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Unread 06-04-2007, 03:22 PM   #61
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None of that made sense... did I get Rhiya or not? I used the blades attack before the blast even reached me.
Pedro and I took a moment to determine the most likely course of action following a man wedged halfway down a Dragon's throat, while said dragon was expelling a chaos singularity while eating pie... When said man was attempting to use a multi-form single blade in the form of a number of blades, to cut off said (massive) dragon's head from the inside.

I took a very long and far-out assumption that chaos + pie + spinning blades + confined area + gravity well was a recipe for disaster (could anything else possibly go wrong?!). You can't quite see, you're using a fuzzy order weapon (in that it can change forms) while being consumed by chaos dragonbreath while inside a chaos dragon (whom is eating pie ((Edit: And you.)). Latis probably broke apart and perforated in you in the way schrapnel loves to perforate.

One can only assume the worst.

Rhiya on the other hand, is probably having one hell of a time with two pieces of esophagus not quite connected to each other, but her neck is mighty large right now. Internal bleeding get?
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Unread 06-04-2007, 03:26 PM   #62
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Yeah, what she said. I'm sure Rhiya's having a hell of a time, but she can conceivably hang on at the moment.
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Unread 06-04-2007, 03:26 PM   #63
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Did I mention that Black was INSIDE Latis? He was inside her as an armor. Therefore he wouldn't be able to get cut but his own weapon.
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Unread 06-04-2007, 03:30 PM   #64
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Well, there's that, but there's also the fact that you're getting vaporized. I mean really, jumping into a dragon's mouth? Being swallowed by the dragon? Getting shot by a sniper rifle while being swallowed by a dragon? Being shot with a sniper rifle while being swallowed by a dragon who is eating pie to prevent you from escaping? while spewing whatever her breath attack is? while the size of half the arena?

Arhra and Rhiya conspired to seal your fate, and you've not managed to escape. If this can't be considered grounds for eliminating someone, I really can't think of any.
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Unread 06-04-2007, 03:33 PM   #65
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...I still don't get how Rhiya didn't get beheaded though, despite how mighty large her neck was. :/ If Latis is large enough to block off her throat from the inside, while still bubbled around Black, wouldn't a flattened, spinning version be enough to chop through the probably 2 feet thick flesh though?

Also, Congrats, Black! You lasted way longer than I thought you would, and I won a bet cause of you. ^^ Made sensei proud, ya did.
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Unread 06-04-2007, 03:40 PM   #66
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...I still don't get how Rhiya didn't get beheaded though, despite how mighty large her neck was. :/ If Latis is large enough to block off her throat from the inside, while still bubbled around Black, wouldn't a flattened, spinning version be enough to chop through the probably 2 feet thick flesh though?

Also, Congrats, Black! You lasted way longer than I thought you would, and I won a bet cause of you. ^^ Made sensei proud, ya did.
Let me analyse this for a moment...

Black's sword, Latis, is preforming the following effects.

1.) Encapsulating him as armor, impenetrable. (It's blue jade, so I can buy this. If it's large enough is a big question mark.)
2.) Blocking Rhiya's Throat, presumably by spikes.
3.) Large enough to block this area, while still protecting black, while still projecting spikes (really big sword, huh?)
4.) Flattening, and spinning, without being able to gain momentum (as it is blocking Rhiya's throat and cannot move) while still being lengthy enough to preform 1-3. (If it ceased preforming 1-3 at any point, it would likely mean his doom.)

Correct me, if I'm wrong?
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Unread 06-04-2007, 03:45 PM   #67
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Nono, I assumed from Black's post that when Latis flattened to buzzsaw, she left the bubble form she was in, leaving black between herself and the Pie and no longer encapsulating him.

And if we're going to drag all physics into this, Then We're having some trouble with how a tiny crystal necklace is growing into a sword in the first place then. It was assumed that if they could grow to that stature, that the limit was probably much higher than that too.

Edit: But before any of this continues, I was just curious. I don't really care what happens to Rhiya. :P So don't worry about even responding.
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Unread 06-04-2007, 04:06 PM   #68
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Ugh, I've tried posting something 4 times now (twice last night and including the one that I actually DID get to post.) and everytime something happened that made it go away.
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Oh...strange guy who's name I can't remember except it has to do with a bird, you are not making any friends with your opportunistic tendencies! Though, assuming I survive, you and I shall have a tea party. OF DOOM!

Also, following along with the song....

Don't cry for me Mime and Tina!
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance


Now all you need to worry about is who the heck Tina is.
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Unread 06-04-2007, 04:50 PM   #70
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Hey, a guy's gotta try, right? And besides, I only had 15 seconds, otherwise I would have fought you face to face.
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