One... Two... Freddy's Coming For You... - Page 6

Viridis · 04-24-2010, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Premonitions

OKay THIS Guy? This guy right here is who we should be talking all this shit to, cause who the fuck is scared of Graboids?

I was like five.
All I saw was that one pretty suspenseful then shocking scene
(About four minutes into this clip. I vividly remember the damn things beating on the windows of the car)
Screw you guys and your clown.

Krylo · 04-24-2010, 01:58 AM

To be fair, graboids were kinda scary in the first movie.

Then they named them graboids.

And... welp.

The Sevenshot Kid · 04-24-2010, 02:02 AM

Haley was Rorshach

Premmy · 04-24-2010, 02:04 AM

I guess Englund's just done with it, plus, he did an AWESOME Vulture, in Spec-Spidey*Sigh* so there's that.

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Originally Posted by Krylo

To be fair, graboids were kinda scary in the first movie.

Then they named them graboids.

And... welp.

ASSBLASTERS

Toastburner B · 04-24-2010, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Premonitions

OKay THIS Guy? This guy right here is who we should be talking all this shit to, cause who the fuck is scared of Graboids?

Yeah, you know what? I can beat that on the patheticness scale.

The only movie villain that ever gave me a nightmare was...

...Mr. Boogedy

Okay, sure, I was like 4 or five, but I still remember that nightmare. Mr. Boogedy was trying to drag me out of my bed and through a window...so, yeah...it was scary enough for me.

Well, actually, I've had dreams about the Xenomorphs from Aliens...but that was more from playing too much AvP and AvP 2, so technically not nightmares caused by movies.

Magus · 04-24-2010, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Seil

It sounds like Freddy might have a bit of a speech impediment - the way he says "This won't hurt..." in the trailer sounds like he's trying to talk through pounds of make-up.

Robert Englund: 1

Knowing little about Freddy Kreuger, I was under the impression he sounds like that because he was burnt to death.

Also how the guy is dressed is just laughable. It made sense in the '80s maybe but I don't get it now.

To be fair, I have no interest in this and have only seen the first Nightmare on Elm Street, none of the newer ones which may have been scarier...

It just gives off the impression of something that would scare a kid who's supposed to be too young to watch it anyway, since most of you say you watched the first one when you were five or something...

Krylo · 04-24-2010, 12:41 PM

Yeah. I did.

It didn't scare me when I was five though (Actually probably saw it younger than that, as it came out when I was 2).
Fifth's a pussy.
Then again I don't have any memories of actually being scared of any scary movie. I was kind of raised on them. My mom loved them. Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Chucky, Poltergeist, Amityville Horror, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Halloween, IT, The Exorcist, and countless others all watched before I was 10.

Only one is actually notable due to fright, and that would be Night of the Creeps, but it wasn't the movie that scared me. It was my dad rolling up a bunch of black electrical tape to make it look like one of the leech things, and then spitting it out of his mouth at me.

That was when I was 4.

I guess stuff like that is probably why I'm so jaded to horror movies.

01d55 · 04-25-2010, 10:08 PM

So I know how this movie is going to end:

At the beginning this dude is gonna see a sweet-ass car and be all "Dude that is my dream car" and then at the very end of the movie, Freddie is after him in his dreams when all of a sudden the Hot Chick drives the sweet-ass car through some wall and crushes Freddie. Then the car EXPLODES and the hot chick steps out on fire like the human torch (so she's fine but her clothes are gone and her naughty bits are censored by the CG fire) and they make out (he is not hurt by the fire either) and then he wakes up and there's a joke about he's pissed AND jizzed himself: "that was a double-wet dream!"

Roll credits.

