The Wing Wong strikes back!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Fenris says:
'Sup?

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
Nammuch. Just got home.

Fenris says:
Yay for home?

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
Yes yes. :B

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
I'm also debating...

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
should I bake pizza or skip the foreplay and eat my pie?

Fenris says:
>>

Fenris says:
<<

Fenris says:
>>

Fenris says:
<<

Fenris says:
>>

Fenris says:
<<

Fenris says:
Fuck it.

Fenris says:
Hawt.

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
XD

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

Narc: hey 
Narc: This isn't where I parked my car! 
42PETUNIAS: youve got something on you 
Big Mac: is it a spider 
42PETUNIAS: just rub it a bit 
42PETUNIAS: see if it comes off 
* Narc rubs nipples 
The Kneumatic Pnight: No, no, I got it. 
Narc: Is it off yet? 
* The Kneumatic Pnight takes out a pair of tongs and rips Narc's nipples off. 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Done and done. 
42PETUNIAS: now it is... 
42PETUNIAS: KP's a helper! 
Narc: AGGHH THE PAIN!!! 
The Kneumatic Pnight: You should probably see someone about that. 
Narc: Now their swollen and red! 
42PETUNIAS: and in the garbage 
42PETUNIAS: after being ripped off and all... 
Narc: at least he missed the the third one 
42PETUNIAS: how were you rubbing the third one? 
Greed: That was me. 
* Greed winks* 
Big Mac: ...ew 
42PETUNIAS: Sexy 
Big Mac: no 
Big Mac: the blood gushing from Narc 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Sexy! 
Batgirl: ugh, stupid annoying phone call 
Greed: Blood for the Nipple God! 
Big Mac: now thats creepy on many levels 
* Narc bleeds from the nipples Blackbelt style 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Nipples for the nipple throne? 
Big Mac: what about the blood god 
Big Mac: he gets nipples 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Fuck him. 
Narc: Why it delayed so long I have no idea 
The Kneumatic Pnight: He sucks. 
Big Mac: nah 
Big Mac: he uses Blood as a lube 
Batgirl: um gross 
The Kneumatic Pnight: FUCK HIM! HE SUCKS! 
Greed: Yes fuck the blood god, for it is the natural lube. 
Greed: Damnit BM beat me to that joke. 
Narc: something if not all of that lube thing is wrong on so many levels 
The Kneumatic Pnight: g 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Good for it. 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Now suck it up, cupcake. 
Greed: The blood lube? 
Big Mac: kinky 
Narc: Doc...tor......Ple......ease 
The Kneumatic Pnight: No. 
* Narc passes out 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Be a man. 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Walk it off. 
Big Mac: its just nipples 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Rub dirt on it. 
The Kneumatic Pnight: ... 
* The Kneumatic Pnight kicks Narc while he's down. 
Big Mac: no no no 
42PETUNIAS: salt will cure it 
* Big Mac steals Narcs wallet 
* Greed steals his wallet* 
* 42PETUNIAS rubs salt into narcs nipples* 
Greed: FUCK YOU BM 
Big Mac: and citric acid 
Greed: THAT'S TWICE 
Big Mac: what 
Big Mac: heh 
* Narc comes to 
Big Mac: too slow d00d 
Big Mac: it was Greed 
Big Mac: blame it on him 
Narc: AGGHH MY NIPPLES! 
Narc: Ooooh salty 
* Greed throws prinny BM* 
Big Mac: ...ew 
Greed: Prinnies for the PRINNY GOD! 
Narc: Why are there bruises on my side 
Big Mac: PRINNY 
Big Mac: that was from Greed 
Narc: And where is my wallet 
* Big Mac throws it greed 
Big Mac: Greed has it 
Big Mac: i was like totally over there trying to call for help 
Greed: BM more splodin less blaming shit on me penguin boy. 
Narc: Anyone know a good plastic surgeon? I need to get a nipple job. 
Big Mac: Prinny 
Big Mac: i could use glue and glue them back on 
Big Mac: save on money 
Greed: Twelve bucks Narc 
Greed: I got a dissection kit in my car. 
Big Mac: 50 cents and blinding agony 
Greed: It's roughly the same as surgery. 
* Narc ninjakicks greed, KP, and Big Mac. 
Big Mac: i have the glue on me right now 
Big Mac: ow 
* Narc steals their wallets 
Big Mac: what was that for 
Big Mac: mah anime 
Narc: revenge mainly 
Greed: Sure you cold go cheap, or you could go Greed 
42PETUNIAS: and then go back to cheap 
Greed: I have no wallet, I'M BROJE 
Big Mac: yeha 
Greed: Jokes on you! 
Big Mac: hi Broje 
Narc: Which one of you is a member of the Furry Fanclub 
Greed: *BROKE 
Greed: Big Mac 
42PETUNIAS: BM 
Big Mac: no 
Narc: I found a card for it in someone's wallet which I didn't steal 
Big Mac: fuck no 
Big Mac: furries frighten me 
42PETUNIAS: come on 
* Big Mac hides from the furries 
42PETUNIAS: ive seen your comic 
42PETUNIAS: thats practically what its about 
Greed: It's just research then I'm sure. ^_^ 
Narc: Yeah...whatever you say. 
Big Mac: no 
Big Mac: my comic is a work of god 
Big Mac: furries is an insturment of evil...and Narc

