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[Doc ock rokc]

Originally Posted by russianreversal

Vash v Kenshin
First to hit ground unconscious or just about.

lets see First we have a Samurai that can move In a obviously over-said "GOD-LIKE SPEED" (seriously they say it at least 12 times a show)

versus
Vash an "independent" plant! that has the ability to dodge bullets! and in a pinch can summon defensive feathers to block strong attacks.

most likely... a tie! they would knock each other out with vash's rubber bullet
(kenshin blocks it but his blade hits him on the head and the bullet would then bounce off the blade and into vash's face)
then when they wake up they would be best of friends sharing donuts and get bet up by there Friend-girls.

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

As they both suck as fighters I am choosing to make this a contest of who is the better lover.

For starters Xander lives in a castle full of sexy superwomen. Whereas Sokka's posse includes all of two girls, one of whom is his sister and the other is what like, ten? So that's a point for Xander.

On the other hand Xander isn't actually getting any action from any of them and the one he is totally in love with has determinedly chosen to date everybody other than him for the entirety of their knowing each other. Whereas you totally know that ten year old would give it up for Sokka in a damn second, so a point for the other column.

Twelve-year-old, but yeah.

Historically, however, they both have other female conquests. For Xander, there's Anya, Cordelia, some fooling around with Willow, and a quickie with Faith. Also, he had that one episode where he cast a spell that made every woman on Earth psychotically in love with him, so there's that.

Sokka's managed to have his fun with Suki the geisha-warrior and the goddamn moon, as well as having a 12-year-old blind girl crushing on him, not to mention that he could totally have his way with Ty Lee if he ever felt like it.

However, if you eliminate everyone who's dead, gay, underage, or just sort of a slut, both of them kinda come out even with nothing, though Sokka could have the advantage as it isn't conclusive as to whether Suki is dead and Ty Lee is more of a tease than a slut. Also, the latter is insanely flexible and knows all about the fun uses of pressure points.

So, I think Sokka wins that round.

Now, as for round two, they engage in a battle of witty, off-the-cuff remarks.

[Mesden]

Sokka wins if and only if he has Cactus Juice.

[POS Industries]

Okay, but if Sokka gets cactus juice then Xander demands that he be referred to as "Sergeant Fury" for the entirety of the fight.

[Zilla]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

blah blah blah... Prince wins because Link can't counterattack (I stopped reading at this point.)

WHAT BLASHPHEMY IS THIS?!

Definately a game mechanic in Wind Waker and Twilight Princess, and Link has a shield, something the Prince is totally not used to fighting against.

[secretskull]

Also, counterattacking isn't even relevant to this fight. OoT link can cast spells instantly (which is why time seems to freeze when he casts them). So, the battle goes something like this.

Link cast's Nayaru's love, rendering him invincible for a while, just in case the prince can sneak in a blow. Then he proceeds to char the Prince into small crispy pieces with Din's Fire. Sometime in the battle the Prince uses the sands of time, and gets to suffer all of that again.

If it's a duel without all their crazy items, then Link just hold up his shield and stabs the Prince whenever he gets close. All during the battle, Navi flies around the Prince. And that alone should be enough to drive him crazy.

And if the Prince doesn't see it coming then Link can snipe him with Ice arrows.

The win goes to Link.

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Zilla

Link has a shield, something the Prince is totally not used to fighting against.

?

I'm pretty sure the Prince fights guys with shields, and if not that then he definitely fights guys who can block with their weapons. The prince'd just do what he does against those guys, do an overhead flip or a wall flip and stab Link in the back.

Not a lot of use against loaded-for-bear Link but in a sword vs sword & shield match it'd be pretty much "repeats until dead".

[Telephalsion]

Assuming musical genres manifested into warriors. Who would win between.

Classical Music against Boyband Pop

80's Hair Metal against 90's Hip-Hop

Disco against Reggae

[Thylacine]

Disco against Reggae

I'm thinking those two wouldn't have any quarrels and would live peacefully.

[BitVyper]

How many Tyranids of each type would it take to bring down a fully pimped out Samus Aran? That is, Samus with her most powerful suit, as many energy tanks and sub tanks as she's ever had (I believe the most was in *shudder* Fusion), and all of her weapons and abilities upgraded to the maximum, and operating at peak performance.