Totally Rigged Mafia (AKA Nostalgic Mafia)

[P-Sleazy]

Ohyea, you people were also right about the Lord Integra = Lord of Josh when Newb got Jailed.

[Red Fighter 1073]

And if somebody doesn't mind putting up all the Jailing and death posts so I don't have to go look through them, I'll gladly point them all out.

Lynch 1/Day 1

I'll try and post more later.

EDIT: Some Random Post Concerning Integra (it seems like you guys already got the gist)

Alucard?

Night 2 (AKA Roy's Uber Revenge Rampage)

The Whole Bunch of Clues Night at the local bar which pretty much gave everyone's faction

Sithdarth Lynch/Crazy Plane Jumping Incident where I think both mafia and Vig attacked one person

Stuff happens, people die, notably Ryanderman Lynch

I don't even know...

Fenris didn't like it when the Mafia made him angry

What would have been a better ending to this game

And yeah, I'm pretty much done with all of the stuff I wanted to see.

[Roy_D_Mylote]

Join my mafia.

It's in the game talk section, House of Cards, it'll be fun, join it.

[Nayno]

h4x.m4g3, at that point I was very much certain that you were the imposter, based on the Night 3 post. I was afraid of the killing roles the most, because I was much more confident in my ability to talk my way out of day discussions than random night kills on the most suspicious person. Unfortunately, that was the same night you took out Silly Kitty! So you made the end game about 10x harder for me anyway.

We targetted Roy because he seemed most likely to have a power role. Things worked out incredibly well for Roy. We all thought that it was your role that killed the mafia don, so that's why we all pushed for a lynch of him the next day. We didn't think he could be night killed.

About the three way tie thing... I thought that maybe another one of us was scum of some sort. Since he was scum too, I realized that whoever made the first vote was pretty much guaranteed survival. I was mistaken; I chose an alliance with CC, when I should have gone with Red Fighter. Red Fighter did seem a little more pro-town than CC, though.

I thought that the game was "rigged" against the mafia, since there were so few of us and the town had so many power roles. Then, I thought the game was rigged in favor of the cults because there were so many and Ecurt's leader role is just unfair.

[h4x.m4g3]

Originally Posted by Nayno

h4x.m4g3, at that point I was very much certain that you were the imposter, based on the Night 3 post.

I figured someone had to notice the clue in that post. I as wondering why no one said anything. I was expecting one of the cults to try to recruit me.

Unfortunately, that was the same night you took out Silly Kitty! So you made the end game about 10x harder for me anyway.

Ahhh, I killed Silly Kitty that night because I was tired of going for the obvious kill and finding another bodyguard person. I figured no one would be guarding Silly Kitty since she was staying under the radar at that point, and she was one of the people I had a sinking suspicion of.

I thought that the game was "rigged" against the mafia, since there were so few of us and the town had so many power roles. Then, I thought the game was rigged in favor of the cults because there were so many and Ecurt's leader role is just unfair.

Nope it turns out everyone was rigged.

[P-Sleazy]

The Lynch post for Day 1 was just a copy and paste from Mesden's SoL mafia when we lynched Secret Skull as being the drunk in that game. I just changed a few things to make it more appropriate to this game. No Clues.

The Night 1 Death post.

Originally Posted by Me

A smallish man was walking through the dark corners of town. He was weary of the days progressions and wanted to get some sleep. Living in the poor section of town, he knew a little of how to defend himself, but that doesn't mean he can hold off all attacks, especially like the one thats about to happen. A figure jumped out of the shadows at (lets just call him Steve)Steve brandishing a Katana as if he were Batman. Steve pulled out his semi automatic machine gun and started letting loose on the man. BLAM BLAM! was heard from Steve's machine gun and SWOOOOOSH! SCHWINNG! were heard from the impostering vigilante's katana. Each dogded the other with perfect precision, making sure to not have themselves killed in the process.