DFM · 04-26-2010, 05:18 AM

Plausible except the hot chick turns out to be Freddy but like he doesn't mind because it's just a dream so he starts making out with Freddy who's all getting ready to slice him while they're kissin' because Freddy he ain't got no class like that and then it cuts to him waking up and the real life hot chick is making out with him and she's arrested for sexual assault and he's just kinda sittin' there wondering why the hot chick was making out with him while he was passed out and why he almost liked kissing Freddy more and then there's a knock on the door and he opens it and lightning flashes and its hot chick in torn prison clothes and she says she's come back to finish what she started and she starts advancing across the room towards him all slow and lecherously and then he trips because he's gotta trip and he looks up and the hot chick pulls off her face and this bloody skull is staring at him and the skull opens its mouth and starts screaming and his face is all getting hit with blood and puss and he starts screaming too then the hot chick rips off her skull and Freddy's head grows out of her neck hole and he's all "Your girlie's got an axe to grind with you." and he pulls out a chainsaw from behind his back because he's really kind of phoning this one in and then the guy is all "This is my dream you can't hurt me get the fuck out." and then Freddy starts all melting and getting sucked through the dream wormhole and as he disappears he's like "I was trying to heeeelp yooooou." and the dude's like "I don't think anything you did in this entire movie could have helped me in any way." and then hot chick crashes through his TV and kills him the end.

Marc v4.0 · 04-26-2010, 05:59 AM

You..you people need a hobby. Something besides this.

Damn.

04-24-2010, 01:58 AM	#52
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	To be fair, graboids were kinda scary in the first movie. Then they named them graboids. And... welp. __________________ I am very tired.

04-24-2010, 12:41 PM	#57
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Yeah. I did. It didn't scare me when I was five though (Actually probably saw it younger than that, as it came out when I was 2). Fifth's a pussy. Then again I don't have any memories of actually being scared of any scary movie. I was kind of raised on them. My mom loved them. Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Chucky, Poltergeist, Amityville Horror, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Halloween, IT, The Exorcist, and countless others all watched before I was 10. Only one is actually notable due to fright, and that would be Night of the Creeps, but it wasn't the movie that scared me. It was my dad rolling up a bunch of black electrical tape to make it look like one of the leech things, and then spitting it out of his mouth at me. That was when I was 4. I guess stuff like that is probably why I'm so jaded to horror movies. __________________ I am very tired.

04-25-2010, 10:08 PM	#58
01d55 Not 55 years old. Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,098	I HAVE HAD A PROPHETIC VISION So I know how this movie is going to end: At the beginning this dude is gonna see a sweet-ass car and be all "Dude that is my dream car" and then at the very end of the movie, Freddie is after him in his dreams when all of a sudden the Hot Chick drives the sweet-ass car through some wall and crushes Freddie. Then the car EXPLODES and the hot chick steps out on fire like the human torch (so she's fine but her clothes are gone and her naughty bits are censored by the CG fire) and they make out (he is not hurt by the fire either) and then he wakes up and there's a joke about he's pissed AND jizzed himself: "that was a double-wet dream!" Roll credits.

04-26-2010, 05:18 AM	#59
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Plausible except the hot chick turns out to be Freddy but like he doesn't mind because it's just a dream so he starts making out with Freddy who's all getting ready to slice him while they're kissin' because Freddy he ain't got no class like that and then it cuts to him waking up and the real life hot chick is making out with him and she's arrested for sexual assault and he's just kinda sittin' there wondering why the hot chick was making out with him while he was passed out and why he almost liked kissing Freddy more and then there's a knock on the door and he opens it and lightning flashes and its hot chick in torn prison clothes and she says she's come back to finish what she started and she starts advancing across the room towards him all slow and lecherously and then he trips because he's gotta trip and he looks up and the hot chick pulls off her face and this bloody skull is staring at him and the skull opens its mouth and starts screaming and his face is all getting hit with blood and puss and he starts screaming too then the hot chick rips off her skull and Freddy's head grows out of her neck hole and he's all "Your girlie's got an axe to grind with you." and he pulls out a chainsaw from behind his back because he's really kind of phoning this one in and then the guy is all "This is my dream you can't hurt me get the fuck out." and then Freddy starts all melting and getting sucked through the dream wormhole and as he disappears he's like "I was trying to heeeelp yooooou." and the dude's like "I don't think anything you did in this entire movie could have helped me in any way." and then hot chick crashes through his TV and kills him the end. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

04-26-2010, 05:59 AM	#60
Marc v4.0 Fight Me, Nerds Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,470	You..you people need a hobby. Something besides this. Damn. __________________