The Wing Wong strikes back! - Page 71

Death by Stabbing · 03-23-2007, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Come to that, you are awful young for being a moderator.

Oh well, Forumageddon had to happen somehow.

He is too old to begin the training

Melfice · 03-23-2007, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death by Stabbing

He is too old to begin the training

You can just stick it up your pointy ears. I'll still teach this boy.

And now we continue our regular broadcast.

Fifthfiend · 03-24-2007, 03:13 AM

Funka: FFX 2?
Funka: who the fuck came up with that?
Bookworm: FF X-2 wasn't that bad.
Funka: it had a character named "Payne"
Funka: come on!
Funka: but your'er ight
Funka: it was awesome
Axl: and she was dressed appropriately
Funka: my only regret is that Payne didn't have a special ability to cut herself
Funka: ok, bad joke
Funka: XD
Bookworm: ...
Bookworm: That would have been neat.
fifth: Shit, I'll buy that for a dollar.
Bookworm: OR, you could include a secret lesbian minigame!
Funka: no, then it would have been a playable game
Funka: I think I got to the part of the game where they all go to a hot springs or something
Funka: after that I figured I had allr eady won
fifth: i dunno, that fuckin' sauna scene was awkward enough
fifth: I'd have hated to see what it looked like if they actually tried to go down on each other.
Funka: they're all Japanese you know...
Funka: total out oc control bush action most liklely
Funka: Yuna likely had a vag-stash going on down there
Bookworm: Don't you mean Japanese Anime? Two completely different looks...
fifth: Let's keep the painfully awkward sex in Frank Miller movies where it belongs.
Funka: here here!
Funka: *toast*
fifth: You know, along with brilliantly resplendent man-nipples and morbidly obese mutants with gladiuses for forearms
Funka: thoguh wasn't 300 a Frank Miller movie?
Funka: yeah
fifth: exactly.
Bookworm: The graphic novel is awesome.
fifth: That fuckin' scene where Leonidas bangs the queen?
fifth: That was some awkward-ass bangin'
Funka: brilliantly repsplendent man nipples, man
Funka: I've got to take notes
Funka: ha ha
Funka: It's good to be the king?
fifth: The only way that shit could have got more awkward
Bookworm: The priests could have come in.
fifth: was if the two of them had stopped every thirty seconds to tell each other how their bangin' was the proof of their dutifulness as Mighty Spartans and Proud, Dedicated Heterosexuals
Funka: they were rather fascist
Funka: but hot
Funka: so I guess it evens out?
fifth: Naw I mean, the priests would have improved things
Bookworm: Man-nipples are hot?
fifth: They were like the only guys in that movie who actually acted like they enjoyed sex.
Funka: depends on the weather I guess
Funka: Mine are about room temperature usually
Funka: XD
Funka: brb
fifth: Not just like, fucking as a Political Statement
Bookworm: Are we talking about the same priests?
fifth: Yeah, the lecherous fuckers who were hoggin' all the virgins.
Bookworm: Old, creepy men who keep the oracles and rape them? Acid tongues?
fifth: I didn't say they were nice
Bookworm: Good point.
fifth: just that they seemed like they were at least feeling up the oracles because they enjoyed doing it
fifth: not as some kind of like, Meta-Sexual Statement on Society and What It Is to Be a Man.
fifth: I mean seriously like,
fifth: Leonidas bangs the queen to prove his Proud Manly Kinglinessified Manhood
Bookworm: That made me giggle.
fifth: That dude who rapes the queen outright says he's not doing it to fuckin' enjoy it
Axl: i bet he did though
Funka: woah
Bookworm: If the whole point was to make a statement, why didn
fifth: even fucking Xerxes pretty much seemed like he only had that travelling whorehouse because that's the sort of thing you're expected to have when you're a God-King
Bookworm: Eh.
Funka: well, think about it this wauy
Funka: how enjoyable would sex be without the benefit of modern sanitation and cleanliness?
Bookworm: Pretty damn enjoyable.
Funka: I mean come on, the funk rising off Queenies naughty bits might be pretty foul
Funka: they didn't have Summer's Eve at the dawn of history
Axl: it was ancient greece: agood funk was expected
Bookworm: But that's if you come from a time like now, where people are a lot cleaner. If you were back then, a bad stench was normal.
fifth: Shit, the only two people who actually seemed honestly into each other were the captain's son and that other dude.
Funka: ha ha
Funka: I noticed that
Funka: he got beheaded though
Funka: that's life eh?
Bookworm: Eh. Every Spartan died.
Bookworm: Whups. SPOILER!!!
fifth: You know what I liked? Was right after he gets his head lopped off,
fifth: when you get to see his chesticles bouncing in full, glorious slow-motion.
Funka: those guys had some serious dude-cleave
Funka: it was frightening
Bookworm: Well. It's from whatever the equivalent of estrogen or steriods was back then/
Funka: meat?
fifth: they didn't need steroids and shit back then.
fifth: If you wanted a kick of testosterone you just went out and fought a wolf with your bare hands
fifth: You know what I kind of like to think about that movie?
Bookworm: And a pointy stick!
Bookworm: TELL ME
fifth: Was that the queen knew whasisface was gonna backstab her
fifth: even despite her letting him bang her
fifth: The only reason she did it
fifth: was cause she knew how much more awesome it was gonna make it when she stabbed him in the stomach
fifth: and threw his words back in his face and shit.
Funka: that was pretty hardcore
fifth: Totally.
Bookworm: Well, yeah, any plot issues seemed to be secondary to making the movie as awesome as they could.
fifth: And it's like even more hardcore if you imagine that the queen was sitting there thinking to herself
fifth: "Well, I'm totally gonna be shoving a sword through this asshole's stomach"
Bookworm: Sitting?
fifth: "But what would make that even more awesome, is if I shove a sword through this asshole's stomach while he's thinking what a clever asshole he is cause he stuck his dick in me"
Funka: "SHould I fuck him first?"
fifth: Well I mean, this is beforehand
Funka: "decisions are so hard!"
fifth: Like while she's sitting around deciding whether to let this guy rape her.
fifth: I bet Leonidas would have approved, even.
Funka: ha ha
fifth: I mean I don't even think it really counts as cheating
Funka: if you murder him the next day?
Funka: maybe that breaks even
fifth: exactly.
Funka: I'd take her back
Funka: XD
Funka: "Well, while you were gone playing super solider, I fucked that one weasily asshole dude, but its ok, because I stabbed the shit out of him the next day"
Funka: "Aww, yer the greatest sugar nips"
Bookworm: I never knew ancient history was so much like a combination of a soap opera and a John Woo film with swords instead of guns.

