How to deal with things that hurt to read - Page 6

MasterOfMagic · 06-07-2009, 10:22 PM

"Bottles of wine, covered with dew, and otters"

I've taken all I can today. I'll have to torture myself with everyone else's links another day.

Covered in otters.

Possum Knight · 06-07-2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterOfMagic

"Bottles of wine, covered with dew, and otters"

I've taken all I can today. I'll have to torture myself with everyone else's links another day.

Covered in otters.

lol I was drinking sweet tea when I saw this and had to spit it out haha.

Kim · 06-07-2009, 11:17 PM

How do you read a beverage, especially when it's in your mouth? This is very troubling.

BitVyper · 06-07-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Vicious unrestrained criticism and then post it to the internet for other people to laugh at and hate.

It's fanfiction. She'll be hailed as a genius as long as Sephiroth is in it.

Possum Knight · 06-07-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NonCon

How do you read a beverage, especially when it's in your mouth? This is very troubling.

I don't know, how do you?

Seil · 06-07-2009, 11:40 PM

Cracked.com on Twilight.

Anyways, do what I did with Salad Fingers. Let it pass through your mind. Usually when I dwell on something, have something I forget, it stays there. So what you do is just accept the fact that it's really bad, and let your brain move on.

Wigmund · 06-08-2009, 12:20 AM

Oh boy, TV Tropes has an entire listing of fanfics.

GARUD · 06-08-2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Seil

Cracked.com on Twilight.

I love you for that link. So true!

Pip Boy · 06-08-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

At least nothing Kirby2000 wrote was actually published.

Apparently there is a second chapter in which He rapes her.

Why, bit Vyper? Why have you opened this seemingly endless can of nightmare fuel? Normal bad fanfictions is just written so badly you can't understand it. This fanfiction is written almost well but contains messages that make you not want to understand it!

I can't even read the entire thing. That's scary.

Tev · 06-08-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Megaman FTW

I can't even read the entire thing. That's scary.

To sum-up:
The continuation is just the next four pages. Words are used that should never be used to describe sexual acts ("Legs like quivering hungry anacondas," "Buzzing pubes," and "Shaft of hot iron"). After which the queen fairy shows up and yells at her husband for raping the princess. They fight while the princess runs away except the king fairy unleashes a bunch of metal animals that....I think trap the princess? Then there's a giant involved near the end I think.

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Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	How do you read a beverage, especially when it's in your mouth? This is very troubling. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

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Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Oh boy, TV Tropes has an entire listing of fanfics. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

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MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	"Bottles of wine, covered with dew, and otters" I've taken all I can today. I'll have to torture myself with everyone else's links another day. Covered in otters.

06-07-2009, 11:40 PM	#56
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Cracked.com on Twilight. Anyways, do what I did with Salad Fingers. Let it pass through your mind. Usually when I dwell on something, have something I forget, it stays there. So what you do is just accept the fact that it's really bad, and let your brain move on.