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ArmorJDI (11:54:43 PM): Did you know that people of every language say "ah, my head seems to be behind me and all over the ground..." exactly the same way?
BobtheMercenary (11:55:04 PM): ...
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07-09-2007, 02:40 AM
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In time of peace prepare for war
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Minnesota
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Trisha: do u wanna be the hot to my ass? TJ: what the hell? if this is some kinda sex game count me in Trisha: lmfao. Trisha: no.its noy. Trisha: *not. TJ: D: Trisha: would you like to be the hot to my ass? TJ: i am missing the whole point of this conversation Trisha: HAHA Trisha: its not that hard Trisha: DO YOU Trisha: WANT TO BE Trisha: THE HOT Trisha: TO MY Trisha: ASS Trisha: ? TJ: are you saying that i should be the hot part of your ass or are you drunk AGAIN? Trisha: both TJ: mmm likey Trisha: I FUCKING LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BBBY! TJ: must you always blindside me with body parts then throw in random love confessions? Trisha: well actually. YES! TJ: oh did you hear that men are becoming useless because doctors can make sperm out of female bone morrow? Trisha: HAHA YES Trisha: now everyones becoming lesbian Trisha: but.i still FUCKING LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BBY!!!!!! TJ: so are you saying you are bi? Trisha: no one EVER said i was becoming lesbian now did they TJ: Trisha: now everyones becoming lesbian Trisha: yes.but.not me. Trisha: im straightterrr than.a knifee. TJ: some knives are curved ya know Trisha: lmfao. Trisha: yehhhh um.we just figured that outt. Trisha: and.im about as straight as a rainbow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TJ: which is also curved Trisha: lmao. Trisha: YES. i knoww. Trisha: im exploringg. TJ: i am not even gonna go here TJ: NOT ONE INCH!!! Trisha: bahaha.why? TJ: STOP DOING THIS!!! Trisha: WHAT AM I STOPPING? TJ: you mean where am i making you go? Trisha: no.where are you not goijng? TJ: and the answer is the nature of bisexual meanings of where i do not intend to go Trisha: haha Trisha: ANYWAYS. Trisha: I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABY!!!! TJ: I FUCKING LOVEE RANDOM LOVE CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!! TJ: and you :] Trisha: you dont FUCKING LOVE ME?! TJ: you missed what i just said TJ: you ignorant fool Trisha: BAH. Trisha: DRUNKNESS BBY! Trisha: will you marry me? TJ: only if you give me the rest of that beer Trisha: NOOOOO TJ: our love will never be true unless my quest for beer has ended Trisha: LOL. Trisha: sorry bby.gotta bee 14. TJ: but i am 14 you idiot TJ: YOU FORGOT MY BIRFDAY T_T Trisha: erm. Trisha: yeh.sorry hotass. TJ: i have to marry that rock now TJ: just to move on Trisha: HELL NO. Trisha: YER MARRYING ME. Trisha: CAUSE. TJ: HOW DO I MAKE LOVE TO A ROCK!?! Trisha: I FUCKING LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU! TJ: to many EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs Trisha: oh and you have to cut a hole in it to fuck a rock TJ: i didn't say fuck T_T Trisha: w/e. Trisha: TJ.GUESS WHAT. TJ: i wanted to have sweet tongue tongue action until you stop E spamming TJ: your pregnant?!? Trisha: lol. Trisha: NO. TJ: WHERE DID I GO WRONGH!!!!?????????!!! Trisha : I FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! TJ: so now its Gs Us AND Es Trisha : TJ. Trisha : DONTT YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!? TJ: dont you wanna gimme beer? Trisha: urm. Trisha: i only havee one left.anddddd i havee to shareee this shiiz with susan! me=TJ Trisha=random hoe
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07-09-2007, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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The SSB Intern: People need to start posting some wing-wong
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07-17-2007, 08:26 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Coast
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Told to post this.
FenrisWolf: brb dropping a piano on a demon's head. SephySama: k SephySama: wait what?
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07-17-2007, 11:24 PM
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for all seasons
Join Date: Feb 2004
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I guess I'll tell myself this is okay to post in here.