Long-Haired Narcissist · 03-24-2007, 01:51 PM

xravi: I'm just bored
xravi: I feel like baking cookies
Doc Loto: delicious
xravi: anyone want spme?
xravi: some*
Doc Loto: sure as long as they're not poison cookies
xravi: they taste like love
Doc Loto: nevermind then, love is just as bad for me as holy water
xravi: but love makes the world go round.
Doc Loto: Yes, but it still burns like the holy water
xravi: change yourself from demonic to angelic then
Doc Loto: but I lost my character sheet...
xravi: That sucks
xravi: More cookies for me!
xravi: which doesn't suck btw

Demetrius · 03-24-2007, 02:31 PM

By love flavored I really hope you don't mean semen, cause that is disgusting.

xravi · 03-24-2007, 02:38 PM

No, cookies of love not sex. Sex isn't love.

The cookies were delicious.

Mr.Bookworm · 03-24-2007, 03:38 PM

xravi: i'm to full to eat
xravi: these cookies are crazy
Bookworm: The semen cookies?
xravi: love not equal sex
Bookworm: Okay. The messy, sticky love cookies?
xravi: they are sticky........
xravi: no semen inside
Bookworm: Sure�
xravi: okay there is white stuff in them
xravi: yeah its semen
Bookworm: Yours?
xravi: I love semen cookies
xravi: No
Big Mac: i walked in on the wrong conversation

...

Odd cookies.

xravi · 03-24-2007, 03:43 PM

I'm on a roll today.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 03-24-2007, 05:27 PM

Fenris: Now you're on probation. =D
xravi: why?
Fenris: Since your so efeminate you can't be a douche.
Big Mac: what did i miss
Fenris: You must be probed.
Lord of Joshelplex: I hgave to work on saturday nights
Fenris: =D
Lord of Joshelplex: and by work, I mena clean guts for 3 hours
xravi: i'm blue
Big Mac: ooh
Hawk: hehe, fenris wants to "probe" xravi!
Hawk: *insert sexual innuendo here*
Lord of Joshelplex: ...
Lord of Joshelplex: eww
Big Mac: ...
xravi: oh fernis, you so kinky
Fenris: ...
Big Mac: ...

***Fenris*** · 03-24-2007, 05:29 PM

Fenris: I was off eatin' mentos and drinkin' Diet Coke, and this is how y'all act!?
Big Mac: yeah...this is awkward
Fenris: I have half a mind to projectile vomit on each and every one of you!
xravi: dot dot dot
Hawk: hey, you dug your own grave that time dude
Fenris: You dug your own kerbanned!

03-24-2007, 03:13 AM	#703
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Funka: FFX 2? Funka: who the fuck came up with that? Bookworm: FF X-2 wasn't that bad. Funka: it had a character named "Payne" Funka: come on! Funka: but your'er ight Funka: it was awesome Axl: and she was dressed appropriately Funka: my only regret is that Payne didn't have a special ability to cut herself Funka: ok, bad joke Funka: XD Bookworm: ... Bookworm: That would have been neat. fifth: Shit, I'll buy that for a dollar. Bookworm: OR, you could include a secret lesbian minigame! Funka: no, then it would have been a playable game Funka: I think I got to the part of the game where they all go to a hot springs or something Funka: after that I figured I had allr eady won fifth: i dunno, that fuckin' sauna scene was awkward enough fifth: I'd have hated to see what it looked like if they actually tried to go down on each other. Funka: they're all Japanese you know... Funka: total out oc control bush action most liklely Funka: Yuna likely had a vag-stash going on down there Bookworm: Don't you mean Japanese Anime? Two completely different looks... fifth: Let's keep the painfully awkward sex in Frank Miller movies where it belongs. Funka: here here! Funka: toast fifth: You know, along with brilliantly resplendent man-nipples and morbidly obese mutants with gladiuses for forearms Funka: thoguh wasn't 300 a Frank Miller movie? Funka: yeah fifth: exactly. Bookworm: The graphic novel is awesome. fifth: That fuckin' scene where Leonidas bangs the queen? fifth: That was some awkward-ass bangin' Funka: brilliantly repsplendent man nipples, man Funka: I've got to take notes Funka: ha ha Funka: It's good to be the king? fifth: The only way that shit could have got more awkward Bookworm: The priests could have come in. fifth: was if the two of them had stopped every thirty seconds to tell each other how their bangin' was the proof of their dutifulness as Mighty Spartans and Proud, Dedicated Heterosexuals Funka: they were rather fascist Funka: but hot Funka: so I guess it evens out? fifth: Naw I mean, the priests would have improved things Bookworm: Man-nipples are hot? fifth: They were like the only guys in that movie who actually acted like they enjoyed sex. Funka: depends on the weather I guess Funka: Mine are about room temperature usually Funka: XD Funka: brb fifth: Not just like, fucking as a Political Statement Bookworm: Are we talking about the same priests? fifth: Yeah, the lecherous fuckers who were hoggin' all the virgins. Bookworm: Old, creepy men who keep the oracles and rape them? Acid tongues? fifth: I didn't say they were nice Bookworm: Good point. fifth: just that they seemed like they were at least feeling up the oracles because they enjoyed doing it fifth: not as some kind of like, Meta-Sexual Statement on Society and What It Is to Be a Man. fifth: I mean seriously like, fifth: Leonidas bangs the queen to prove his Proud Manly Kinglinessified Manhood Bookworm: That made me giggle. fifth: That dude who rapes the queen outright says he's not doing it to fuckin' enjoy it Axl: i bet he did though Funka: woah Bookworm: If the whole point was to make a statement, why didn fifth: even fucking Xerxes pretty much seemed like he only had that travelling whorehouse because that's the sort of thing you're expected to have when you're a God-King Bookworm: Eh. Funka: well, think about it this wauy Funka: how