The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Fenris]

[21:10] Nikose: Oh, indeed. how do you think I got so messed up?
[21:10] Fenris: I thought it was the years of drug abuse.
[21:10] Nikose: Silly Fenris, I only did lines of Crack off of male hooker cock.
[21:10] Fenris: Oh okay.

[P-Sleazy]

Me and 42 Petunias.

marvinandagrajag (10:54:02 PM): youve gotta get that sand out of your vagina b real
marvinandagrajag (10:54:02 PM): its making you cranky
pauljg04 (10:54:16 PM): Atleast I have a sex organ!
marvinandagrajag (10:54:40 PM): ...
pauljg04 (10:54:47 PM): clarly you don't
marvinandagrajag (10:54:59 PM): its just not very big...

I rest my case.

[42PETUNIAS]

...

=(

[Nikose Tyris]

Roy and I just spontaneously performed a sketch together.

RoyDMylote (9:13:56 PM): So.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:27 PM): So.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:30 PM): It has come to this.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:39 PM): You and me. One on one. The final fight.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:51 PM): I was hoping this could be avoided, you know.
RoyDMylote (9:14:28 PM): My worthy combatant.
RoyDMylote (9:14:38 PM): Then you shouldn'ta done what you done.
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:37 PM): 'tis true. Although within you shall be the power to reshape the world.
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:43 PM): Hey, I just realized something!
RoyDMylote (9:15:19 PM): What!
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:47 PM): *Bagshots!*
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:50 PM): *Runs away*
RoyDMylote (9:15:23 PM): ...
RoyDMylote (9:15:29 PM): YOU ARE AN EVIL MAN!
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:58 PM): XD
RoyDMylote (9:15:40 PM): *fetal position*

[Major Blood]

This is why you shouldn't talk people who randomly message you on MSN...

[12:06] --EMAIL REMOVED--: hi
[12:06] --EMAIL REMOVED--: hello
[12:07] --EMAIL REMOVED--: WOW?
[12:07] MajorBlood: Hmm?
[12:07] --EMAIL REMOVED--: MY LVL 70 DRUİD
[12:07] MajorBlood: Who are you?
[12:07] --EMAIL REMOVED--: karizma wow
[12:08] MajorBlood: ...
[12:08] MajorBlood: I still have no idea who you are.
[12:08] --EMAIL REMOVED--: slm
[12:08] MajorBlood: Oh wait, did you see my videos on youtube?
[12:08] --EMAIL REMOVED--: yes
[12:08] --EMAIL REMOVED--:
[12:08] MajorBlood: Oh, allright then
[12:09] --EMAIL REMOVED--: good vidios
[12:09] MajorBlood: Thanks.
[12:10] MajorBlood: What did you think of the voice naration in my latest video?
[12:10] MajorBlood: Was it good? Or should i go back to using just subtitles.
[12:10] --EMAIL REMOVED--: no
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--: :P
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--: my no engilish
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--:
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--: *-)
[12:11] MajorBlood: I see that...
[12:13] --EMAIL REMOVED--: you msn pictorial good
[12:13] MajorBlood: Yes it is. It's a great webcomic.
[12:14] --EMAIL REMOVED--: pictorial send,
[12:14] --EMAIL REMOVED--: psl
[12:14] --EMAIL REMOVED--: pls
[12:15] MajorBlood: I really have no idea what you're trying to say to me.

[Fenris]

Note, not Jen.

Generalissimo: You are not true until proven false.

[Tendronai]

A conversation between me and one of my friends on MSN. I'm JBS.

