Corrupted Wishes - Page 7

phil_ · 07-04-2010, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I wish I had a good singing voice again.

Zombie Luciano Pavarotti is now chained in your basement and willing to sing for brains.

I want a Gunman.

BitVyper · 07-04-2010, 06:43 PM

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Testing is going to be expensive.

I'm Canadian! Suck on THAT, genie!

Since no one's continued things, I guess I'll post a bit early.

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I want a Gunman.

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a man with a gun. Unfortunately, slavery is illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

I wish for a beautiful alien princess to fall in love with me and take me back to her homeworld for marriage.

Rejected Again · 07-04-2010, 11:34 PM

Granted! The most beautiful alien woman appears before you and takes you as her mate. You return to her home world with a respirator outfitted so you can survive the atmosphere, unfortunately they mate like preying mantises.

I wish the disc drive of my computer would fucking work.

bluestarultor · 07-04-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

I'm Canadian! Suck on THAT, genie!

Since no one's continued things, I guess I'll post a bit early.

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a man with a gun. Unfortunately, slavery is illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

I wish for a beautiful alien princess to fall in love with me and take me back to her homeworld for marriage.

I'll go early, too.

Granted, but you know how a lot of bugs eat their mates? You really should have drawn the connection at the antennae. It's also disappointing for her because her people's men actually put out while they're being devoured, so all she actually gets is lunch and she becomes the embarrassment of her family because of you. She's going to remember this when she becomes queen.

I wish for a Harley.

BitVyper · 07-05-2010, 01:27 AM

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Granted! The most beautiful alien woman appears before you and takes you as her mate. You return to her home world with a respirator outfitted so you can survive the atmosphere, unfortunately they mate like preying mantises.

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she becomes the embarrassment of her family because of you. She's going to remember this when she becomes queen.

Wait, how is this different from any of my other relationships?

CABAL49 · 07-05-2010, 02:01 AM

I do double!

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

I wish the disc drive of my computer would fucking work.

Granted! It now fucks you at work!

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I wish for a Harley.

Granted! The first time you get on it, you get attacked by a biker gang who steal it.

I wish the day was longer.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-05-2010, 03:22 AM

Granted, the day is now 48 hours long. Unfortunately the working day is increased from 8 hours to 16 hours to accomodate this.

I wish Portal 2 was was released already.

Doc ock rokc · 07-05-2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

Granted, the day is now 48 hours long. Unfortunately the working day is increased from 8 hours to 16 hours to accomodate this.

I wish Portal 2 was was released already.

it is And they didn't finish anything. And if you turn your back to companion cube who stabs you in the back.

I wish I could draw better.

Krylo · 07-05-2010, 08:12 AM

Granted.

Your calligraphy in the art of writing the word better is unparalleled. But that's all you can draw... well all you can draw better than you currently can.

I wish people were better at this.

Arhra · 07-05-2010, 08:20 AM

It's all downhill from here.

Better is a thing of the past.

I wish for... MORE SQUID.

07-05-2010, 08:12 AM	#69
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Granted. Your calligraphy in the art of writing the word better is unparalleled. But that's all you can draw... well all you can draw better than you currently can. I wish people were better at this. __________________ I am very tired.

07-05-2010, 08:20 AM	#70
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	It's all downhill from here. Better is a thing of the past. I wish for... MORE SQUID. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.