Wing Wong. - Page 7

Dragonsbane · 11-17-2004, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante

Hey what am I, chopped liver?

Yeah, but you're in these, and I'm not.

Meister · 11-17-2004, 02:28 PM

Chatting with a friend as we speak. He mentioned something about whisky earlier. That would probably go a long way in providing an explanation.

Meister: you wouldn't happen to have love will tear us apart by joy division?
Eisengiesser: your moms got love will tear us apart
Meister: id know that
Eisengiesser: damn robots
Meister: [link to a crtl-alt-del comic]
Eisengiesser: nice and all, but you're not working for those ROBOT swine?
Meister: never
Eisengiesser: anyone can say that, can you show human emotions?
Meister: :-)
:-(
affirmative... er, I mean, of course *ahem*
Eisengiesser: ROBOTS!!!!!
Meister: where?
Eisengiesser: EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Eisengiesser: robotsrobotsrobots
Eisengiesser: rororobots
Meister: [link to the 'protect me from the robots' shirt on zestuff.com]
very nice
now I have *the* christmas present idea for you
Eisengiesser: A CONSPIRACY OF MACHINES!THEY COME TO SUCK OUR BLOOD AND SLAUGHTER OUR CHILDREN!
Eisengiesser: robots
Meister: I had figured as much
Eisengiesser: you know an awful lot for a human... ROBOT!
Eisengiesser: Christian's got a robot phobia
Meister: he does?
good thing we're beyond that
Eisengiesser: right
Eisengiesser: I have to watch soccer
Eisengiesser: see you

(by the way, Eisengiesser means iron founder... it's kinda sorta his holiday job.)

Bailey · 11-17-2004, 02:55 PM

this conversation sounds like one that i might have around when my medicine's wearing off

SpokAvriel · 11-18-2004, 04:48 PM

If you get Traumatized by Klingons please do not read on but if you like Thaumaturge and Cloud Strife being tortured then have fun

