Pokemon Umbral Theatre 22: I can't think of a title - Page 7

Geminex · 03-06-2011, 07:32 PM

How about this. If you fail, I'll say that I told you so and you will feel humiliated. How's that for motivation?

Menarker · 03-06-2011, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

Well, putting him in a coma is interfering with him. Interfering pretty damn hard, to be honest. If you really want to go with 'don't touch him', then we write him out of the story entirely and don't mention/include the character until dante gets back, and afterwards, dante decides what Matt did in his absence. I'd be okay with that.

I'd be ok with this too. That's kinda more along the line of what I meant.

But yeah, I'm pretty much leaving it up to AB really.

Astral Harmony · 03-06-2011, 11:55 PM

I know just what to do with Matthias as an NPC. I don't wanna do it without Dante's permission, but if he never comes back, I'll just make that choice for him.

I think Matthias fits the role of an investigator, hacking and digging into information, usually the type that certain enemies of ours wouldn't want him to have.

If Dante doesn't return by the end of this mission, I think I'm going to remove him from combat and have him working different tasks. He'll probably be spending quite a bit of time at Millenium House even after the large explosion.

Heh. He can do a good cop/bad cop interrogation thing with Charlotte.

Charlotte: "You fuckin' murdered him, didn't you, you sick son of a bitch!"
*Charlotte proceeds to beat the shit out of a man whose innocense or guilt is undetermined.*
Matthias: "Look, Charlotte, would you just leave already? Go...have a cheese danish or something."
Charlotte: "Tch!" *leaves*
Matthias: "Okay, look. We're not saying that you're the one who killed him, just admit that you did. It'd only be a slap on the hand. I promise that you won't go to jail."
Criminal: *crying* "And no anal rape?"
Matthias: "And no anal rape."
Criminal: "...Wait, you can't be serious."
Matthias: "Does Matthias Sona gotta Toxic a bitch?"
Criminal: "But I didn't really-!"
*two minutes later, Matthias leaves the room after the police escort the criminal away who pleaded guilty.*
Charlotte: "So, uhh...which one of us was really the bad cop?"
Matthias: "Don't sweat the details, okay?"
Charlotte: "Eh."
Matthias: "By the way, Charlotte. I don't see my cheese danish anywhere."
Charlotte: "You told me to go eat a cheese danish. I didn't mind eating a cheese danish at the time, so I did. Was it yours?"
Matthias: "Brooklyn Rage!"
Charlotte: "Oh, piss off. You're not even from Brooklyn. Hell, you're not even from the same world as Brooklyn."
Matthias: "There you go, sweating the details again!"
Charlotte: "Incidentally, I noticed that the guy you interrogated wasn't badly poisoned. Didn't you use Toxic on him?"
*Matthias holds up a Britney Spears album.*
Charlotte: "Yep, I was definitely not the bad cop as I predicted I would be."

Menarker · 03-07-2011, 02:12 PM

I guess that's neat. Sounds like the sort of thing Matthias would probably be doing. >_>

Anyhow: Bard, you said that your character might replace Hammond or Sol-lek for the new pokemons that just came out, but didn't tell me which ones you were thinking of choosing. I'm trying to figure out which pokemons us players are claiming so I avoid putting too many duplicates on other NPC teams when they are editted later.

That said, there is another dog pokemon in the new generation, although it's a normal type and fairly standard overall.

Bard The 5th LW · 03-07-2011, 03:54 PM

Yeah the Gen 5 canines are pretty limited aside from Normal Type and Zorark.

Anyways, I'll probably just keep my team until Charlotte's sidequest occurs, and then replace Sol-leks with Revenard. I'm not really going to bother with Gen V.

edit: Charlotte and Mattias are the best team.

Dracorion · 03-08-2011, 10:14 PM

Post won't be up today.

I'd say tomorrow, but I've got a big test and I've already spend enough time not studying to work on the post.

So I'm going to go with Thursday.

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

edit: Charlotte and Mattias are the best team.

If by Charlotte and Matthias you mean just Charlotte, sure.

She's pretty great, though.

Astral Harmony · 03-09-2011, 01:54 PM

Don't feed her too much ego, Drac. Then when the sequel rolls around, she'll go form a third party and kick all of your asses.

