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Unread 04-03-2009, 07:33 PM   #61
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I'd like to mention that trying to start a CODEC conversation is more likely to cause the other person to leave than anything else I've tried.
I'm tellin' you guys, you just have to do it right. Honestly, I think my epic Codec conversation was a once in a lifetime kind of thing. That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.


One time was amusing, I started off with "This is Snake" and they responded with "Oh I hate snakes" and logged off. It made me laugh.
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Unread 04-03-2009, 07:50 PM   #62
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That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.
You just found your soul mate and you'll never see him again. See what Omegle has done to you know?
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Unread 04-03-2009, 09:04 PM   #63
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Stranger: how many users are online?
You: >9000
Stranger: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
You: Gah, I feel dirty now.
Stranger: why?
You: You never look at me.
Stranger: huh?

You: I've met someone else.
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: no
Stranger: please
Stranger: no
You: Yes, his name is Dave.
You: He listens to me
You: And..
You: I'm having his baby.
Stranger: I listen to you
Stranger: when you tell me to put it in harder I do...
Stranger: why...
You: We've been together for so long...
Stranger: oh my god...
You: Our heart's been aching but...
You: you.
You: You're too shy to say it.
Stranger: I can fix this
You: Look we both know what's been going on.
You: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
You: I have to give you up.
Stranger: oh god no
Stranger: I'm never gonna give you up
Stranger: never gonna let you down
You: I know I'm letting you down.
Stranger: never gonna run around...or desert you..
You: See it's burning me to hold on to this.
Stranger: then it's over, i guess
You: This is just something I... have to do.
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Unread 04-03-2009, 09:22 PM   #64
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I'm tellin' you guys, you just have to do it right. Honestly, I think my epic Codec conversation was a once in a lifetime kind of thing. That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.


One time was amusing, I started off with "This is Snake" and they responded with "Oh I hate snakes" and logged off. It made me laugh.
I have been trying and when they are not cooperating i say that i got the wrong codec frequency
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Unread 04-03-2009, 09:44 PM   #65
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You: B===D
Stranger: nice
You: *take a bow*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think that must beat some kind of record.
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Unread 04-03-2009, 11:35 PM   #66
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I'm at it again!

With a new strategy!
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You: This is Big Boss
You: Your mission is stealth
You: infiltrate outer heaven
Stranger: Anyway, I'm a staunch athiest.
Stranger: I don't believe in outer heaven.
Ookay, that didn't work. Back to the old way...

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You: This is Snake
Stranger: is it?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hm
You: Proceed with the mission
Stranger: mission has been terminated
Stranger: sorry
You: What? Why?
Stranger: you're too old
You: This old dog still has a few tricks left
Stranger: although you do still kick ass...
Stranger: but still
Stranger: we can't risk it
You: It's something I have to do
Stranger: I don't know...
You: If not me, then who?
Stranger: one of your clones could do it I suppose
You: you mean Liquid or Solidus
You: ?
Stranger: I guess
You: Liquid would sooner turn on you, and Solidus, well... he's not among the living anymore
Stranger: zombies aren't terrible for missions though
You: Solidus... has been turned into a zombie?
You: is this all the plan of the Patriots?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: well we figured some immortal brainless being would be good to have on the team
You: Solidus was pretty useless alive, I'm not sure how much better he would be dead
Stranger: Alright alright fine
You: You need a real soldier
Stranger: you're on the mission
You: with real feelings to go out there
You: We're not robots... or zombies.
You: Alright, how should I proceed?
Stranger: you'll be fighting zombies though
Stranger: nazi zombies
You: Do the Nazi Zombies have a Metal Gear in their possession?
Stranger: which is why I figured we could have solidus infiltrate their zombie lairs
Stranger: well....no
Stranger: they're just a pain in the ass
You: Sounds like the perfect mission for an old dog like me
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: so when can you start?
You: Will my tranq rounds still work on them like the regular soldiers?
Stranger: Unfortunately not
You: Damn
Not as good as the last one, but I love people that play along.
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Unread 04-03-2009, 11:59 PM   #67
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I decided to see how long I could hold a conversation by only saying brains and using punctuation marks. The result was longer then expected.
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You: Brains?
Stranger: I love brains.
You: Brains!
Stranger: Got any on you?
You: Brains brains
Stranger: Braaains
You: Braains braains brains brains braaaaaaains!
Stranger: You know what a zombie's favorite cereal is?
Stranger: Raisin Brains!
You: Braaains!
Stranger: Brains
You: Brains
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Do you enjoy eating brains?
You: Braains!
Stranger: Understood
You: ...brains
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: What are your thoughts on brains?
You: Brains, brains brains b-brains brains brains.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Do you also enjoy sucking dick?
You: Brains
Stranger: Right
Stranger: What kind of brains do you like to eat?
You: Brains, brains, brains
Stranger: So no specific kind huh
You: Brains
Stranger: As for me
You: Brains?
Stranger: Well yeah
Stranger: Brains
Stranger: But
Stranger: I like to eat
Stranger: Jewish brains
Stranger: Kosher brains
Stranger: They don't have as much filler
You: Brains, brains, brains!!
Stranger: You get my drift?
You: Brains.
Stranger: Right
Stranger: Now where do you come from?
You: Brains
Stranger: You come from Brains.
Stranger: Is that somewhere in Wisconsin?
Stranger: I've heard of it before.
You: Brains!
Stranger: Oooh yeah.
Stranger: Beautiful place.
Stranger: Love the scenery
Stranger: Oh it is TO DIE FOR
You: Brains, brains... brains brains. Brains!
Stranger: Now let me ask you this
Stranger: Do you enjoy brains?
You: Brains!!
Stranger: You seem very enthusiastic
Stranger: I could use a bright mind like you
You: Brains! Brains!!
You: Brains?
Stranger: Yeah. You would make a great news reporter
You: Brains.
Stranger: You have a bright future ahead of you
You: Brains, brains brains.
Stranger: Do you like to have sex?
You: Brains
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Now in conslusion, let me say this
You: Brains?
Stranger: *various expletives I've decided to edit out*brainslolgoodbye
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Unread 04-04-2009, 10:00 AM   #68
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I'm amazed at how many people on there are from Brazil. I'm on my third one.

Stranger: what do you know about brazil?
You: less than I should, I've never been there. though most of the town I work in is latin, so I've heard some things
You: I know it's a bigass country in northeast south america....that's about it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: one day i will visit new jersey
Stranger: and you shold came here!
Stranger: its a beautyful country

Boy is she in for a culture shock.
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Unread 04-04-2009, 10:23 AM   #69
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I think the majority of people on the site seem to be from Finland and Brazil.
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Unread 04-04-2009, 01:00 PM   #70
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yeah... it's a culture thing of ours... we find a new niche site, dominate it for no specific reason... and force our way trough until we're the dominating beings. We did it with Fotolog.com and Orkut.com. We're probably going to do it with Omegle...

... and i'm appalled by that fact
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