enjoyable would sex be without the benefit of modern sanitation and cleanliness? Bookworm: Pretty damn enjoyable. Funka: I mean come on, the funk rising off Queenies naughty bits might be pretty foul Funka: they didn't have Summer's Eve at the dawn of history Axl: it was ancient greece: agood funk was expected Bookworm: But that's if you come from a time like now, where people are a lot cleaner. If you were back then, a bad stench was normal. fifth: Shit, the only two people who actually seemed honestly into each other were the captain's son and that other dude. Funka: ha ha Funka: I noticed that Funka: he got beheaded though Funka: that's life eh? Bookworm: Eh. Every Spartan died. Bookworm: Whups. SPOILER!!! fifth: You know what I liked? Was right after he gets his head lopped off, fifth: when you get to see his chesticles bouncing in full, glorious slow-motion. Funka: those guys had some serious dude-cleave Funka: it was frightening Bookworm: Well. It's from whatever the equivalent of estrogen or steriods was back then/ Funka: meat? fifth: they didn't need steroids and shit back then. fifth: If you wanted a kick of testosterone you just went out and fought a wolf with your bare hands fifth: You know what I kind of like to think about that movie? Bookworm: And a pointy stick! Bookworm: TELL ME fifth: Was that the queen knew whasisface was gonna backstab her fifth: even despite her letting him bang her fifth: The only reason she did it fifth: was cause she knew how much more awesome it was gonna make it when she stabbed him in the stomach fifth: and threw his words back in his face and shit. Funka: that was pretty hardcore fifth: Totally. Bookworm: Well, yeah, any plot issues seemed to be secondary to making the movie as awesome as they could. fifth: And it's like even more hardcore if you imagine that the queen was sitting there thinking to herself fifth: "Well, I'm totally gonna be shoving a sword through this asshole's stomach" Bookworm: Sitting? fifth: "But what would make that even more awesome, is if I shove a sword through this asshole's stomach while he's thinking what a clever asshole he is cause he stuck his dick in me" Funka: "SHould I fuck him first?" fifth: Well I mean, this is beforehand Funka: "decisions are so hard!" fifth: Like while she's sitting around deciding whether to let this guy rape her. fifth: I bet Leonidas would have approved, even. Funka: ha ha fifth: I mean I don't even think it really counts as cheating Funka: if you murder him the next day? Funka: maybe that breaks even fifth: exactly. Funka: I'd take her back Funka: XD Funka: "Well, while you were gone playing super solider, I fucked that one weasily asshole dude, but its ok, because I stabbed the shit out of him the next day" Funka: "Aww, yer the greatest sugar nips" Bookworm: I never knew ancient history was so much like a combination of a soap opera and a John Woo film with swords instead of guns. __________________ check out my buttspresso

03-24-2007, 02:31 PM	#705
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	By love flavored I really hope you don't mean semen, cause that is disgusting. __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

03-24-2007, 03:43 PM	#708
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	I'm on a roll today. Last edited by xravi; 03-24-2007 at 03:45 PM.

03-24-2007, 05:29 PM	#710
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	Fenris: I was off eatin' mentos and drinkin' Diet Coke, and this is how y'all act!? Big Mac: yeah...this is awkward Fenris: I have half a mind to projectile vomit on each and every one of you! xravi: dot dot dot Hawk: hey, you dug your own grave that time dude Fenris: You dug your own kerbanned! __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

03-24-2007, 02:38 PM	#706
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	No, cookies of love not sex. Sex isn't love. The cookies were delicious.

03-24-2007, 03:38 PM	#707
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	xravi: i'm to full to eat xravi: these cookies are crazy Bookworm: The semen cookies? xravi: love not equal sex Bookworm: Okay. The messy, sticky love cookies? xravi: they are sticky........ xravi: no semen inside Bookworm: Sure� xravi: okay there is white stuff in them xravi: yeah its semen Bookworm: Yours? xravi: I love semen cookies xravi: No Big Mac: i walked in on the wrong conversation ... Odd cookies.