That's kind of the roll that I felt Charlotte was going to do. Like, there's no more PATCA, kinda, and the government's a little new and hastily developed since Impact took over, so Charlotte decides to actually start killing everyone on her shit list, and I can almost guarantee that a certain three other PCs who aren't named Matthias are on it for one reason or another.

Geminex · 03-09-2011, 01:59 PM

Heeee. I almost want bard to do it. Aaaalmost.

Astral Harmony · 03-09-2011, 05:43 PM

Right, because we all agree on how hilarious Charlotte's branch would be.

I can just see it now. Charlotte needs to breach Impact's headquarters because so-and-so is there and so-and-so is on Charlotte's shit list. She doesn't really wish trouble on Impact, but that's just how shit rolls. It's Impact's fault for recruiting so-and-so.

Harliette: "Breaking into Overlord Impact's headquarters is extremely dangerous, Charlotte. Aside from killing someone who isn't even in a position to make your life difficult by any stretch of the term, what could you possibly gain from this?"
Charlotte: "An orgasm."
Harliette: "A what now?"
Charlotte: "Look, you know the kind of woman I am, Harliette. People die for my amusement. And people whose very existence gives me premature wrinkles shall die for my orgasms."
Harliette: "So you're doing all this for an orgasm?"
Charlotte: "You gotta problem with that?"
Harliette: "No, not really. Orgasms are nice. Especially with cigarettes."
Charlotte: "Yes, and also with the comfort of knowing that someone you hate was murdered by your own hands."
Harliette: "Move over, Impact and Pierce. There's a new evil character in town."
Charlotte: "Impact and Pierce don't know shit about being evil. They think that they can just put Phoenix Wright sprites on the right side of a post and think that they're evil. Nope. Only someone like me who couldn't give a shit less about this world and kills those who vex her and eats their livers is truely evil."
Harliette: "You...eat their livers?"
Charlotte: "With some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Harliette: "Wow. Uhh, anyways, if we're going to kill that person, we should get started. The sun'll rise in like, two hours."
Charlotte: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Harliette: "Stop making references and let's go."
Charlotte: "It puts the lotion in the basket."
Harliette: "Frightening me gives you orgasms as well, doesn't it?"
Charlotte: "It certainly lights my fire."

Geminex · 03-09-2011, 05:48 PM

Oh come on. Charlotte doesn't deserve to be compared to Hannibal Lecter. Way too blunt.

And what is it with you and Pierce lately? Are you really assuming he'll come to challenge Impact in any way?

03-06-2011, 07:32 PM	#61
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	I'm a helper! How about this. If you fail, I'll say that I told you so and you will feel humiliated. How's that for motivation?

03-07-2011, 02:12 PM	#64
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	I guess that's neat. Sounds like the sort of thing Matthias would probably be doing. >_> Anyhow: Bard, you said that your character might replace Hammond or Sol-lek for the new pokemons that just came out, but didn't tell me which ones you were thinking of choosing. I'm trying to figure out which pokemons us players are claiming so I avoid putting too many duplicates on other NPC teams when they are editted later. That said, there is another dog pokemon in the new generation, although it's a normal type and fairly standard overall. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 03-07-2011 at 02:15 PM.

03-07-2011, 03:54 PM	#65
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Yeah the Gen 5 canines are pretty limited aside from Normal Type and Zorark. Anyways, I'll probably just keep my team until Charlotte's sidequest occurs, and then replace Sol-leks with Revenard. I'm not really going to bother with Gen V. edit: Charlotte and Mattias are the best team. Last edited by Bard The 5th LW; 03-07-2011 at 03:56 PM.

03-09-2011, 01:54 PM	#67
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Don't feed her too much ego, Drac. Then when the sequel rolls around, she'll go form a third party and kick all of your asses. That's kind of the roll that I felt Charlotte was going to do. Like, there's no more PATCA, kinda, and the government's a little new and hastily developed since Impact took over, so Charlotte decides to actually start killing everyone on her shit list, and I can almost guarantee that a certain three other PCs who aren't named Matthias are on it for one reason or another. Last edited by Astral Harmony; 03-09-2011 at 01:56 PM.