[Meister]

[13:46] Fenris (MSN): LAter.
[13:46] Meister: See ya.
[13:46] *** "Fenris (MSN)" signed off at Wed May 09 13:46:56 2007.
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): Oh snap, a reversal from the norm!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): I'm leaving!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): You're staying!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): ZOUNDS!
[13:47] Meister: You signed off but still message me! What sorcery is this!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): Invisible mode.
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): ^^
[13:47] Meister: WITCH!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): I never sign off.
[13:48] Fenris (MSN): I WEIGH MORE THAN A DUCK.
[13:48] Meister: FAT WITCH!

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Lord of Joshelplex: I bet I can buy a years worht of Tacos with $38!
42PETUNIAS: ...
42PETUNIAS: how?
Lord of Joshelplex: My Ukrainian powers allow me to bargain hunt efficiently
42PETUNIAS: is it that you cant eat more than 38 dollars worth every year?
Lord of Joshelplex: they also give me =4 ranks in skill: Complain about Old Country I never lived in, and have thicker aqccent them my parents
42PETUNIAS: or your colon gives out?
Lord of Joshelplex: Dude, tacos rule
S-Skull: Who needs a colon when you have tacos?
S-Skull: Answer me that.
Lord of Joshelplex: My colon is invinceable!
42PETUNIAS: how many tacos are in a years' worth?
Lord of Joshelplex: over 12000 Id assume

[CelesJessa]

KP and I switch around:

