WARBOT in Accounting: Brian's next internet project - Page 6

Bells · 03-14-2008, 06:00 PM

I just noticed that none of us can ever run for office or pretty much any political job because of the risk of one of their rivals to use their posts here in NPF on TV ads to break their moral

Frostatine · 03-14-2008, 07:25 PM

OK for one, I know for a fact that Fifth has no cave, office, nor even a physical being. Fifth is a computational anomaly created by a combination of spam, Tom from myspace (the first AI) , and the sheer amount of soul that the member of the NFP channel through their computers. My working theory is that somehow every computer in existence is connected by a common factor, this being spam. The joined powers of the world's computers formed a collective conscious. Unfortunately the only skills this entity possessed were those involving taking over websites and the ability assault your retinas with massive amounts of lies. Of course, this is all you really need to be a mod, so there really was no problem there. One day, it found nuklearpower, inserted itself into our culture and has risen through the ranks. All of this made possible by his constant feeding on our emotions and trivial anecdotes. As far as Tom (or the Tangential Omega Motherboard) is concerned he simply provided Fifth a kick-start into existence due to a leak of a portion of his AI programming. Well, this and the fact that Myspace is responsible for 80% of the world's spam.

And for two, his boss should totally be a Dreadnought

Mad Jack the Pirate · 03-14-2008, 07:44 PM

no, no, no. Fithfiend is the bastard digital flipper-baby that resulted when Hal, SHODAN, and GLaDOS had one horrific compu-bender one night.

shiney · 03-14-2008, 08:24 PM

Fucking
Idiot,
Frequently
Tries
Helping
Forsaken
Imbeciles
Enter
Nuklearpower's
Domain

Jerk.

Bells · 03-14-2008, 08:39 PM

Shiney is Offtopic! OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!

But hey, any thread is "Hate Fifth" thread, AMIRITE?

So... warbot...

ok, yeah, i cant do it... now i just want a character in Warbot that based on Fifth and Shiney... as some sort of couple...

LOVELY!

Fifthfiend · 03-14-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frostatine

OK for one, I know for a fact that Fifth has no cave, office, nor even a physical being. Fifth is a computational anomaly created by a combination of spam, Tom from myspace (the first AI) , and the sheer amount of soul that the member of the NFP channel through their computers. My working theory is that somehow every computer in existence is connected by a common factor, this being spam. The joined powers of the world's computers formed a collective conscious. Unfortunately the only skills this entity possessed were those involving taking over websites and the ability assault your retinas with massive amounts of lies. Of course, this is all you really need to be a mod, so there really was no problem there. One day, it found nuklearpower, inserted itself into our culture and has risen through the ranks. All of this made possible by his constant feeding on our emotions and trivial anecdotes. As far as Tom (or the Tangential Omega Motherboard) is concerned he simply provided Fifth a kick-start into existence due to a leak of a portion of his AI programming. Well, this and the fact that Myspace is responsible for 80% of the world's spam.

And for two, his boss should totally be a Dreadnought

~~Oh shit they're on to me~~ HEY GUYS I AM MODERATORILY PRONOUNCING THAT THIS THREAD IS OFF TOPIC AND WE SHOULD RETURN TO DISCUSSING BRIAN CLEVINGER'S NEW WEBCOMIC THAT WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME MAYBE.

Mirai Gen · 03-15-2008, 09:34 AM

Wasn't in Mod Color - Doesn't count!

Okay, but seriously - Are there any other characters you have planned for the cast that are noteworthy?

The SSB Intern · 03-16-2008, 11:33 PM

I am so looking forward to this. I haven't got to see any other work by Brian as Nuklear Age costs more than I'd like to pay for a book and I never saw the Atomic Robo #1 that I tried to preorder from a goddamn hippie and his cats.

Kurosen · 03-16-2008, 11:37 PM

Git yer Atomic Robo comics here.

PraetorZorak · 03-17-2008, 01:04 AM

I hate to drive the thread off topic once again, but this thread has been a source of bittersweet amusement for all us disgruntled cubicle dwellers out here.

03-14-2008, 06:00 PM	#51
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	I just noticed that none of us can ever run for office or pretty much any political job because of the risk of one of their rivals to use their posts here in NPF on TV ads to break their moral __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

03-14-2008, 07:25 PM	#52
Frostatine Flying Manta Rays With Teeth Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Georgetown KY Posts: 796	OK for one, I know for a fact that Fifth has no cave, office, nor even a physical being. Fifth is a computational anomaly created by a combination of spam, Tom from myspace (the first AI) , and the sheer amount of soul that the member of the NFP channel through their computers. My working theory is that somehow every computer in existence is connected by a common factor, this being spam. The joined powers of the world's computers formed a collective conscious. Unfortunately the only skills this entity possessed were those involving taking over websites and the ability assault your retinas with massive amounts of lies. Of course, this is all you really need to be a mod, so there really was no problem there. One day, it found nuklearpower, inserted itself into our culture and has risen through the ranks. All of this made possible by his constant feeding on our emotions and trivial anecdotes. As far as Tom (or the Tangential Omega Motherboard) is concerned he simply provided Fifth a kick-start into existence due to a leak of a portion of his AI programming. Well, this and the fact that Myspace is responsible for 80% of the world's spam. And for two, his boss should totally be a Dreadnought __________________ NPF, where the mods are kind and professional

03-14-2008, 08:24 PM	#54
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	Fucking Idiot, Frequently Tries Helping Forsaken Imbeciles Enter Nuklearpower's Domain Jerk. __________________ boop

03-14-2008, 08:39 PM	#55
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Shiney is Offtopic! OMGWTFBBQSAUCE! But hey, any thread is "Hate Fifth" thread, AMIRITE? So... warbot... ok, yeah, i cant do it... now i just want a character in Warbot that based on Fifth and Shiney... as some sort of couple... LOVELY! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

03-15-2008, 09:34 AM	#57
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Wasn't in Mod Color - Doesn't count! Okay, but seriously - Are there any other characters you have planned for the cast that are noteworthy? __________________

03-14-2008, 07:44 PM	#53
Mad Jack the Pirate Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 525	no, no, no. Fithfiend is the bastard digital flipper-baby that resulted when Hal, SHODAN, and GLaDOS had one horrific compu-bender one night.

03-16-2008, 11:33 PM	#58
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	I am so looking forward to this. I haven't got to see any other work by Brian as Nuklear Age costs more than I'd like to pay for a book and I never saw the Atomic Robo #1 that I tried to preorder from a goddamn hippie and his cats. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

03-17-2008, 01:04 AM	#60
PraetorZorak Locust of the Apocalypse Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Erie, PA Posts: 339	I hate to drive the thread off topic once again, but this thread has been a source of bittersweet amusement for all us disgruntled cubicle dwellers out here. __________________ Evil Snickers = The Dark Chocolate :stressed: Proud member of The NuklearPower Advice Task Force. The Rise and Fall of Ronald McDonald