our army: I figure the first continent shall be ludicrously easy now. Also, note the Militia's morale. That's because Militia are whiny bitches who don't get along with half the units in the game, including Ogres. Here's our sorceress. We started this game off with 60 leadership, and now we're starting this game off with 362 leadership. Her spell capacity grew thanks to a chest on Forestria, but other than that, she's pretty normal. Oh, did I mention we found a chest with 2 fireballs? "I wasn't kidding about the fiery death!" Also, see that shield? It's an artifact we found (Right next to the ogre dwelling, no less). It lowers the damage all of our units take from enemies. Another piece of gamebreakery this early on. A quick recap on our progress in Continentia thusfar -- -- we suck at this game! We've already spent nearly 100 of our days and we're not even off of the first island of the continent. D: Our progress on the map so far indicates the sceptre is somewhere where there is grass! We're so close I can feel it! So, here are our options: 1: Explore continentia 2: Defeat our first villain 3: You're stupid, you should (Insert what you wish I do here) Have at you! __________________ I can tell you're lying.

10-28-2007, 07:15 PM	#54
42PETUNIAS helloooo! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Court Posts: 2,816	2. That fucker will never see it coming. __________________ noooo! why are you doing that?!

10-28-2007, 07:15 PM	#55
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	Normally I'd be up for the exploration. But NOT TODAY! I want to see some sun-blottage with those archers of yours versus a formidable foe! If things don't go according to plan with the villain, I suggest offering the whiny militia as sacrifice. Bitches are asking for it anyway. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

10-28-2007, 08:45 PM	#56
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	#2. Demonstrate how much you can break the game by massacring a villain. __________________ Give me your wallet before I destroy you, mortal.

10-28-2007, 02:11 AM	#52
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Watch out for forestfolk. They have tiny hands

10-28-2007, 08:51 PM	#57
Teal Mage Political Studies Student Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada! Posts: 1,577	Villains are silly; they always play for the losing side. Make this one pay. Well either that or work on game breaking things more. __________________ I'm always available to chat on AIM and Skype/MSN, so if you've like to speak further with me about anything I say, or just address something to me personally, feel free to add me. I welcome such conversations. Also obligatory signature!

10-28-2007, 09:06 PM	#58
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	I could technically just keep searching around the continents, doing my best to ignore all enemies, and have dragons before I get to the first villain, but that's just boring. >: __________________ I can tell you're lying.

10-29-2007, 06:18 AM	#59
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I'm happy if someone dies. Horribly.

10-29-2007, 07:25 AM	#60
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	I'm happy for MORE FIRE. I mean, the sorceress has been promising fire, and after all this time, I'm starting to think she's just a tease. So... 1: Explore continentia (Nope. It's flammable.) 2: Defeat our first villain (He's flammable too!) 3: You're stupid, you should (Here we go!) You're stupid, you should set fire to both Continentia and the first villain. As well as whomever else should get in your way....the FOOLS! __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!