* BraveFencer Shinryuu throws KP and CJ together? 
* Blackhole appears* 
The Kneumatic Jessa: Ouchers! 
The Kneumatic Jessa: Pfft, I was first. 
CelesPnight: Owwie! 
Priest Mu:  
Big Mac: Mu, stay away 
Priest Mu: I DON'T KNOW WHO TO MOLEST ANYMORE! 
Big Mac: don;t look at me 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Molest yourself! 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: With this red broomstick! 
* CelesPnight hugs KJ 
Priest Mu: why red? 
* BraveFencer Shinryuu gives mumu the broomstick. 
* The Kneumatic Jessa hugs CP 
Big Mac: who is who 
CelesPnight: =D 
The Kneumatic Jessa: =D 
Big Mac: is CelesPnight the corruptor 
Big Mac: or is that the Kneumatic Jessa 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Because the broom,stick I'm holding is red. 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: It coulda been green. 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Would you prefer green? 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Say, "I corrupted your mom last night" 
CelesPnight: I corrupted your mom last night 
Big Mac: nah 
Priest Mu: Blue 
Big Mac: okay then your not the one who corrupted me CP 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Which is the guy hybrid fusion, and which is the girl? Or are both hermaphroidtes? 
Big Mac: ... 
The Kneumatic Jessa: o.O 
Big Mac: ew 
Priest Mu: HERMAPHROIDTES SEX! 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Mumu: I only have red or green. 
(Private) CelesPnight: Say something like "I did nothing of the sort", I dunno, you can be me, with lots of ^^ and XD 
Priest Mu: both. 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: It's a bit too late... but you're always late aren't you? 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: One per customer. 
The Kneumatic Jessa: I did nothing of the sort 
Priest Mu: ...cut both in half and give me a half of each? 
(Private) CelesPnight: shush 
Big Mac: does one have both and the other have none 
Big Mac: or does the mail have female and vice versa 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Correct that to male. 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: What, the postal service is involved now? 
Doppler12: HAAGANNNNN! 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: And add 'GET IT RIGHT, STUPID' if you really feel like it. It might be pushing it, but I don't know if they'll notice. >> << 
* BraveFencer Shinryuu licks CP. 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: ... Tastes wierd. 
Priest Mu:  
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Kinda metallic. 
Priest Mu: THAT'S MY JOB! 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Say "Sexy!" 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Do it! 
CelesPnight: sexy! 
Big Mac: i'm not huging anyhting 
(Private) CelesPnight: Sorry! I wasn't paying attention 
Big Mac: hell, i'm not moving from this spot 
(Private) CelesPnight: you should hug big mac 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Meh, I don't do that much, either. 
* The Kneumatic Jessa hugs big mac 
CelesPnight: D= 
CelesPnight: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME 
Big Mac: eep 
The Kneumatic Jessa: I do! ^^;; 
Big Mac: i feel vilolated 
* The Kneumatic Jessa hugs CP too 
Big Mac: wah 
* Earth Implodes* 
CelesPnight: prove it. 
* CelesPnight hugs KJ 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Marriage! 
Big Mac: no 
* Earth implodes Again! 
Big Mac: transmutation 
* BraveFencer Shinryuu marries KJ and CP! 
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: You should give me manlove pictures to post as proof. 
* Big Mac createsalchemy circle 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: (together) 
* BraveFencer Shinryuu erases it. 
* Earth Asplodes Implodesingly! 
(Private) CelesPnight: [www.deviantart.com] be like "I just found this! *squee* 
Big Mac: bitch 
Bitch: sup? 
* Big Mac makes an transmutaion circle and finishes alchemy 
CelesPnight: D= 
The Kneumatic Jessa: Here's proof! [www.deviantart.com] 
The Kneumatic Jessa: So cute... 
* The Kneumatic Jessa squees 
Big Mac: ... 
Big Mac: *shudder 
CelesPnight: ...you aren't allowed to be half of me anymore 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Now! Consumate the marriage! 
No one: Hello 
Bitch: Mature contenct blocked =( 
Big Mac: yeah 
The Kneumatic Jessa: Aww. 
Doppler12: I too  
Big Mac: i can fix it 
* BraveFencer Shinryuu slaps CP and KJ together again, or something. 
Big Mac: i know alchemy now 
Big Mac: thanks to KJ 
Earth: Implodes Explosingly! 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: [ic3.deviantart.com] 
BraveFencer Shinryuu: There. 
The Kneumatic Pnight: I feel dirty. 
No one: o.o 
CelesJessa: Whew 
CelesJessa: that was weird