"BLAM!" was heard as a rocket exploded into the building Steve had just jumped away from. They both looked up at where the rocket came from and saw 5 men standing ontop of a nearby rooftop across the street. "leave this for me" was heard by the one standing at the forefront of these men. He jumped down and pulled out his twin daggers and ran into the frey. Sling! SWOOOSH! BLAM! BLAM! SCHWING! BLAM! SWIP! CLICK! Steve's automated machine gun had ran out of bullets. He quickly jumped ontop of an awning, threw the machine gun away, and pulled out his twin Uzis. He jumped from the awning into a building and ran down the length of the building, *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* was heard from his uzis. The two men, both with the same target, Steve, began to deflet the bullets with their Sword/daggers. As Steve approached the bottom of the building, he pushed off it to land into the soft cushions of garbage bags.

A police squad car happened to be going down the street at this moment and heard the clatter of the garbage bin, and the officer decided to investigate. He stopped his car and stepped out telling his partner to stay in the car and ready to drive away should anything happen. The batman like figure and the mysterious man of 5 were hiding in the shadows, ready to jump the Officer if he came to close to them. He approached the garbage bin and looked into it, seeing Steve with his two uzis pointed at him. He immediately jumped out of the way as Steve shot his guns into the air, having one bullet pass through is cheek, blood splattering over the nearby wall. Steve jumped out of the dumpster, and aimed his guns at his two attackers when someone jumped ontop of him. Steve looked up and saw a Robin like figure, Batman's apprentice there. Robin had a grimace on him as he grabbed at Steve's head with his hands, ready to strangle him. Batman, The mystery of 5 man pulled out thier projectiles, and fired trying to beat robin to the punch while the officer, was keeled over, moaning. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! was the last thing Steve heard before he landed on the ground, unharmed, as Robin, took the blow from Batman and the mystery man, saving Steve's life. He looked around and saw 3 men lying motionless near him. Cephrir, Mafia Don, Mafia Aligned as the Mystery Man, IHMN, Erroneous Police Officer, Town-Aligned, and Captain Combustible, Robin lookalike, inexperienced Imposter, self-aligned all lie died on the ground.

The police officer in the car, HIT the gas pedal and left the scene before any more shots could be fired. A man stood up in the rooftops, picking up his sniper rifle muttered to himself "Damn, out of bullets, And I didn't even hit my target." He walked, knees buckling, towards the gun store to buy more bullets. A few hours later, the batman lookalike woke up to find that he was nude in a mysterious apartment. Upon looking around the apartment, he found that a doctor of sorts lives here and had already cleaned up his scratches from the night before, and a bandage around his arm from what looks like a bullet had passed cleanly through. He got some cloths on quickly and ran out the door.

The last clue can be a little confusing since its not obvious, but the doctor wasn't actually seen by Batman so I was hinting at Wizardcat not being there to send in his role. I also doubt I got them all in this one. But

Newbs and Ecurts Jailing

Originally Posted by Me

A big burly animal appeared before Ecurt. "Shut your trap!" it said. "You're comming in for a little investigatin." Ecurt looked up at it and said "Ok." He noticed there was something sitting on the shoulder of this behemoth, but decided to ignore it as he was cuffed and led off to jail.

EDIT: Lord Integra, of the hellsing organization summoned "the angel of death" to her side. He came and she pointed at a monitor. "Bring him in, he knows much about the vampires. He could prove useful to us." "As you wish" he answered and then quickly dissappeared.

Newb was enjoying an orgy at his strip joint, that he owns, when a mysterious figure appeared and grabbed him. "What The hell is going on here!" yelled Newb. "By the orders of Lord Integra, you are to be brought in for questioning." Some of newbs compatriots pulled out pistols when he yelled "No, let us be. I could do with a little game now."

Newb and Ecurt are both in Jail if that wasn't clear from the above.

Again, that last part in this one is a little ambigious, but Vampires spread one by one through biting, Lord Integra is Lord of Josh, and Newb controlled the people pulling out pistols like a Cult leader controls his cultists.