Spokavriel: I was just thinking of something
madhatter: what?
Cloud: Yeah? What?
Spokavriel: you know how for shakespere to die ment to have a sextual orgasm
Cloud: No, I don't know that.
Spokavriel: well that is what is meant when it is said in many of his plays
Cloud: Oh.
Spokavriel: and it also makes me think that the Klingon phrase "Today is a good day to Die" is a great phylosophy for Dante
Spokavriel: in that sence
Cloud: Okay...
Cloud: I get it.
Cloud: Oy, Spok...
Spokavriel: lol
Cloud: Just oy...
Cloud: *goes over to the couch and sleeps*
Spokavriel: you also have to now consider how often they make the Klingons go shakesperian in Trek
Cloud: ...
Spokavriel: in behavior if not quotes
Spokavriel: and in quotes in movies as well
Thaumaturge: You mean that they kill half the cast?
Spokavriel: I was making the connection between the shakesperian meaning of Die and the Klingon battle cry Today is a Good day to Die
Spokavriel: basically their enemies are in the way of them getting to sex
Thaumaturge: 0_o
Thaumaturge: *tries desperately to not think about that*
Spokavriel: lol
Spokavriel: and then there is how viggorous the Klingon women are
madhatter: Back
Spokavriel: WB
Cloud: *Reads it and REALLY tries not to think about it*
madhatter: Thanks
Spokavriel: lol
Spokavriel: torturing Cloud and Thau
madhatter: with Klingons and sex
madhatter: I see
Thaumaturge: *mental image of Klingon woman* AAAAAAARRRRGGG!!!!
Spokavriel: lol
Spokavriel: Ursula and Bator were great for pure breed Klingon women but I prefer B'lana Tores
Thaumaturge: *runs to find vice to place head in*
Thaumaturge: Hang on...
Thaumaturge: Bator?Ba'ator is Hell in Forgotten Realms...That make so much sense...
Cloud: Heh heh.
Spokavriel: lol
Spokavriel: and I typoed Bator's sisters name is not Ursula but Ursa
Thaumaturge: Ah.
Spokavriel: so what would you do if you heard klingon males charging at you screaming that today is a good day to die
Thaumaturge: Right now I'd drop to my knees clutching my head, begging them to kill me so that the terrible, terrible images would leave...
Spokavriel: you know a broken clavical on the wedding night is considered a blessing on the marriage to klingons
Thaumaturge: 0_o
Thaumaturge: AAAAARRRRGHHH!!!
Spokavriel: lol
Thaumaturge: THE IMAGES!!!
Thaumaturge: *runs around in circles, screaming*
Spokavriel: Thau is plagued by Klingon Porn
Cloud: >.<
Spokavriel: hey at least Klingons aren't into Hentai
Cloud: O_o
Thaumaturge: *new mental images*
Cloud: >.<
Thaumaturge: NAAAAAAAAARRRRGGG!!!!
Spokavriel: LOL
Spokavriel: Thau new thing to imagine
Cloud: *runs around screaming*
Thaumaturge: And they call me evil... all I try to do is destroy the world...
Spokavriel: what if all the klingon women were given Nilk
BlackMageGirl!: *watches amused*
Cloud: *shudders*
Thaumaturge: AAAAAAARRRGH!!!!
Spokavriel: lol
Thaumaturge: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Cloud: *curls up into a ball*
Spokavriel: yes
BlackMageGirl!: *is laughing*
Spokavriel: ::cackles::
Cloud: Mommy, make him stop...
Cloud: *rocking back and forth*
BlackMageGirl!: *takes up Motherly pose* Now now Spok...stop giving them very frightening visions.
BlackMageGirl!: That's my job.
Cloud: *is laughing IRL*
Spokavriel: true
Spokavriel: but you have to wonder why Klingons always scream Today is a Good Day to Die
Thaumaturge: *whimper*
Cloud: *winces and goes back to rocking*
Spokavriel: they are all yours again :: goes and playes with a large ball of string::
BlackMageGirl!: *points stern finger* Spok...tsk tsk tsk, what did I just say?
Spokavriel: typo plays
BlackMageGirl!: *hugs Cloud and Thaum* Awww....
Cloud: *hugs back*
Thaumaturge: *hugs BMG tightly* Make him stop...
Cloud: Please...
Thaumaturge: Make the bad pictures go away...
Spokavriel: ( And to think I questioned why I got a 45.5% in the evil quiz )
Cloud: Please..
BlackMageGirl!: *grins* I have a good idea on how to do it.
Spokavriel: (I mean 44.5%)
Cloud: (And now you know why I only got 11.5%)
Pixie: Back
Spokavriel: WB
Cloud: (hiya Pixi)
Pixie: Played a couple rounds of burn out 3 with my brother.
BlackMageGirl!: *kisses both on their cheeks* That'll help.
Cloud: (Nice!*
Cloud: )

Edit: Just to Ease Confusion I am attacking an image that has 2or more Klingon men in it but also Klingon Women Guess which two are the males.

Dragonsbane · 11-18-2004, 06:03 PM

I almost feel bad about those klingon supermodel bikini pictures I sent Thaumaturge yesterday...

