02-11-2010, 11:37 PM | #61 |
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Dammit Token
Slight problem. I'm grounded right now, and for the time being, I don't have access to my laptop. Things should blow over soonish, but for right now this is going on hiatus. I l should be able to update again in a week or two though. Sorry.
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02-14-2010, 08:25 PM | #62 |
GHOST BOTTOMED DICK FACE
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Here's hoping you get through the, er, rough patch.
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02-14-2010, 09:10 PM | #63 |
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02-14-2010, 11:31 PM | #64 |
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In which Token abuses the Swap tag.
Interesting fact: getting a "1" at a state singing competition will temporarily make parents forget that you are grounded.
And so: Episode Seven: POWERLEVELing Rocks. Violet City, it's been fun and all, but I'm out. This way should get me to Goldenrod City. Once I get there, I can go to Azalea or Ecruteak and pick up some more badges. Of course it is. :shifty: And it's preventing me from cockfighting. You're right! This looks like a job for... that fat guy over there. Wa-ho! I'm sure you could just as easily sit on it. Agreed. You fucking disgust me. Welp. Let's go see this tree. :shifty: Well this can't be too hard. What. I'm just going to back away slowly. Ooh, a shortcut. No. Hey, look at all that boring shit I don't care about and never will. I don't care. You are clearly just trying to convince me to go back there, so I'mma walk away. HEY. CAPSLOCKING AT PEOPLE IS MY GIG YOU SLUT. I don't want to touch any tourists. :shifty: Oh, for Mew's sake. Fine. stupid rassin'-frassin' guard stupid rassin'-frassin' sign stupid rassin'-frassin' chamber and chick in a weird hat Whoopdeedo. I'm assuming this means it's an older Pokemon. Sure, whatever. Clearly this puzzle must be difficult. I wonder if the Pokemon is one that hasn't been seen in eons... that'd be pretty cool, I guess. Maybe if I can figure out what it is they'll name it after me. Isn't this a Kabuto? Kabuto used to live on the sea floor. And they had eyes on their backs. There is no fucking way that I am the first person to solve this shit. No. I fucking REFUSE to believe that I just set off a goddamn booby trap. I mean there are two Kabuto statues right the fuck there! How did no one put two and two together! I mean for Palkia's sake, I can't be the only mentally competent person to pass through here! I'm like ten or twelve or something! What the fuck Johto? What the fuck? I mean, you'd have to be goddamn retarded not to see the goddamn connection they freaking spelled it out for everyone! And yet I'm the one who figures it out, I'm the one who set off the trap, I'm the one who awakened whatever the fuck the mysterious presence was... Is it important? I'm kind of ranting here. Really? You can catch Caterpie there, can't you? Ugh. I would, but I'm just out of Violet City, and some weird tree thing is blocking the way to the park. Yeah, sure. Thanks for the heads up. So, hey, you two. Go to hell. No, I'm not. I see the makings of a balding fat man who will die alone and unloved. I guess I might as well head to Azalea first. Shame. I was hoping to avoid going through a cave. Why yes. They are pretty damn awesome. Well it certainly wasn't the training at Violet City. Cracka,what the fuck did I just say? Man, fuck you, white ass, bitch ass cracka. In that case, you should have given it to my friend. He's kind of an ass, has red hair, says "..." a lot. Doo-doo-doo-doo! HAHAHAHAHA! Bitch please. Man, what. Sure, why not. Like a ba- oh. Right. Schway. Doo-doo-doo-doo! yes please. And now I will never have to come back to this stupid city. Do androids dream... of electric sheep? Why no, that reference wasn't painfully obvious. I already have an amazing Water type, but why not. HAY GAIZ CLEARLY I AM COPYING RED CHOCOBO BECAUSE I CAUGHT THIS But seriously. I'm only going to use you to complete my Pokedex or something. I don't hate this. Or this. (Nerdiest reference I've made so far. Anyone who gets it gets a fistbump.) This is awesome! You! AIR-FIVE. There is seriously nothing that can bring me down right now! I... I deleted you. It felt fantastic. It was honestly one of the best experiences ever. And yet, here you are. Talking to me. Ruining what was an amazing moment. You have not only retroactively ruined every good memory I've had, you've preemptively ruined each and every one I ever will have. What I'm trying to say is that I absolutely fucking hate you. As we speak, I am contemplating what a glorious day it will be when I rip off your goddamn head and piss down your throat. I am so unbearably tired of you calling me and- don't you dare hang up you little fucker, I'm not done yet! ... Dammit. On the plus side, the rage I felt drove me to level the fuck up. Also I am using Terry now, whaddya know. I've been training a few feet away from you for the past few hours. We air-fived when Leatherhed evolved. You have seen me train. You know I'm tough! You on the other hand... not so much. Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm doing. It's why half of my team is Poison type. Pretty much every trainer I've seen has a Rattata, and I watched you catch that Zubat after I started training Terry. Doo-doo-doo-doo! Oh, sorry, you're on the phone. I can see that. I'll just be moving along now... Really? Thank you! Easy as pie. Yeah, I guess that was overkill. WHOA! A FAT DUDE! "AN ASSHAT!" Whoops. My bad. Oh dear. I haven't fought many Water types yet. I'm sure you'll be a worthy opponent. What. What. What. WHAT This "Justin..." ...YOUR TEAM IS SHIT. YOU ARE ALSO SHIT. :stressed: lawls kay haha Poliwag are stupid. I bet I will never run into trouble from any member of it's evolutionary family. Magnitude, actually. No shit. Lemme guess. One Pokemon. Yep. I can't even pretend to care anymore. That's why you lost. Where my money at? WHAT. I DON'T FUCKING REMEMBER SAYING YOU COULD DO THAT SHIT I had goddamn better. Dammit kid, keep it in your pants. Sorry Rolex, you lose. You're tellin' me. So did I! My Zubat is pretty awesome. :gonk: You poor bastard. Wait, it learned what Haha NO That's great... Sure. Why not? Ah. That's why not. Why would you think that? I mean really. Pretty much everything I own I picked up off the ground. Yay healed. Yeah, I figured as much. I dunno... this isn't going to lead into a juvenile sexual innuendo, is it? Of course not. That would just be dumb. I know. I hate innuendos. Doo-doo-doo-doo! Not the kid outside. He's weird. Sure, that' great. Hm. That's almost useful. Thanks mom. Those arm scars! You're from Violet City! Like Chris Brown beat Rihanna. Dammit. I'll let you imagine how this turned out. Well yeah. Your Flying types losing to my Rock type should have made them apparent. About time. This isn't so bad. At least that's over with. You'll notice that I only took one fucking step. OH COME ON Doo-doo-doo-doo! It's a cave connecting two cities with gyms. Why wouldn't people come through here? Balboa does not have the patience to put up with your rock snake. You payed a million [units of currency] for it. It's your own damn fault. I just realized how dirty that "rock snake" comment was. No joke. Actually, I'm trying to get to Onett. I'm going to slaughter your entire team. Yeah, like that. Australian Santa? Have fun with that. That doesn't happen to me. It's because I'm a winner. WHOA WHAT THE HELL I think what I like most about Gen II is that Koffing and Gastly don't have Levitate. Dude... ...Chill out. Dammit. Dammit. Doo-doo-doo-doo! Dammit. Doo-doo-doo-doo! Okay, this is just Dammit this is getting farcical. Doo-doo-doo-doo. Really? It's still very possible to die in a cave, even if you can see. Tyranitar. You poor thing. You must be fucking terrified of Pokemon. Not anymore it ain't. FINALLY Balboa is doing pretty well, if I do say so myself. |
02-14-2010, 11:44 PM | #65 |
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How long did it take to level everyone up that much?
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02-14-2010, 11:45 PM | #66 |
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Just what I thought :p. And it seems ASSHAT was finally nice to someone . This LP brings back so many memories
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02-15-2010, 12:43 AM | #68 |
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If you get a Slowpoke, I got the perfect name for ya.
Dubya.
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02-15-2010, 12:44 AM | #69 |
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02-15-2010, 01:22 AM | #70 |
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I'm not sure if the name has anything to do with it, but Asshat is getting progressively more passive-agressive. Only instead if "Passive" it's more like "Swear and you and stab you with a butterknife".
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