Newbs Release

Originally Posted by Me

Alucard walked into the jail cell where Newb was being questioned by the police girl. They seemed to have been having a fun time. He grabs Newb and throws him out yelling "GET OFF MY GIRL! YOU'RE FREE TO GO IF YOU NEVER TOUCH HER AGIAN!" Newb, frightened by this, ran off into the town with his tail between his legs. We're back at 16 to lynch.

That was a hint at SK being the PO.

Night 2 Death Post

Originally Posted by Me

A police car was seen leaving as 4 figures showed up infront of the Prison. The warden was watching tv while his two prisoners slept. He didn't expect what was going to happen next. The 4 figures bypassed all the prison security that 42 had set up to keep convicts from escaping. Apperently thats all their good for. So now theres a sleeping warden and 4 figures near him. What happened is they start comboing his ass like Lenneth. 42 Petunias, Prison Warden, Town Aligned is dead. Ecurt and Moogle slept on. Roy_D_Mylote's ghost appeared and entered one of thier bodies.

As the 4 figures departed, one told the leading figure that he had some business to take care of still and left. This lone wolf was the one which Roy had possessed. He headed for Stomphoof's house, which was conveniently placed on a cliff. Upon entering the building a figure was setting up outside the house, knees buckling. The first figure, SSB_Intern found that Stomphoof had turned into a pink pony. SSB_Intern procures a saddle and places it on this pony and begins riding him around the house, causing damage to several of the artifacts. Finally, he rides him out of the house and towards the cliff. BAM! was heard as a bullet passed through SSB's head, turning him into GHOST RIDER (Roy's possessing him mind you)! HE continued his drive towards the cliff and fell down to his death.

The figure with the rifle began packing his equipment up mumbling to himself. "Damn, I missed again. I should really remember to buy more than enough bul..." "BLAM!" A bullet passed through Sheb, the UBER missing Vigilante, Town Aligned head. Off in the distance, another sniper stood up and said "Unlike you, I ALWAYS hit MY target."

A crazy man started walking down the street. When Loki started walking by. "Damn, thier getting... Ahh, my next target" he said. He grabbed Loki who began screaming as this senile old man bit into his neck. He then dissappeared into the night as Loki, only just realizing what happened, ran towards his good friends house.

Roy's ghost finally caught up with his next target. "You're hard to find Newb. It took me awhile to catch up with you." Newb stared at Roy's ghost. "NO! YOU'RE DEAD!" his eyes becoming tearful. "BOO!" said Roy. Newb then passed out, unconsious, on the side walk infront of his strip club. His head hit the concrete hard and began bleeding. "That'll teach you to lynch me, fucker." Were Roy's last words as he disappeared into the ground, never to be seen again. A doctor was passing by Newb's body and picked him up.

Loki and Demetrius found thier way to Newb's strip club because Loki had convinced Demetrius of it. Demetrius, being gay, wasn't too happy about it, but thought that maybe tonight, he could make his move on Loki, whom he had long since been admiring since thier days in high school. Upon entry in the club, Loki sat himself comfortably at a table and ordered a vodka. Demetrius ordered a Strawberry Daiquerry. After a few hours, and SEVERAL drinks, there was a some commotion going on in the club when a Sniper look-a-like showed up shooting a gun into the air. Demetrius, fearing for his life, and the time he had left, grabbed Loki, and professed his love for him the quickest way known to man. He kissed him square on the lips. The sniper look a like shot Demetrius, Loki's Secret Admirer, town Aligned through the head and quickly dissappeared out the night club's front door. Loki, had a look of complete fear in his eyes. He detested gay's due to his homophobia, and finding out his bestest friend in the world was gay made him die of his condition. Loki, The homophobe, Cult Initiate, CULT aligned fell dead on the table just as the police were comming through the door to investigate.

As morning drew, the bodies of SSB_INTERN, Mafiate, Mafia Aligned and Stomphoof, townie, town aligned were found on the beach by the prison as Moogle and Ecurt were leaving.

