Who Knew? - Page 79

Ex. 68471 · 05-21-2007, 05:43 PM

Your ninja outfit.

What? Those pirates don't kill themselves you know.

Nikose Tyris · 05-21-2007, 09:10 PM

Don't be silly, POS- Coporations can't wear clothing!

POS Industries · 05-21-2007, 10:20 PM

I don't want to deal with ranking all this. Or even figuring out a top five. In fact, what I'm going to do is give 5, and then rank the bottom four and the winner....

19. A pair of shorts and a brown t-shirt - A more disgusting combination there never was. I mean, I don't wear shorts as a rule, and I've found that earth tones of any kind just don't do it for me. Blacks and greys are more my speed.

18. A snappy shirt and some nice slacks - That just hurts.

17. A sweater my mother knitted me - Not a big sweater fan, my mother doesn't knit, and I don't know where on Earth she is at the moment anyway.

16. Sweatpants and a dirty t-shirt - Bleh. How droll.

There are your losers. The rest of you are somewhere between these poor souls and the winner, which itself is........

1. A sexy brunette - Damn right!

Demetrius is the winner! Get to it!

Demetrius · 05-22-2007, 10:00 AM

Holy crap, my smutty innuendo has paid off for once!

Why do I never have enough sleep?

Moogle0119 · 05-22-2007, 10:02 AM

Because your harem of beautiful women keep you up all night long.

42PETUNIAS · 05-22-2007, 10:06 AM

Because you're still making up for the enormous sleep deprivation that was gained when you had the night shift.

Loki, The Fallen · 05-22-2007, 10:37 AM

Because you game/drink all weekend, stay at your friends places, and they don't provide an environment conducive to sleeping.
I should recuse myself...

The Wandering God · 05-22-2007, 10:54 AM

You have a curvature of the spine.

(At least, that's my problem. Stupid scoliosis.)

The Wandering God

greed · 05-22-2007, 10:56 AM

Because.

Clowns WILL eat you.

**Satan's Onion** · 05-22-2007, 12:02 PM

Because you swore over the remains of your destroyed village, your murdered family/mentor, and your kicked kitten that you would not rest--you would not sleep for an instant--until the villain who committed these atrocities would be brought to justice at the point of your mighty blade. (In a non-metaphorical, non-sexual way, of course, if for no other reason than you'd be too sleepy.)

05-21-2007, 05:43 PM	#781
Ex. 68471 Nice going, numbnuts! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Look out your window. Posts: 282	Your ninja outfit. What? Those pirates don't kill themselves you know. __________________ Experiments 68469, 68470, and 68472 were perfect successes. I am Experiment 68471, the catastrophic failure. "Hi, we're America! We built monster trucks for fun! We developed top-fuel dragsters that go from 0 to 330 miles per hour in 5 seconds 'cause, well, we were bored! Piss us off, and see what we build!"

05-21-2007, 10:20 PM	#783
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	I don't want to deal with ranking all this. Or even figuring out a top five. In fact, what I'm going to do is give 5, and then rank the bottom four and the winner.... 19. A pair of shorts and a brown t-shirt - A more disgusting combination there never was. I mean, I don't wear shorts as a rule, and I've found that earth tones of any kind just don't do it for me. Blacks and greys are more my speed. 18. A snappy shirt and some nice slacks - That just hurts. 17. A sweater my mother knitted me - Not a big sweater fan, my mother doesn't knit, and I don't know where on Earth she is at the moment anyway. 16. Sweatpants and a dirty t-shirt - Bleh. How droll. There are your losers. The rest of you are somewhere between these poor souls and the winner, which itself is........ 1. A sexy brunette - Damn right! Demetrius is the winner! Get to it! __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

05-22-2007, 10:00 AM	#784
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	Holy crap, my smutty innuendo has paid off for once! Why do I never have enough sleep? __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

05-22-2007, 10:06 AM	#786
42PETUNIAS helloooo! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Court Posts: 2,816	Because you're still making up for the enormous sleep deprivation that was gained when you had the night shift. __________________ noooo! why are you doing that?!

05-22-2007, 10:37 AM	#787
Loki, The Fallen -~= 'Biter' =~- Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 701	I know this Title� Because you game/drink all weekend, stay at your friends places, and they don't provide an environment conducive to sleeping. I should recuse myself... __________________ For the love of all that is holy don't go here!

05-22-2007, 10:02 AM	#785
Moogle0119 The REAL Lord of the Dance Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Narshe Caves Posts: 397	Because your harem of beautiful women keep you up all night long.

05-22-2007, 10:54 AM	#788
The Wandering God THE SUPREME COURT DID WHAT? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Arkansas (for now) Posts: 1,477	You have a curvature of the spine. (At least, that's my problem. Stupid scoliosis.) The Wandering God

05-22-2007, 12:02 PM	#790
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	Because you swore over the remains of your destroyed village, your murdered family/mentor, and your kicked kitten that you would not rest--you would not sleep for an instant--until the villain who committed these atrocities would be brought to justice at the point of your mighty blade. (In a non-metaphorical, non-sexual way, of course, if for no other reason than you'd be too sleepy.) __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .