Rabitt's A Grouch - Page 6

Pip Boy · 09-30-2008, 06:53 PM

Im pretty sure thats how you spell the name of the Winnie the Pooh character, even if not the actual animal.

Intern Nin · 09-30-2008, 07:10 PM

Hmm, according to wikipedia rabbit was a real animal. At least he was in the book. That old man was crazy! And it also says his name is spelled with two Bs and one T.

Kaneda · 09-30-2008, 07:14 PM

You know who was a tremendous dick? Owl.

Seil seems to be the Pooh expert here, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I strongly remember Owl's house being destroyed, and him subsequently just claiming Piglet's house for himself, like the big dick that he is. All the other animals were like "OH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA" and poor Piglet was too shy and awkward to just point out "hey Owl, that's my fucking house."

Intern Nin · 09-30-2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneda

You know who was a tremendous dick? Owl.

Seil seems to be the Pooh expert here, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I strongly remember Owl's house being destroyed, and him subsequently just claiming Piglet's house for himself, like the big dick that he is. All the other animals were like "OH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA" and poor Piglet was too shy and awkward to just point out "hey Owl, that's my fucking house."

Well, Eeyore is guilty of the high crime of being a dick too. Did you forget who was the one who led owl to Piglet's house saying "Yeah, I found you a new place to live. Nobody's in it right now so that must mean no one could possibly be living in there". Then again, he's just a stuffed animal, he doesn't have a brain. What's Owl's excuse?

Seil · 09-30-2008, 07:48 PM

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Seil seems to be the Pooh expert here, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I strongly remember Owl's house being destroyed, and him subsequently just claiming Piglet's house for himself, like the big dick that he is. All the other animals were like "OH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA" and poor Piglet was too shy and awkward to just point out "hey Owl, that's my fucking house."

Well, what happened was Owl's house blew down on a blustery day and smashed into the ground. Eeyore decided to house hunt for him, even during the time the Hundred Acre Wood was flooded. Incidentally, Pooh saved Piglet during said flood and Christopher Robin throws Pooh a Hero Party.

During the party, Eeyore comes along, claiming to have found Owl a new home. Everyone follows Eeyore and winds up at Piglets house. Pooh, Kanga, and Christopher Robin all try to get Piglet to say it's his house, but Piglet lets Owl have it, and begins to leave.

Pooh takes Piglet by the hand, informing Piglet that he will be living with Pooh from now on, and asks Christopher Robin is a Hero Party could be made into a Heroes Party.

Kaneda · 09-30-2008, 07:51 PM

At the end of the day though, the Hundred Acre Wood is still one house short, so somebody's gonna be moving in with somebody. So at least it's Piglet, and nobody has to room with the colossal dick that is Owl.

Also I just feel like putting this out there, "Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day" is by far the best Pooh short.

Selfish · 09-30-2008, 10:35 PM

Seil is a BOY. No bewbies on him. Unless he is messing around with a girl. Who isn`t Piglet. That`s an issue for Pooh to worry about.

Seil, put some dang pants on and take your thermos of soup when you go outside to the real world.

Also: interesting idea that Owl, Rabbit and Gopher (however each of them are actually spelled in the books) are real while the others are nothing more than mouldy forgotten toys that have been left outside in the garden to fend for themselves until the Christopher Robin remembers he wants to play with them again.

Poor, POOR Eeyore. Of all of them, he is the realist.

Intern Nin · 09-30-2008, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Selfish

Poor, POOR Eeyore. Of all of them, he is the realist

You mispelled 'British'.

Wigmund · 09-30-2008, 10:44 PM

Thanks for re-opening more scabbed-over memories guys...
Remember 'Welcome to Pooh Corner'? That shit was some serious nightmare fuel for me when I was younger.

Bob The Mercenary · 09-30-2008, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund

Thanks for re-opening more scabbed-over memories guys...
Remember 'Welcome to Pooh Corner'? That shit was some serious nightmare fuel for me when I was younger.

I had some unhealthy obsession with that show in my younger years. It could be compared to today when we say things like "holy crap, they're making that live action?" Only it was, "wowz, Pooh is real!" But yeah, that guy in the chair reading the book was creepy as hell.

09-30-2008, 10:35 PM	#57
Selfish mammothtank send me that link again Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canuckistan. Posts: 356	Seil is a BOY. No bewbies on him. Unless he is messing around with a girl. Who isn`t Piglet. That`s an issue for Pooh to worry about. Seil, put some dang pants on and take your thermos of soup when you go outside to the real world. Also: interesting idea that Owl, Rabbit and Gopher (however each of them are actually spelled in the books) are real while the others are nothing more than mouldy forgotten toys that have been left outside in the garden to fend for themselves until the Christopher Robin remembers he wants to play with them again. Poor, POOR Eeyore. Of all of them, he is the realist. __________________ Eastern Daylight: the place where I am. "The internet: where you can show the world that you're doodling on your flesh and receive tangible rewards." - sekrit persun on NPF.

09-30-2008, 06:53 PM	#51
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	Im pretty sure thats how you spell the name of the Winnie the Pooh character, even if not the actual animal.

09-30-2008, 07:14 PM	#53
Kaneda Pitch black and covered in soot. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bennington, Vermont Posts: 729	You know who was a tremendous dick? Owl. Seil seems to be the Pooh expert here, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I strongly remember Owl's house being destroyed, and him subsequently just claiming Piglet's house for himself, like the big dick that he is. All the other animals were like "OH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA" and poor Piglet was too shy and awkward to just point out "hey Owl, that's my fucking house."

09-30-2008, 07:51 PM	#56
Kaneda Pitch black and covered in soot. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bennington, Vermont Posts: 729	At the end of the day though, the Hundred Acre Wood is still one house short, so somebody's gonna be moving in with somebody. So at least it's Piglet, and nobody has to room with the colossal dick that is Owl. Also I just feel like putting this out there, "Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day" is by far the best Pooh short.

09-30-2008, 10:44 PM	#59
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Thanks for re-opening more scabbed-over memories guys... Remember 'Welcome to Pooh Corner'? That shit was some serious nightmare fuel for me when I was younger.