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Unread 03-05-2005, 10:26 AM   #51
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Unread 03-05-2005, 11:55 AM   #52
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Listen to the woman. Chocolate works wonders. Accompany any proposal you might give with chocolate, and it will increase your chance of success tenfold.
Women also think incredibly well of flowers, or gifts that actually appeal to their personal tastes.

Of course, you must be on good enough standing, and know each other well enough before she'll even accept such things.

Relationships, women like to take them in steps. At least, the ones who aren't super-psycho stalkers, anyway. Yeah, it's hard to get the really good girls.

And one last piece of advice, my older brother always told me: only good girls wear white panties. The rest wear colored panties, or even thongs. Most actually wear thongs. You'll be hard-pressed to find girls woh DON'T wear thongs. :/
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Unread 03-05-2005, 12:14 PM   #53
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And one last piece of advice, my older brother always told me: only good girls wear white panties. The rest wear colored panties, or even thongs. Most actually wear thongs. You'll be hard-pressed to find girls woh DON'T wear thongs. :/
That is HILARIOUS. No matter what color panties girls wear, they're still individuals. I don't think white means they're good. That's just as much as saying brides still wear white because they're virgins.

And I don't wear thongs. Uncomfortable. =(
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Unread 03-05-2005, 12:49 PM   #54
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Roffle. My girlfriend wears g-strings all the time. Le yum.

I don't like to get her chocolate or roses or stuff. I want to get her things that'll last longer than a week. Rings, bracelets and pendants all the way :P

Although I did throw in some chocolates on Valentine's Day.
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Unread 03-05-2005, 01:28 PM   #55
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I am very sad for myself now. I will never find a to match me because I'm the strangest person alive. I am a huge nerd, I listen to metal and techno music, I'm a Christian, and I play video games all day. Weep for me.
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Unread 03-05-2005, 01:30 PM   #56
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The best advice that I can give regarding women, be they gaming or non-gaming is this song I learned:

Sometimes you fall in love
And you think it will last forever
You change your life and ignore your friends
Because you think it cant get any better

But then love goes away
No matter what it never stays as strong
And then your left with nothing
Because you were thinking with your dong!

So watch out for the love bug
It can destory you like a Typhoon wind
Just play it cool and dont be a fool
And never let poon-tang come between you and your friends!


By the way this song also works for the ladies aswell.

And use condoms, damnit
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Unread 03-05-2005, 02:25 PM   #57
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Sometimes one can never tell. So I just wanted to be safe. I don't like seeing people ranting. Anyways, I digress. The only place that I know of to meet some gaming girls would be at a convention or something of the sort. What would be some other good places????
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Unread 03-05-2005, 02:30 PM   #58
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Cybercafes. Game/anime stores. Online.

You probably talk to girls daily who are gamers. We just don't tend to draw attention to it.
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Unread 03-05-2005, 02:36 PM   #59
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Girl gamers are some of the most normal reasonable fun people in the world.

I love my girl gamer. =)
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Unread 03-05-2005, 02:44 PM   #60
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Wait? why don't you like to be knowen as gamers? I mean it is another label to deal with. But is it bad or something to you girls? I personly don't mind being called a gamer. I don't mind being called alot of things. But why do most girls not show their hobby? I don't mind.
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