So the whole catching up thing Roy mentioned to Newb was cause Newb kept dissappearing whihc made it hard for Roy. The strip club was a hint about Newb too, especially when Loki ended up there when he died. The Police Car leaving was a hint at who the PO investigated that night, The Warden. And the hint about the Sniper was that he ALWAYS hit his target unlike Sheb. I think I may have intended it to be that he also couldn't be blocked but I don't remember if it was protected against once or not.

I'll do the rest in a second post.

[P-Sleazy]

I'm not gonna bother doing the post of the night club cause you guys can figure that one out yourselves.

Originally Posted by Me

Ecurt was on a business trip to London and was flying back to the states when he met a man named LHN, who happened to be the pilot. There were three other people on this flight, all passangers. Somewhere along the plane flight, over new england, 2 people opened the air lock and jumped out. Ecurt, wondering what was going on, went towards the cockpit to ask the pilot what was going on. Upon entering the cockpit, the third passanger ran out and jumped out the door aswell. Ecurt, more confused, went into the cockpit to find LHN, vanilla Townie, Town Aligned dead, with a bullet through the head. Ecurt, terrified of being the last person left on board the flight looked for another parachute but there was none left. The engines began to die and Ecurt, knowing what had just transpired on the flight, sat down in his seat, folded his hands in his lap and closed his eyes. Ecurt, The UBER calm, calculating Cult Head, cult aligned is dead.

Upon landing, the two figures which jumped out of the plane first were immediately attacked. The target was the one who was in charge. The attacker pulled a pistol on him and shot. The bullet passed through the mans arm, narrowly escaping the mortal wound of a bullet in the heart. The attacker was wearing a fairly poorly made vigilantish costume. This poorly dressed man then quickly dissappeared as he only brought one bullet with him. He had hit his target and assumed him for dead. Lucky for the man who got shot, a doctor heard the bullet and came to lick(heal) his wounds.

The two figures was representive of the only 2 remaining Mafia aligned Mafiates. The Doctor who came to lick the wounds came because since his don was back, its like a dog who came back from being beaten. Trying to right wrongs and all that stuff. Still Mafia Aligned though. The "Poorly Made Costume" was about H4X.M4G3's poorly spelled name with leet.

SK and H4x.M4G3 Death

Originally Posted by ME

The super heroes gathered in the town center. It was found out that Ryanderman was the kingpin of sorts, except skinny, behind all the crimes recently and they were deciding on who to kill next when the dead body of Silly Kitty dressed in a spider man costume, fell through the rough of the roof of the building and suddenly hung there suspended by a thick rope around the neck. The Green Ranger shot his gun at the rope, making her fall all the way to the ground where a crazy evil Dr. Strange pronounced SK, PO of reliability, Cult Aligned dead. It was then that a second body fell through the hole in the roof. 3 figures dissappeared from the sight of the hole. The second body hit the floor, dressed in a batman like costume. It was revealed to be the body of H4x.M4G3, True Imposter, Self Aligned. It was clear that he had commited the first murder while three others had pushed him through his own hole.

This whole fucking post is a hint towards my role in Super Hero Mafia. See if you can connect the dots between what I said in that game, and who matches that in here. Also, the 3 people that killed H4X.M4G3 were the last 3 threats to the town as of this moment, Grthwllms, Mr. Bookworm, and Nayno, all conveniently originating of the mafia, but non of them under the same alignment.

Ok, its not linked, but the bookie jailing, it was all in red text to hint at him being mafia.

The Secret Skull Death was hinting at how Secret Skull chose not to attack that night and got killed without killing anyone. And theres not really much in terms of hints after that.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Aw man. As I was vengeful does this mean I'm really some kind of unhinged maniac plotting revenge on everyone in real life too? Well maybe.

I knew I should have read the death posts again but I didn't. Stupid exams and inherent laziness .

[P-Sleazy]

You had the word "Hatin" in your name. It was only appropriate.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Yeah fair enough. But mostly I just smash up barrels.