Not Bizarro Caption Extravaganza! - Page 64

Zilla · 04-27-2009, 10:28 PM

Here's my art piece. That silhouette was TOTALLY intentional!

Doc ock rokc · 04-27-2009, 11:30 PM

John was smart enough to hide the bodys...in plain sight

Thadius · 04-28-2009, 12:18 AM

"I TOLD you to take the trash out before it gained sentience, but noooooo! Now we can't kill it because it's an endangered species!"

Seil · 04-28-2009, 01:14 AM

Romance: Garbage. This is why there's hookers.

bluestarultor · 04-28-2009, 09:54 PM

Win goes to Thad, for reminding me of my brother's room.
Zilla runs up because I can imagine this line coming from CJ whilst describing her classmates' work.
Honorable mention to Doc Ock for making garbage art sound sinister.

Thadius · 04-28-2009, 10:35 PM

So what did the Dalai Lama hear?

Zilla · 04-28-2009, 10:39 PM

"Are you ready to achieve Enlightenment?"
"YEAHHH!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"YEAAAHHH!!"
"ALL RIGHT SAN DIEGO!"

Doc ock rokc · 04-28-2009, 11:22 PM

"How do I become a Lama?"

"Go to a monastic university and study for twenty-five years. Begin by memorizing Vasubandhu's Abhidharmakosha with its commentary (500 pages or so). Then study what you have memorised by hearing lectures on it and debating the contents with other candidates until you can argue every side of every controversy equally well. Then memorise several works of Nagarjuna, along with their commentaries. Then memorise the seven treatises of Dharmakirti. In additional to that study, you must master several forms of meditation and study tantric rituals for about two or three years.

Alternatively, you can come to America and just call yourself a lama. Billions of nubile virgins will follow you everywhere and give you money. "

Male Human Fighter · 04-28-2009, 11:39 PM

"What, am I secretly a total douche?"

Seil · 04-29-2009, 02:02 AM

Caption: Eternal wisdom: Insert in ear.

Wise-Man Caption: Eternal wisdom: Insert in ear.

04-27-2009, 10:28 PM	#631
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	Here's my art piece. That silhouette was TOTALLY intentional! __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

04-27-2009, 11:30 PM	#632
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	John was smart enough to hide the bodys...in plain sight __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

04-28-2009, 12:18 AM	#633
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	"I TOLD you to take the trash out before it gained sentience, but noooooo! Now we can't kill it because it's an endangered species!" __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-28-2009, 10:35 PM	#636
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	So what did the Dalai Lama hear? __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-28-2009, 10:39 PM	#637
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	"Are you ready to achieve Enlightenment?" "YEAHHH!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" "YEAAAHHH!!" "ALL RIGHT SAN DIEGO!" __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

04-28-2009, 01:14 AM	#634
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Romance: Garbage. This is why there's hookers.

04-28-2009, 11:22 PM	#638
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	"How do I become a Lama?" "Go to a monastic university and study for twenty-five years. Begin by memorizing Vasubandhu's Abhidharmakosha with its commentary (500 pages or so). Then study what you have memorised by hearing lectures on it and debating the contents with other candidates until you can argue every side of every controversy equally well. Then memorise several works of Nagarjuna, along with their commentaries. Then memorise the seven treatises of Dharmakirti. In additional to that study, you must master several forms of meditation and study tantric rituals for about two or three years. Alternatively, you can come to America and just call yourself a lama. Billions of nubile virgins will follow you everywhere and give you money. " __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

04-28-2009, 11:39 PM	#639
Male Human Fighter Troopa Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 84	"What, am I secretly a total douche?" __________________ No!

04-29-2009, 02:02 AM	#640
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Caption: Eternal wisdom: Insert in ear. Wise-Man Caption: Eternal wisdom: Insert in ear.