And I try my hand at human transmutations

* CelesJessa attempts human transmutation 
BravePOS Industryuu: CJ! No! 
Big Mac's Ghost: just 
BravePOS Industryuu: You'll lose your hawt limbs! 
* The Kneumatic Pnight gives CJ a soul to use. 
Big Mac's Ghost: don;t put me in a boot or something 
Doppler12: since Fencer never retaliated, fencer is dead 
Big Mac's Ghost: hey 
Big Mac's Ghost: she's saving me 
BravePOS Industryuu: Yeah, but I'm a leg man! 
* CelesJessa transmutes with the soul 
Big Mac's Ghost: ... 
Priest Mu: byes 
Big Mac's Ghost: bye Mu 
* The Kneumatic Pnight takes it back at the last second and runs off giggling insanely. 
CelesJessa: nooo! 
Priest Mu: I miss Kitty =( 
* CelesJessa is sucked into the gate 
CelesJessa: I shouldn't have plaayyyed gooood 
Priest Mu: I haven't seen her in days =( 
The Kneumatic Pnight: ...I probably would be sucked in too, right? 
* BravePOS Industryuu gives his user name to CJ 
The Kneumatic Pnight: Since I was pretty involved in that... 
The Kneumatic Pnight: >> << 
Doppler12: bye kp 
Big Mac's Ghost: ... 
The Kneumatic Pnight: I dunno! 
BravePOS Industryuu1: Thanks 
Lord of POSelplex: Good thing I have a bunch of these 
Big Mac's Ghost: sooo, am I alive yet 
* The Kneumatic Pnight pockets the gate and runs off, giggling insanely. 
Priest Mu: Well, byes anyways 
Lord of POSelplex: anytime, kiddo 
Big Mac's Ghost: i hate phasing in an out of existance 
Big Mac's Ghost: non existance sucks 
Fullmetal CelesJessa: I will get your body back.... someone... 
Fullmetal CelesJessa: I lost track of who I'm trying to save 
Big Mac's Ghost: me 
Lord of POSelplex: you do still have both your legs, right? 
Big Mac's Ghost: its me your saving 
Big Mac's Ghost: thats the least you could do 
Doppler12: *kills Priest Mu(knife in back* 
Fullmetal CelesJessa: yeah 
Doppler12: here Mac now posses his body 
Lord of POSelplex: okay, good. 
* Fullmetal CelesJessa transmute's Mac's soul into a nifty medallion 
Lord of POSelplex: I don't want you losing any body parts 
* Fullmetal CelesJessa puts the medallion on someone 
The Kneumatic Pnight: We use those as money where I come from.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Confused = me
Nikose = Nikose

Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
....*Poke*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*Lick*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*molest*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*harrass*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*Kidnap*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*hides you in his closet*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*duct tapes*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*Sells sexually for money*
Confused! says:
...
Confused! says:
I look away for 2 minutes
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
XD

[Mr.Bookworm]

The Kneumatic Pnight: Else I would've done Meister ages ago.
The Kneumatic Pnight: That came out wrong.
The Kneumatic Pnight: ...sexily!

[Fenris]

[22:57] Brian: HOLY SHIT NINJAS.
[22:57] Brian: REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
[22:57] Brian: Night.
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: O=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: o=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: O=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: O=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =OO=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O+xo
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: d=fo
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: asg
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: afg
[22:57] Brian: ...
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: Night.
[22:57] Brian: You amuse me.
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =P
[22:58] Brian: XD
[22:58] Brian: We must talk again sometime!
[22:58] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: Indeed!
[22:58] Brian: I feel we really connected today and I would like to build on that tomorrow.
[22:58] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: XD!

Brian = Me

Holy Shit Ninjas = SephySama!

[Nikose Tyris]

Red is Fenris.

Brian says:
Fuck you.

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
<3

Brian says:
Not up the ass.

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
</3

**************************************
Confused is Grthwllms.

Confused! says:
Hey, do you worship the Ori?

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
No, I don't.

Confused! says:
Then i need to light you on fire

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
You'd be surprised.

Confused! says:
*Douses Nikose in oil*

Confused! says:
*Lights a match*

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
D:

Confused! says:
You're sure you don't want to worship the Ori?

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
...I am sure.

Confused! says:
BUT I CAN DO COOL MAGIC TRICKS!

Confused! says:
Like making peoples heads explode

Confused! says:
Curing the sick

Confused! says:
and making them sick again because they're unbelievers!

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
No, I think I'd rather burn, fucker.

Confused! says:
k

Confused! says:
*throws the match at Nikose*

Confused! says:
No hard feelings?

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
none at all.

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
*hugs you*

Confused! says:
OH GOD THE FLAME!

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Yaplet is Awesome:

Loki the Whore™: Perhaps KP prefers this...