[21:15] Nails McCabe: Seriously I was totally gonna do a thread [21:15] Nails McCabe: titled "Get Rich Quick Scams" [21:15] Nails McCabe: except that the scam I came up with [21:16] Nails McCabe: was almost obscenely sacriledgous. [21:16] npfenris: Hahaha. [21:17] Nails McCabe: See the idea was that in the hurly-burly of modern day life [21:17] Nails McCabe: people just don't have time to commune with the lord on their behalf [21:17] Nails McCabe: so instead you call up my service [21:17] Nails McCabe: and for the low low price of twenty dollars a month [21:18] Nails McCabe: one of our ordained ministers [21:18] Nails McCabe: will pray for you. [21:19] npfenris: Hahaha. [21:19] Nails McCabe: So like instead of having to sit there and get right with the Lord and open yourself to the Holy Spirit on your own time [21:19] Nails McCabe: you pay us [21:20] Nails McCabe: and we tell God how much you honor and revere him [21:20] Nails McCabe: and what a great guy you are [21:20] Nails McCabe: and how much you deserve to get into heaven and shit [21:20] npfenris: So you're paying ministers to lie. [21:20] Nails McCabe: and for an additional charge [21:20] Nails McCabe: we'll even pray to the lord [21:20] Nails McCabe: to like, land you that promotion you wanted, or smite your fuckin' enemies. [21:21] Nails McCabe: And no no see that's the best part [21:21] Nails McCabe: I'm not paying ministers for jack fucking shit [21:21] Nails McCabe: there are no fucking ministers! [21:21] Nails McCabe: there's no fucking praying! [21:21] Nails McCabe: I'm just taking their fucking money! [21:21] Nails McCabe: and laughing! [21:21] npfenris: Awesome! [21:21] Nails McCabe: What the fuck are they gonna do, prove I didn't pray? [21:21] Nails McCabe: They're gonna what, ask God for a reciept? [21:22] npfenris: Haha.
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07-18-2007, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Coldwater, Ontario
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Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
you're new job title is, "Sprite artist and Web Co-designer." I'm the Megatron, Bitch says: Woo hoo I'm the Megatron, Bitch says: do I get more money I'm the Megatron, Bitch says: ...do I get money Nikose Isaias Tyris says: yes, 60% pay raise. I'm the Megatron, Bitch says: woo hoo I'm the Megatron, Bitch says: so whats my pay now Nikose Isaias Tyris says: what was your pay before? I'm the Megatron, Bitch says: ummm I'm the Megatron, Bitch says: 0
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07-19-2007, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Coast
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[23:22] DFM: The best PM I ever saw was just:
[23:22] *** "DFM" signed off at Thu Jul 19 23:22:36 2007.
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NikNik is awake says:
I've been thinking. NikNik is awake says: we should date. NikNik is awake says: Cause you're hot. NikNik is awake says: I mean I've always had a thing for portuguese and your skintone is sexy. Brian says: I'm not portuguese. Brian says: I'm barely tan. NikNik is awake says: Fuck you we should date. NikNik is awake says: I love how that's your whole response though. Brian says: I have the ultimate frogskin. NikNik is awake says: not "No" It's "I'm not portuguese." NikNik is awake says: Frogskin? NikNik is awake says: what's that? Brian says: Pale on underarms. NikNik is awake says: ah Brian says: Tan on overarms. NikNik is awake says: so wanna do it? Brian says: Be gentle. So Fenris and I are dating now.
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07-23-2007, 06:03 PM
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I'm out.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer!
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You know, this conversation didn't go QUITE the way i expected it to...
[15:56] TheMajorOfBlood: I think i will be DMing the most EPIC D&D game ever this weekend. [15:56] karesh16: Grats [15:56] karesh16: Does it involve AT ATs? [15:56] TheMajorOfBlood: No... [15:56] TheMajorOfBlood: The gist of it is this. These three wandering adventurers take a job to *Ahem* end a crazy wizard who lives above their town. The three adventurers confront him, only to have the wizard cast some spell on them that throws them forward in time. The problem is, the exit point of the spell merges with some kid's computer and by random chance, sends them into the world of the internet. As if this isn't trouble enough the 3 adventurers find themselves, quite by accident, in the middle of an open war between the Nuklear Power forums, and the Ctrl-Alt-Del forums. So depending on which side is taken in the conflict, the campaign will most likely end with the death of either Brian or Tim. [15:57] karesh16: ... [15:57] karesh16: Wow, that sounds fucked up! [15:57] TheMajorOfBlood: I takes nerdiness to the WHOLE NEXT LEVEL! [15:57] karesh16: I mean, they're going to get fucked in the ass so damn hard if they try to take NPF on. [15:57] TheMajorOfBlood: >_> [15:57] karesh16: You know it's true. [15:58] karesh16: FUCKED [15:58] karesh16: IN [15:58] karesh16: THE [15:58] karesh16: ASS [15:58] karesh16: ...HARD! [15:58] TheMajorOfBlood: And thats just from DFM. [15:58] TheMajorOfBlood: There's no telling what the rest of us will do... [15:58] karesh16: Yes. [15:58] karesh16: DFM will do most of the ass fuckin
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07-23-2007, 07:59 PM
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Om Nom Nom
Join Date: Sep 2005
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[19:53] Mike: Finished Deathly Hollows today!
[19:53] DFM: Hahahaha fag
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