shiney · 11-18-2004, 06:14 PM

Giant Wang Clip: Teach me, o Master, on the secrets of Pen-Fu.
CronoMidknight: xD
CronoMidknight: Step 1: Take pen in hand
CronoMidknight: Step 2: Find cardboard
CronoMidknight: Step 3: Throw pen at cardboard so the nib goes into the cardboard and the pen sticks
Giant Wang Clip: Nice!
CronoMidknight: Congrats, you know now the ways of Pen-fu
CronoMidknight: know now... now know...
CronoMidknight: whatever
Giant Wang Clip: I understand you had to do so blindfolded with a pancake in your mouth.
CronoMidknight: That was a pain that was
CronoMidknight: And too much for even me to handle
Giant Wang Clip: No!
CronoMidknight: I managed to get the upside down bit
CronoMidknight: I could even have managed to have a pancake in my mouth
Giant Wang Clip: Cool.
CronoMidknight: But balancing upside down, on one arm, so i can throw the pen with my other hand was just too much
Giant Wang Clip: That is pretty tough stuff.
CronoMidknight: I imagine with further training, it may be possible
Giant Wang Clip: Time and practice!
Giant Wang Clip: One day it may even save you from..yes..a face full of alien wing-wong.
CronoMidknight: Ah-ha!
CronoMidknight: Being able to turn upside-down at will, will surely confuse them
CronoMidknight: Then during their confusion... bam!
CronoMidknight: pen to the leg
Giant Wang Clip: That'll take the drive right out of their wing-wongs.
CronoMidknight: Indeed it shall

Zephie · 11-19-2004, 03:35 PM

Spok: In that pic there's only one male: the son of Duras. :p The other two are Lursa and B'etor.

Which brings me to my second point: It's Lursa not Ursa. =P And B'etor, not Bator. Their proper Klingon-spelled names are lurSa and be`etor, which sound nothing like the way English folk pronounce it when said properly, too.

SpokAvriel · 11-20-2004, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zephie

Spok: In that pic there's only one male: the son of Duras. :p The other two are Lursa and B'etor.

Check the Background.

Zephie · 11-20-2004, 07:18 PM

Oh, he doesn't count. He's too far back.

Yeah, that's the ticket... >_>;

Krylo · 11-22-2004, 06:01 PM

In an effort to answer the burning question on all you mod-wannabe's minds, here's a quick excerpt from the last person who asked.

Jelehz: This sounds crazy, I know...but how does one become a moderator on the boards?
Krylo Killian: You have to give Shiney your anal virginity.
Jelehz: LOL
Krylo Killian: No. I'm serious. He's huge too. My ass still hurts.
Jelehz: x_x
Krylo Killian: Yah.
Krylo Killian: Let's not talk about that anymore.

