Pokemon Umbral Theatre 31: Standing the Test of Time... - Page 6

Bard The 5th LW · 07-29-2011, 03:28 PM

Charlotte's dogs are about as low maintenance as a bunch of dogs would be, but I can see a Metagross, Kingdra, Adamanitar, etc. being a bit more hectic to take care of.

Dracorion · 07-29-2011, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

I'm sorry. I'll go ahead and fix the conversation a bit.

And there we go.

Better, thanks.

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Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

So just how broke are you going to make Pierce out to be? I'll kinda feel bad about all this if Irene drives down the road one evening and sees Pierce in drag turning out tricks at a bus stop for a cheeseburger.

I mean, I'd laugh my ass off first, but then I'd feel bad...and then I'd just probably start laughing all over again.

It's ridiculous, you know? Charlotte's just window shopping around the city and there's Pierce wearing a slutty dress and too much makeup, asking this corporate douchebag if he wants a Cleveland Steamer or something.

Yeah, no.

It's more or less like Menarker and Bard said. His pokemon are pretty high-maintenance, so Pierce is going to need to take up a part-time job.

I wonder who's hiring?

Astral Harmony · 07-29-2011, 09:53 PM

Make up your own if y'feel like it.

We can even have fun with it.

Pierce: "So all I gotta do is leap out of the cake in my underwear and dance around for a couple hours and make several hundred? That doesn't sound hard at all."
Catherine: "Yeah, it's super easy work. Just a bachelorette party for a friend of mine. Anyways, whenever you're ready, just strip down and get into the cake."
*Pierce gets ready and enters the cake, and later that day, at PATCA HQ...*
Milsha: "I wonder where Pierce has gotten off to? This is his birthday party and he isn't even around."
Shannon: "Maybe he's off with some easy woman. Anyways, I'm getting kinda of tired of us waiting for him. Let's go ahead and start having some of this huge cake that was delivered."
Jeanette: "It certainly is a strange birthday cake. It's bigger than a wedding cake, and there's no birthday candles on it. I can't even tell how old Pierce is now."
Pierce: "Those voices sound awfully familiar...oh, well."
Catherine: "That cake looks awfully familiar...oh, well."

...

Well, it would certainly trounce Menarker's drunken "I slept with four women at the same time" announcement.

But if you're really looking for suggestions, you could always get hired at the hotel Milsha/Renny/Lola are staying at now. Pamilla is a fan of Pierce, too.

Dracorion · 07-29-2011, 10:44 PM

... Hired to do what, exactly?

Bard The 5th LW · 07-29-2011, 11:45 PM

Does it have a bar? Pierce might be like a hired bar thug or something.

Menarker · 07-30-2011, 02:12 AM

*A big PATCA party is being held at the bar in the hotel where Pierce is working for the night...*
Pierce: "Sorry squirt, but you can't enter this bar."
Renny: "But I live here! And this is a PATCA related party! I fight warlike conditions on a semi-regular basis. Hell, I make stronger wine myself! What's a few month short?"
Pierce: "I feel for you, but a paycheck is a paycheck."

Of course, the entirely opposite situation is also potentially hilarious where Renny is brought (kidnapped) with the rest of the group to a joint he's not exactly age appropriate for.

Although, I'd rather Pierce didn't work at the same place Renny lives, given Renny is trying to keep a low profile on where he is actually living.

Astral Harmony · 07-30-2011, 08:02 AM

Honestly, if Pierce is that interested in Jeanette and Darcelle, he could easily just get a job at Ricewood Masterworks. Might even learn him some stuff. Between Elizabeth, Violet and Jeanette herself, I highly doubt he'd get rejected.

Dracorion · 07-30-2011, 09:20 AM

That's a good option. But the end result I'm hoping for is for Pierce to get a job he actually likes and not just grunt work.

He's going to have to put up with more than enough shitty, terrible jobs before he finds a good one.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-30-2011, 12:38 PM

Renny should really take a "Stranger Danger" course.

Menarker · 07-30-2011, 12:58 PM

Oddly enough, this sort of situation would probably be seen as normal if Renny was an adult, considering she did him a favor (almost akin to saving his life), they are in the same group and all that and she's pretty obvious with her flirting.

Renny does make it look like a horrible situation due to his naviety and underage status though.

07-29-2011, 09:53 PM	#53
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Make up your own if y'feel like it. We can even have fun with it. Pierce: "So all I gotta do is leap out of the cake in my underwear and dance around for a couple hours and make several hundred? That doesn't sound hard at all." Catherine: "Yeah, it's super easy work. Just a bachelorette party for a friend of mine. Anyways, whenever you're ready, just strip down and get into the cake." Pierce gets ready and enters the cake, and later that day, at PATCA HQ... Milsha: "I wonder where Pierce has gotten off to? This is his birthday party and he isn't even around." Shannon: "Maybe he's off with some easy woman. Anyways, I'm getting kinda of tired of us waiting for him. Let's go ahead and start having some of this huge cake that was delivered." Jeanette: "It certainly is a strange birthday cake. It's bigger than a wedding cake, and there's no birthday candles on it. I can't even tell how old Pierce is now." Pierce: "Those voices sound awfully familiar...oh, well." Catherine: "That cake looks awfully familiar...oh, well." ... Well, it would certainly trounce Menarker's drunken "I slept with four women at the same time" announcement. But if you're really looking for suggestions, you could always get hired at the hotel Milsha/Renny/Lola are staying at now. Pamilla is a fan of Pierce, too. Last edited by Astral Harmony; 07-29-2011 at 09:58 PM.

07-29-2011, 10:44 PM	#54
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	... Hired to do what, exactly? __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

07-30-2011, 02:12 AM	#56
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	A big PATCA party is being held at the bar in the hotel where Pierce is working for the night... Pierce: "Sorry squirt, but you can't enter this bar." Renny: "But I live here! And this is a PATCA related party! I fight warlike conditions on a semi-regular basis. Hell, I make stronger wine myself! What's a few month short?" Pierce: "I feel for you, but a paycheck is a paycheck." Of course, the entirely opposite situation is also potentially hilarious where Renny is brought (kidnapped) with the rest of the group to a joint he's not exactly age appropriate for. Although, I'd rather Pierce didn't work at the same place Renny lives, given Renny is trying to keep a low profile on where he is actually living. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 07-30-2011 at 02:17 AM.

07-30-2011, 09:20 AM	#58
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	That's a good option. But the end result I'm hoping for is for Pierce to get a job he actually likes and not just grunt work. He's going to have to put up with more than enough shitty, terrible jobs before he finds a good one. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

07-30-2011, 12:58 PM	#60
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Oddly enough, this sort of situation would probably be seen as normal if Renny was an adult, considering she did him a favor (almost akin to saving his life), they are in the same group and all that and she's pretty obvious with her flirting. Renny does make it look like a horrible situation due to his naviety and underage status though. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 07-30-2011 at 03:20 PM.

07-29-2011, 03:28 PM	#51
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Charlotte's dogs are about as low maintenance as a bunch of dogs would be, but I can see a Metagross, Kingdra, Adamanitar, etc. being a bit more hectic to take care of.

07-29-2011, 11:45 PM	#55
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Does it have a bar? Pierce might be like a hired bar thug or something.

07-30-2011, 08:02 AM	#57
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Honestly, if Pierce is that interested in Jeanette and Darcelle, he could easily just get a job at Ricewood Masterworks. Might even learn him some stuff. Between Elizabeth, Violet and Jeanette herself, I highly doubt he'd get rejected.

07-30-2011, 12:38 PM	#59
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Renny should really take a "Stranger Danger" course.