03-06-2011, 11:55 PM	#63
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	I know just what to do with Matthias as an NPC. I don't wanna do it without Dante's permission, but if he never comes back, I'll just make that choice for him. I think Matthias fits the role of an investigator, hacking and digging into information, usually the type that certain enemies of ours wouldn't want him to have. If Dante doesn't return by the end of this mission, I think I'm going to remove him from combat and have him working different tasks. He'll probably be spending quite a bit of time at Millenium House even after the large explosion. Heh. He can do a good cop/bad cop interrogation thing with Charlotte. Charlotte: "You fuckin' murdered him, didn't you, you sick son of a bitch!" Charlotte proceeds to beat the shit out of a man whose innocense or guilt is undetermined. Matthias: "Look, Charlotte, would you just leave already? Go...have a cheese danish or something." Charlotte: "Tch!" leaves Matthias: "Okay, look. We're not saying that you're the one who killed him, just admit that you did. It'd only be a slap on the hand. I promise that you won't go to jail." Criminal: crying "And no anal rape?" Matthias: "And no anal rape." Criminal: "...Wait, you can't be serious." Matthias: "Does Matthias Sona gotta Toxic a bitch?" Criminal: "But I didn't really-!" two minutes later, Matthias leaves the room after the police escort the criminal away who pleaded guilty. Charlotte: "So, uhh...which one of us was really the bad cop?" Matthias: "Don't sweat the details, okay?" Charlotte: "Eh." Matthias: "By the way, Charlotte. I don't see my cheese danish anywhere." Charlotte: "You told me to go eat a cheese danish. I didn't mind eating a cheese danish at the time, so I did. Was it yours?" Matthias: "Brooklyn Rage!" Charlotte: "Oh, piss off. You're not even from Brooklyn. Hell, you're not even from the same world as Brooklyn." Matthias: "There you go, sweating the details again!" Charlotte: "Incidentally, I noticed that the guy you interrogated wasn't badly poisoned. Didn't you use Toxic on him?" Matthias holds up a Britney Spears album. Charlotte: "Yep, I was definitely not the bad cop as I predicted I would be."

03-09-2011, 01:59 PM	#68
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Heeee. I almost want bard to do it. Aaaalmost.

03-09-2011, 05:43 PM	#69
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Right, because we all agree on how hilarious Charlotte's branch would be. I can just see it now. Charlotte needs to breach Impact's headquarters because so-and-so is there and so-and-so is on Charlotte's shit list. She doesn't really wish trouble on Impact, but that's just how shit rolls. It's Impact's fault for recruiting so-and-so. Harliette: "Breaking into Overlord Impact's headquarters is extremely dangerous, Charlotte. Aside from killing someone who isn't even in a position to make your life difficult by any stretch of the term, what could you possibly gain from this?" Charlotte: "An orgasm." Harliette: "A what now?" Charlotte: "Look, you know the kind of woman I am, Harliette. People die for my amusement. And people whose very existence gives me premature wrinkles shall die for my orgasms." Harliette: "So you're doing all this for an orgasm?" Charlotte: "You gotta problem with that?" Harliette: "No, not really. Orgasms are nice. Especially with cigarettes." Charlotte: "Yes, and also with the comfort of knowing that someone you hate was murdered by your own hands." Harliette: "Move over, Impact and Pierce. There's a new evil character in town." Charlotte: "Impact and Pierce don't know shit about being evil. They think that they can just put Phoenix Wright sprites on the right side of a post and think that they're evil. Nope. Only someone like me who couldn't give a shit less about this world and kills those who vex her and eats their livers is truely evil." Harliette: "You...eat their livers?" Charlotte: "With some fava beans and a nice chianti." Harliette: "Wow. Uhh, anyways, if we're going to kill that person, we should get started. The sun'll rise in like, two hours." Charlotte: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." Harliette: "Stop making references and let's go." Charlotte: "It puts the lotion in the basket." Harliette: "Frightening me gives you orgasms as well, doesn't it?" Charlotte: "It certainly lights my fire."

03-09-2011, 05:48 PM	#70
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Oh come on. Charlotte doesn't deserve to be compared to Hannibal Lecter. Way too blunt. And what is it with you and Pierce lately? Are you really assuming he'll come to challenge Impact in any way?