Calvinball: Round 2 - Page 7

Bob The Mercenary · 03-28-2004, 12:32 AM

"So...it will be a climactic battle in the afterlife...so be it." With that, Bob called forth his legion of interdimensional donkeys and charged up. "KAMEHAMEHA!" A blinding blast of blue light fired from the palms of Bob's hands and rocketed at the army of SAAMs. A giant explosion occured, one so powerful it had never been witnessed before.

slightly aboveaverage man · 03-28-2004, 12:33 AM

SAAM looked around, seeing no change, he looked back at Bob.

"Didn't hurt."

Bob The Mercenary · 03-28-2004, 12:36 AM

Bob let out a ridiculously loud curse word, the loudness of which had never been heard before. "Charge!" The donkeys surged foreward.

slightly aboveaverage man · 03-28-2004, 12:39 AM

Seeing the Donkey rush, SAAM immediately summoned a donkey's worst enemy: the Elephants. the Democratic Donkeys and Republican Elephants immediately got into a heated debate about taxes and the War in Iraq. SAAM and Bob, seeing that this debate will never end, shrug, and continue with the battle.

TheSpiritOfVengance · 03-28-2004, 12:41 AM

OOC somebody has watched a little family guy huh SAAM?

Spirit Poofs back. So thats the way we will play huh? well then toses toaster rocK into some uknown dimesnsion (probably bizzaro East Jersey Hint Hint...) well if you want to compare power levels all the sudden approxamatly 125 Spirits pop out of nowhere and then the central one does a dramatic DBZ esq charging move and all the spirits flow itno him "We are Hyper Spirit your worst nightmare..." and BAMPF! "we are now in an escrow area free to fight and play calvin ball with out any meddling now take this Donkey plauge!" all the donkies die... "HaDuken!" he shoots an energy blast at Bobs gun...

Bob The Mercenary · 03-28-2004, 12:41 AM

As they watched the fight progress, they noticed something. Their arguments began sounding earily similar. The two sides were forming an alliance. A one-party system, the size of which had never been seen before.

Bob's gun shatters from the blast and is instantly incinerated as the scene around him shifts into one of no wildlife.

slightly aboveaverage man · 03-28-2004, 12:45 AM

SAAM sees the alliance forming, and then speaks to Bob.

"it is obvious that our powers of summoning and etc. are equal, in that they are slightly above average! we must solve this battle in the ancient way of the samurai:

A DANCE OFF!

immediately, a giant Afro appears on SAAM's head, making a loud *pop* noise.
meanwhile "stayin' alive" starts playing in the background.

Bob The Mercenary · 03-28-2004, 12:48 AM

Bob too sprouts a fro. And, Excel Saga-style, pulls two more shotguns out of it! The speed at which had never been experienced before. He aimed the guns at SAAM's feet. "Then dance."

TheSpiritOfVengance · 03-28-2004, 12:49 AM

Spirit says " Capeiora Time!" and using the Techniques of Capeiora Angola he starts to knowck down the others and look good doing it...

slightly aboveaverage man · 03-28-2004, 12:52 AM

SAAM dodges each bullet with all the grace of John Travolta in the Matrix, striking disco poses in time to the song while doing it.

he disco points at Spirit, who's head immediately turns into a Disco Mirror Ball.

03-28-2004, 12:32 AM	#61
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	"So...it will be a climactic battle in the afterlife...so be it." With that, Bob called forth his legion of interdimensional donkeys and charged up. "KAMEHAMEHA!" A blinding blast of blue light fired from the palms of Bob's hands and rocketed at the army of SAAMs. A giant explosion occured, one so powerful it had never been witnessed before. __________________ Bob Dole

03-28-2004, 12:33 AM	#62
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	SAAM looked around, seeing no change, he looked back at Bob. "Didn't hurt." __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

03-28-2004, 12:36 AM	#63
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob let out a ridiculously loud curse word, the loudness of which had never been heard before. "Charge!" The donkeys surged foreward. __________________ Bob Dole

03-28-2004, 12:39 AM	#64
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	Seeing the Donkey rush, SAAM immediately summoned a donkey's worst enemy: the Elephants. the Democratic Donkeys and Republican Elephants immediately got into a heated debate about taxes and the War in Iraq. SAAM and Bob, seeing that this debate will never end, shrug, and continue with the battle. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

03-28-2004, 12:41 AM	#65
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	OOC somebody has watched a little family guy huh SAAM? Spirit Poofs back. So thats the way we will play huh? well then toses toaster rocK into some uknown dimesnsion (probably bizzaro East Jersey Hint Hint...) well if you want to compare power levels all the sudden approxamatly 125 Spirits pop out of nowhere and then the central one does a dramatic DBZ esq charging move and all the spirits flow itno him "We are Hyper Spirit your worst nightmare..." and BAMPF! "we are now in an escrow area free to fight and play calvin ball with out any meddling now take this Donkey plauge!" all the donkies die... "HaDuken!" he shoots an energy blast at Bobs gun... __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

03-28-2004, 12:45 AM	#67
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	SAAM sees the alliance forming, and then speaks to Bob. "it is obvious that our powers of summoning and etc. are equal, in that they are slightly above average! we must solve this battle in the ancient way of the samurai: A DANCE OFF! immediately, a giant Afro appears on SAAM's head, making a loud pop noise. meanwhile "stayin' alive" starts playing in the background. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

03-28-2004, 12:48 AM	#68
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob too sprouts a fro. And, Excel Saga-style, pulls two more shotguns out of it! The speed at which had never been experienced before. He aimed the guns at SAAM's feet. "Then dance." __________________ Bob Dole

03-28-2004, 12:49 AM	#69
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Spirit says " Capeiora Time!" and using the Techniques of Capeiora Angola he starts to knowck down the others and look good doing it... __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

03-28-2004, 12:52 AM	#70
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	SAAM dodges each bullet with all the grace of John Travolta in the Matrix, striking disco poses in time to the song while doing it. he disco points at Spirit, who's head immediately turns into a Disco Mirror Ball. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.