malcolm says:
crack whores
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
For justice?
malcolm says:
For justice
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Well, if they weren't just, they'd just be whores
malcolm says:
a bunch of unjust crack whores 
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Damnable whore
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
*whores
malcolm says:
aimless
malcolm says:
pointless
malcolm says:
pimpless
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Like their mothers
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
who were also whores
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Because, whorism is hereditary
malcolm says:
"we want your baby. You see my husband had a vasectomy when he was 13. On the plus side, it made him really popular in high school."
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Haha
malcolm says:
oh Kids in the Hall
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
What a great group
malcolm says:
so many sketchcoms suck too
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I know
malcolm says:
SNL, Mad TV
malcolm says:
all crap
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
SNL was good, but now it sucks
malcolm says:
it was
malcolm says:
but that's before our time
malcolm says:
i think
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Well, some of the stuff in the 90's was still good
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So is that before our time, or what?
malcolm says:
not exactly, but before we could enjoy it
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
That's true
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I've seen some of Conan's sketches, they were pretty good
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
But now
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
It all sucks
malcolm says:
indeed
malcolm says:
crack whores for justice Jon
malcolm says:
crack whores for justice
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Great justice
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
And Justice for all
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Which means crack whores for all
malcolm says:
is a good thing
malcolm says:
hahahahaha!!
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So take precautions
malcolm says:
chyeaaa!
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
*Nasally voice* It's going to be intense
malcolm says:
Lars should die
malcolm says:
as should the rest of the band
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Should
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Should indeed
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
But if they die, what will stop Napster from returning?
malcolm says:
the Crack Whores for Justice of course
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Hmm... I see
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Then we have thought of every possible outcome
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
There will be no "file-sharing" ever again
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
The world is safe... but for how long?
malcolm says:
till next wednesday at 4:17 AM
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Fuck
malcolm says:
which is bad since that's too early
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I'll be asleep then
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
We're completely unguarded
malcolm says:
exactly
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Those cunning bastards
malcolm says:
they have ridelin, what can I say?  
malcolm says:
*however the hell you spell it
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Their focus is unmatched due to the fact that they are taking drugs?
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Those assholes!
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
They should be fighting fair!
malcolm says:
wait a minute....
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Trying to reinstate file-sharing at an hour when we'll be awake!
malcolm says:
Crack whores take drugs too
malcolm says:
there IS  a chance
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
...So the whores have betrayed us?
malcolm says:
no
malcolm says:
they've just fought fire with fire
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
2 Fires don't make a right
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
And now Napster will arise again
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
James Hetfield must be spinning in his grave, screaming chyeah to an indifferent world
malcolm says:
2 fires dont make a right
malcolm says:
they just make a lot of smoke
malcolm says:
smoke that can be inhaled
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
But does lots of smoke make a right?
malcolm says:
...it makes your eyes watery
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
It also makes you choke and die
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I mean, come on
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Prioritize
malcolm says:
Yes...but is it good for the Jews?
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I think so
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I haven't inhaled smoke in a while
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I'll send a team to research it, though
malcolm says:
Kosher!!!!
malcolm says:
to the next level
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Mazel tof!
malcolm says:
Kosher Grocer
malcolm says:
Kind David's Pizza
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Ask for pork
malcolm says:
Kosher Pizza Delight
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Tell them I sent you, so you don't get lynched
malcolm says:
just ask for a slice of peporoni
malcolm says:
i think that's good
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Meat + Milk = God hates you
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Since pizza has cheese...
malcolm says:
wait, Jews can have dairy can't they?
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Anne Frank
malcolm says:
ooooooooh
malcolm says:
the blind, deaf and dumb chick
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Umm... I forget her name
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I saw some play on her life, though
malcolm says:
no i know
malcolm says:
i know who Anne Frank is
malcolm says:
i read her diary
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Screw her diary
malcolm says:
well after reading it that was the logical step
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
The logical step would be to say "Gee golly, what a crappy life"
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
You know, if you had a soul
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
And the blind/deaf chick's name was Helen Keller
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
The only reason I know that is due to Carlin
malcolm says:
he satirized her
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Who wouldn't?
malcolm says:
iunno
malcolm says:
it's kinda mean
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So the crack whores for Justice wouldn't?
malcolm says:
i dont think so
malcolm says:
they're a wholesome bunch
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So they've turned on us
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Due to differences in beliefs
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
We're screwed now
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Now we have Napster and Crack Whores attacking us

[RickZarber]

[23:20] HateMakingAName: You are an easy target
[23:20] Samurai1531: I know
[23:20] Samurai1531: but the lack of social life kinda kills it
[23:20] HateMakingAName: I was refering to SK
[23:20] Samurai1531: damn
[23:20] HateMakingAName: You are just an idiot
[23:21] Samurai1531: ;_;

[Fenris]

[19:19] kittykat10371: *punches Fenris* Stop being a pussy

[Fifthfiend]

[20:41] BobtheMercenary: I'd pay to see a palistinian enter the big religion thread
[20:42] Nails McCabe: I'd pay to see a palestinian fuck a jew.
[20:42] BobtheMercenary: not worth it
[20:42] Nails McCabe: Well I mean,
[20:42] Nails McCabe: I'm presuming Angry Sex.
[20:43] Nails McCabe: I figure politically motivated Hate Sex has got to be hot.
[20:43] BobtheMercenary: I...I think you just solved the mideast conflict