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Loyal · 08-17-2010, 09:06 AM

I don't believe we can get anything else out of Gumshoe specifically at this time. Probably best to move on.

Arhra · 08-18-2010, 04:00 AM

Lamentations and woe!

I am without reliable internets until Friday 27 August.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-18-2010, 10:35 AM

Well that's shitty. I am sure me and SSB can handle ourselves until you return.

POS Industries · 08-18-2010, 11:29 PM

Oh, like it's my fault real life looks just like a bunch of poorly drawn stick figures in MSPaint.

Your Avatars and Final Fantasies and How I Met Your Mothers (it's completely CGI! Go look it up!) have given you unrealistic expectations of how things actually look.

PyrosNine · 08-19-2010, 09:48 AM

I have updated the court record accordingly:

Ryanderman

Dressed normally for his heist.
Apparently enters rooms secretly while announcing his own name.
Evidence suggests he is not a ninja.
Technically, also broke without buying, so add another crime to the list.

NonCon

Contributed sample of Delicious Honey to investigators that incriminated Ryanderman

Gumshoe:

Evidence:
Cheap security cameras present the worst possible footage of a crime since NPF Preschool's wallmounted four year olds with crayons.
Ryanderman entered, loudly announced his name (which clued in investigators on his identity)
Suspect talks to honey as if it could talk back, in high language. Misused �thieve� properly in a sentence.
Tripped over cord on way out, while carrying a lot of honey, making delicious spill while dropping an F-bomb. Suspect must have really sharp ankles. Or Bee Cannon uses squishy worms as power cords.

Special Bee Cannon:

Bee Cannon produces a lot of honey.

NPF Forums:

In a state of emergency since, y'know, all them bees. Some of us have allergies!
Moderators: Know nothing Dipshits. (Not my words, but they did fund a Bee Cannon.)

Ryanderman · 08-19-2010, 11:11 PM

I should have my statement up tomorrow morning sometime. Crazy busy tonight, sorry!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-19-2010, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryanderman

I should have my statement up tomorrow morning sometime. Crazy busy tonight, sorry!

Try not to steal any honey!

POS Industries · 08-19-2010, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mac

Try not to steal any honey!

Wigmund · 08-20-2010, 09:27 AM

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Flarecobra · 08-20-2010, 12:21 PM

Yeah... I think I'll stick with Maxwell House or Folgers...

And it makes good iced coffee.

08-18-2010, 04:00 AM	#72
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Lamentations and woe! I am without reliable internets until Friday 27 August. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

08-18-2010, 10:35 AM	#73
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Well that's shitty. I am sure me and SSB can handle ourselves until you return. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

08-18-2010, 11:29 PM	#74
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Oh, like it's my fault real life looks just like a bunch of poorly drawn stick figures in MSPaint. Your Avatars and Final Fantasies and How I Met Your Mothers (it's completely CGI! Go look it up!) have given you unrealistic expectations of how things actually look. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

08-19-2010, 09:48 AM	#75
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	I have updated the court record accordingly: Ryanderman Dressed normally for his heist. Apparently enters rooms secretly while announcing his own name. Evidence suggests he is not a ninja. Technically, also broke without buying, so add another crime to the list. NonCon Contributed sample of Delicious Honey to investigators that incriminated Ryanderman Gumshoe: Evidence: Cheap security cameras present the worst possible footage of a crime since NPF Preschool's wallmounted four year olds with crayons. Ryanderman entered, loudly announced his name (which clued in investigators on his identity) Suspect talks to honey as if it could talk back, in high language. Misused �thieve� properly in a sentence. Tripped over cord on way out, while carrying a lot of honey, making delicious spill while dropping an F-bomb. Suspect must have really sharp ankles. Or Bee Cannon uses squishy worms as power cords. Special Bee Cannon: Bee Cannon produces a lot of honey. NPF Forums: In a state of emergency since, y'know, all them bees. Some of us have allergies! Moderators: Know nothing Dipshits. (Not my words, but they did fund a Bee Cannon.) __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire! Last edited by PyrosNine; 08-19-2010 at 09:50 AM.

08-19-2010, 11:11 PM	#76
Ryanderman Beard of Leadership Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 827	I should have my statement up tomorrow morning sometime. Crazy busy tonight, sorry! __________________ ~Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to stop, it turns. You tell it to turn, it stops. You tell it to take out the trash, it watches reruns of Firefly.~

08-20-2010, 09:27 AM	#79
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08-20-2010, 12:21 PM	#80
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Yeah... I think I'll stick with Maxwell House or Folgers... And it makes good iced coffee. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them. Last edited by Flarecobra; 08-20-2010 at 12:26 PM.