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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:36 PM   #61
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Okay... Batman vs Bruce Lee
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:41 PM   #62
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Batman, no question. He's got more martial arts disciplines under his belt, and he trains just as much as, if not more than, Bruce Lee. And we musn't forget the gadgets.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 04:44 PM   #63
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Batman.

Bruce Lee is a master of martial arts, but Batman is a master of fighting freaks of nature who are often beyond human capabilities. While Bruce Lee might be better at martial arts than Batman...MAYBE...he'd lose out against Batman's superior physical well being, equipment and experience.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 11:17 PM   #64
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Well Bruce Lee is defineatly better at martial arts. Jeet Koon Do defeats all other styles. Though Batman is a master of all martial arts...
Batman's gadgets are not too relevant. Bruce Lee used to fight street gangs of like 10 people with knives and chains when he was growing up but still didn't lose.
But its irrelevant. Batman will find somewhere where Bruce Lee has been, find perhaps a half-eaten sandwich, or maybe some air Lee exhaled, put it into the bat-computer which will tell Batman all Bruce Lee's weakness. And thus he'll win.
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Unread 05-30-2007, 11:46 PM   #65
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This is about the closest to this you'll ever get to see.



But nah, seriously, Batman wins. If Batman's the only guy the DC universe has decided is actually totally capable of beating Superman, he can certainly beat Bruce Lee.
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Unread 05-31-2007, 10:55 AM   #66
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Well I think the case is closed on this one. The Dragon puts up a good fight but Batman mops the floor with him.

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Unread 05-31-2007, 01:14 PM   #67
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I give you this little gem.

Last Man Standing match:
The Blob vs. Unus the Untouchable
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Unread 05-31-2007, 01:35 PM   #68
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Unus wins, because the Blob is fat and lazy, and sits down first.
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Unread 05-31-2007, 01:48 PM   #69
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I'm gonna say Blob, actually. Unus has a fair chance of losing control of his powers and either dying or nearly dying if he repels the air around him. Blob doesn't have that risk. If that doesn't happen? Stalemate.
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Unread 05-31-2007, 03:57 PM   #70
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Unus, prior to House of M had unstable powers that could knock him out. Also he has to put his powers up in order to be unstoppable.
Unus, after House of M had a really retarded power that killed himself.

The fight would probably be all:
Blob: "NO ONE CAN MOVE THE BLOB!"
*Everyone in the marvel world descends upon the Blob, failing to move him and walking away in disgust, while Unus is off in the corner gasping for air because his power sucks*
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