11-18-2004, 04:48 PM	#64
SpokAvriel TechTV Fan & Bot Designer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Reno, NV When on Earth (frequently in my fantasies) Posts: 509	Klingon Cultural insite If you get Traumatized by Klingons please do not read on but if you like Thaumaturge and Cloud Strife being tortured then have fun Spokavriel: I was just thinking of something madhatter: what? Cloud: Yeah? What? Spokavriel: you know how for shakespere to die ment to have a sextual orgasm Cloud: No, I don't know that. Spokavriel: well that is what is meant when it is said in many of his plays Cloud: Oh. Spokavriel: and it also makes me think that the Klingon phrase "Today is a good day to Die" is a great phylosophy for Dante Spokavriel: in that sence Cloud: Okay... Cloud: I get it. Cloud: Oy, Spok... Spokavriel: lol Cloud: Just oy... Cloud: goes over to the couch and sleeps Spokavriel: you also have to now consider how often they make the Klingons go shakesperian in Trek Cloud: ... Spokavriel: in behavior if not quotes Spokavriel: and in quotes in movies as well Thaumaturge: You mean that they kill half the cast? Spokavriel: I was making the connection between the shakesperian meaning of Die and the Klingon battle cry Today is a Good day to Die Spokavriel: basically their enemies are in the way of them getting to sex Thaumaturge: 0_o Thaumaturge: tries desperately to not think about that Spokavriel: lol Spokavriel: and then there is how viggorous the Klingon women are madhatter: Back Spokavriel: WB Cloud: Reads it and REALLY tries not to think about it madhatter: Thanks Spokavriel: lol Spokavriel: torturing Cloud and Thau madhatter: with Klingons and sex madhatter: I see Thaumaturge: mental image of Klingon woman AAAAAAARRRRGGG!!!! Spokavriel: lol Spokavriel: Ursula and Bator were great for pure breed Klingon women but I prefer B'lana Tores Thaumaturge: runs to find vice to place head in Thaumaturge: Hang on... Thaumaturge: Bator?Ba'ator is Hell in Forgotten Realms...That make so much sense... Cloud: Heh heh. Spokavriel: lol Spokavriel: and I typoed Bator's sisters name is not Ursula but Ursa Thaumaturge: Ah. Spokavriel: so what would you do if you heard klingon males charging at you screaming that today is a good day to die Thaumaturge: Right now I'd drop to my knees clutching my head, begging them to kill me so that the terrible, terrible images would leave... Spokavriel: you know a broken clavical on the wedding night is considered a blessing on the marriage to klingons Thaumaturge: 0_o Thaumaturge: AAAAARRRRGHHH!!! Spokavriel: lol Thaumaturge: THE IMAGES!!! Thaumaturge: runs around in circles, screaming Spokavriel: Thau is plagued by Klingon Porn Cloud: >.< Spokavriel: hey at least Klingons aren't into Hentai Cloud: O_o Thaumaturge: new mental images Cloud: >.< Thaumaturge: NAAAAAAAAARRRRGGG!!!! Spokavriel: LOL Spokavriel: Thau new thing to imagine Cloud: runs around screaming Thaumaturge: And they call me evil... all I try to do is destroy the world... Spokavriel: what if all the klingon women were given Nilk BlackMageGirl!: watches amused Cloud: shudders Thaumaturge: AAAAAAARRRGH!!!! Spokavriel: lol Thaumaturge: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! Cloud: curls up into a ball Spokavriel: yes BlackMageGirl!: is laughing Spokavriel: ::cackles:: Cloud: Mommy, make him stop... Cloud: rocking back and forth BlackMageGirl!: takes up Motherly pose Now now Spok...stop giving them very frightening visions. BlackMageGirl!: That's my job. Cloud: is laughing IRL Spokavriel: true Spokavriel: but you have to wonder why Klingons always scream Today is a Good Day to Die Thaumaturge: whimper Cloud: winces and goes back to rocking Spokavriel: they are all yours again :: goes and playes with a large ball of string:: BlackMageGirl!: points stern finger Spok...tsk tsk tsk, what did I just say? Spokavriel: typo plays BlackMageGirl!: hugs Cloud and Thaum Awww.... Cloud: hugs back Thaumaturge: hugs BMG tightly Make him stop... Cloud: Please... Thaumaturge: Make the bad pictures go away... Spokavriel: ( And to think I questioned why I got a 45.5% in the evil quiz ) Cloud: Please.. BlackMageGirl!: grins I have a good idea on how to do it. Spokavriel: (I mean 44.5%) Cloud: (And now you know why I only got 11.5%) Pixie: Back Spokavriel: WB Cloud: (hiya Pixi) Pixie: Played a couple rounds of burn out 3 with my brother. BlackMageGirl!: kisses both on their cheeks That'll help. Cloud: (Nice!* Cloud: ) Edit: Just to Ease Confusion I am attacking an image that has 2or more Klingon men in it but also Klingon Women Guess which two are the males. Attached Images __________________ :bmage: Febreeze is no match for the power of the Farce, Proof of that is in every banter between Sosa and Brian. Fellow TechTV Fans Miss the Web site look here and remember. http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpo...17&postcount=1 TechTV Images Archive Most of my images are either in my AOL space, I got with my account. Or hosted, thanks to ImageShack for Free Image Hosting Last edited by SpokAvriel; 11-18-2004 at 06:35 PM.

