Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT! - Page 6

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 04:24 PM

*Dragonsbane logged back in*

Dragonsbane: *casts Dispel* Now...where were we? *grins wickedly* Ah, that's right....FLARE!

Dragonsbane: *a blast of destructive energy shoots toward TB*

Bailey · 12-08-2004, 04:39 PM

[color=#00ff11]Newb: didn't I boot that thing?

Newb: there seems to be only one way to settle this

Server: Newb has rolled one six sided die: 7

Newb: ha! your precious /\/00131/\/470r is mine now!

/\/00131/\/470r: *steps on bob the mercenary*

Newb: now to raid the box of infinite goodies!

Newb: *eats chocolate cake*

Newb: anyone else want some? *distributes chocolate cake*

Newb: we probably need milk too

Newb: *takes carton out of fridge*

/\/00131/\/470r: *steals cake and carton, devouring both*

Newb: wait a minute, what did that label say?

Newb: *reads label*

Newb: um, Thaum...

Newb: run

Terex4 · 12-08-2004, 05:57 PM

Ten minutes after the last thing said

DruidoftheDead: I found the calvinball! I'll get it!

Ten minutes later

DruidoftheDead: *grabs calvinball*
DruidoftheDead: ????
DruidoftheDead: Stupid lag its gone!

Arhra · 12-08-2004, 07:03 PM

Arhra: As amusing as your various incompetencies are, I do think it is time for me to take the Calvinball.

Arhra: *grabs the Calvinball and allows no lag to interefere with him*

Arhra has changed name to <you really don't think I'll let you find it out that easily do you?>

Arhra has the ball and now he's disguised as someone else. You'd think it would be easy to tell who but its not. This promises to be confusing.

Jadarendir · 12-08-2004, 07:35 PM

OOC: Dudes... the Calvinball is in my pants. I did that earlier in the game.

IC:

Jadarendir: Stay away from there Arhra!

Server: Arhra is trying to get at the large object in Jadarendir's pants.

Jadarendir: I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!!!!

The Argent Lord · 12-08-2004, 10:04 PM

((I think my old screenname is more appropriae for this, therefore...))

Server: 1337 Din0xx0r has joined the chat.
1337 Din0xx0r: I r0xx0r j0r s0xx0rz, j00 st00pd n00b. G0 suxx0r s0m duxx0rz.
/\/00131/\/470r: |-|5|\/|4|\| 00#. %05 4.3 4 |\|00_, 4|\|P 4.3 P\/\/4.3P _% |\/|% p0\/\/3.. |0.3p4.3 0. P3$7.5(710|\|.
1337 Din0xx0r: I d0nt thinxx0r s0, lewzr.
*1337 Din0xx0r casts Alter Code*
*/\/00131/\/470r is now /\/00131/\/4P3r*
/\/00131/\/4P3r: %05 $|-|4## 4## _3 |\/|% 7.33-$#4\/3$, 0. 1 4|\/| 7|-|3 |\/|19|-|713$7 (4|\|P1P473 1|\| 7|-|3 \/\/0.#P!
1337 Din0xx0r: F00l, j00 hve alredi l0sd! Da B00shi d00d w0nxxor!
/\/00131/\/4P3r: |\|00000000000000! 1 \/\/1## .375.|\|, 1|\| 05. |\/|0.3 %34.$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terex4 · 12-08-2004, 10:49 PM

After seeing Argent's entrence, Druid found himself nearly blind at his computer. The leet was horrifying.

DruidoftheDead: The leet must die!
DruidoftheDead: *Puts anyone using leet on ignore and reaches toward Jad's pants.*

Bailey · 12-09-2004, 06:14 AM

Newb: *turns into two large bouncers, one stopping people from reaching into jada's pants, the other holding the nilk-controlled leet demon away from thaum*

Newb: *to both of them* RUN!

Dragonsbane · 12-09-2004, 07:28 AM

Dragonsbane summons a large number of angry police, who begin beating up everyone that was trying to get inside Jada's pants.

Toastburner B · 12-09-2004, 10:41 AM

*Toastburner, who has horrible lag on his computer. Walks over, and puts as box of doughnuts into DB's hands. As the police swarm him, Toastburner is throw across the room as the effects of the flare finally catch up through the lag*

12-08-2004, 07:03 PM	#54
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Arhra: As amusing as your various incompetencies are, I do think it is time for me to take the Calvinball. Arhra: grabs the Calvinball and allows no lag to interefere with him Arhra has changed name to <you really don't think I'll let you find it out that easily do you?> Arhra has the ball and now he's disguised as someone else. You'd think it would be easy to tell who but its not. This promises to be confusing. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

12-08-2004, 07:35 PM	#55
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	OOC: Dudes... the Calvinball is in my pants. I did that earlier in the game. IC: Jadarendir: Stay away from there Arhra! Server: Arhra is trying to get at the large object in Jadarendir's pants. Jadarendir: I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!!!! __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-09-2004, 10:41 AM	#60
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner, who has horrible lag on his computer. Walks over, and puts as box of doughnuts into DB's hands. As the police swarm him, Toastburner is throw across the room as the effects of the flare finally catch up through the lag __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-08-2004, 10:04 PM	#56
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	((I think my old screenname is more appropriae for this, therefore...)) Server: 1337 Din0xx0r has joined the chat. 1337 Din0xx0r: I r0xx0r j0r s0xx0rz, j00 st00pd n00b. G0 suxx0r s0m duxx0rz. /\/00131/\/470r: \|-\|5\|\/\|4\|\\| 00#. %05 4.3 4 \|\\|00_, 4\|\\|P 4.3 P\/\/4.3P _% \|\/\|% p0\/\/3.. \|0.3p4.3 0. P3$7.5(710\|\\|. 1337 Din0xx0r: I d0nt thinxx0r s0, lewzr. 1337 Din0xx0r casts Alter Code /\/00131/\/470r is now /\/00131/\/4P3r /\/00131/\/4P3r: %05 $\|-\|4## 4## _3 \|\/\|% 7.33-$#4\/3$, 0. 1 4\|\/\| 7\|-\|3 \|\/\|19\|-\|713$7 (4\|\\|P1P473 1\|\\| 7\|-\|3 \/\/0.#P! 1337 Din0xx0r: F00l, j00 hve alredi l0sd! Da B00shi d00d w0nxxor! /\/00131/\/4P3r: \|\\|00000000000000! 1 \/\/1## .375.\|\\|, 1\|\\| 05. \|\/\|0.3 %34.$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!