11-18-2004, 06:14 PM	#66
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	Giant Wang Clip: Teach me, o Master, on the secrets of Pen-Fu. CronoMidknight: xD CronoMidknight: Step 1: Take pen in hand CronoMidknight: Step 2: Find cardboard CronoMidknight: Step 3: Throw pen at cardboard so the nib goes into the cardboard and the pen sticks Giant Wang Clip: Nice! CronoMidknight: Congrats, you know now the ways of Pen-fu CronoMidknight: know now... now know... CronoMidknight: whatever Giant Wang Clip: I understand you had to do so blindfolded with a pancake in your mouth. CronoMidknight: That was a pain that was CronoMidknight: And too much for even me to handle Giant Wang Clip: No! CronoMidknight: I managed to get the upside down bit CronoMidknight: I could even have managed to have a pancake in my mouth Giant Wang Clip: Cool. CronoMidknight: But balancing upside down, on one arm, so i can throw the pen with my other hand was just too much Giant Wang Clip: That is pretty tough stuff. CronoMidknight: I imagine with further training, it may be possible Giant Wang Clip: Time and practice! Giant Wang Clip: One day it may even save you from..yes..a face full of alien wing-wong. CronoMidknight: Ah-ha! CronoMidknight: Being able to turn upside-down at will, will surely confuse them CronoMidknight: Then during their confusion... bam! CronoMidknight: pen to the leg Giant Wang Clip: That'll take the drive right out of their wing-wongs. CronoMidknight: Indeed it shall __________________ boop

11-19-2004, 03:35 PM	#67
Zephie The Playwright Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 1,191	Spok: In that pic there's only one male: the son of Duras. :p The other two are Lursa and B'etor. Which brings me to my second point: It's Lursa not Ursa. =P And B'etor, not Bator. Their proper Klingon-spelled names are lurSa and be`etor, which sound nothing like the way English folk pronounce it when said properly, too. __________________ Burns inside with a heart like a Hole / A Naked Machine with a Busted Soul

11-20-2004, 07:18 PM	#69
Zephie The Playwright Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 1,191	Oh, he doesn't count. He's too far back. Yeah, that's the ticket... >_>; __________________ Burns inside with a heart like a Hole / A Naked Machine with a Busted Soul

11-22-2004, 06:01 PM	#70
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	In an effort to answer the burning question on all you mod-wannabe's minds, here's a quick excerpt from the last person who asked. Jelehz: This sounds crazy, I know...but how does one become a moderator on the boards? Krylo Killian: You have to give Shiney your anal virginity. Jelehz: LOL Krylo Killian: No. I'm serious. He's huge too. My ass still hurts. Jelehz: x_x Krylo Killian: Yah. Krylo Killian: Let's not talk about that anymore. __________________ I am very tired.

11-17-2004, 02:28 PM	#62
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Chatting with a friend as we speak. He mentioned something about whisky earlier. That would probably go a long way in providing an explanation. Meister: you wouldn't happen to have love will tear us apart by joy division? Eisengiesser: your moms got love will tear us apart Meister: id know that Eisengiesser: damn robots Meister: [link to a crtl-alt-del comic] Eisengiesser: nice and all, but you're not working for those ROBOT swine? Meister: never Eisengiesser: anyone can say that, can you show human emotions? Meister: :-) :-( affirmative... er, I mean, of course ahem Eisengiesser: ROBOTS!!!!! Meister: where? Eisengiesser: EVERYWHERE!!!!! Eisengiesser: robotsrobotsrobots Eisengiesser: rororobots Meister: [link to the 'protect me from the robots' shirt on zestuff.com] very nice now I have the christmas present idea for you Eisengiesser: A CONSPIRACY OF MACHINES!THEY COME TO SUCK OUR BLOOD AND SLAUGHTER OUR CHILDREN! Eisengiesser: robots Meister: I had figured as much Eisengiesser: you know an awful lot for a human... ROBOT! Eisengiesser: Christian's got a robot phobia Meister: he does? good thing we're beyond that Eisengiesser: right Eisengiesser: I have to watch soccer Eisengiesser: see you (by the way, Eisengiesser means iron founder... it's kinda sorta his holiday job.)