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Unread 06-10-2006, 11:50 AM   #71
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So, what's new?
As for the god I would like to be, I think I would probably go with one of those kick ass Japanese Kami things. They have over 8 million god/spirits in there, so at least one of them is cool.
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Unread 06-10-2006, 01:16 PM   #72
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Supposing I were allowed to create my own god, I would either be Genos (made that up myself!) god of flesh. I would mess with people by screwing with their bodies and genetic make-up. For instance, I would fuse who-ever plays Barney to the inside of that satanic suit as a message to all who might propigate the name of the forsaken dinosaur... Or the the Voices of Reason, so that I might be the Lord and Master of all Humanity via my power-source: T.V.

But if I must be a real god... Either Set, god of storms, war, and violence (Then again, maybe not considering the homosexual streak with his nephew Horus). Or Marduk! Patron god of Babylon (Sin City before there was even such thing as Las Vegas), ruler of the Babylonian Pantheon. I'd rule a debauched society of emperialistic oppressors!
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Unread 06-10-2006, 01:27 PM   #73
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Marduk slayer of tiamat, son of ia.
wow, lots of sun gods, starting to see a pattern here.
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Unread 06-10-2006, 04:00 PM   #74
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He has said the words "lesbian" and "orgy" in all of his posts in this thread. :O_o:
Well.. you know... those words are like cake... there just isnt a wrong time to say it... NEVER.

Also... Japanese Gods are kinda messup... you would end up being anything closer to a pokemon
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Unread 06-10-2006, 11:18 PM   #75
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Also... Japanese Gods are kinda messup... you would end up being anything closer to a pokemon


He has got you there, man, you might as well yell, (in dee dee dee voice) “I want to be a charizard!”.
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Unread 06-10-2006, 11:23 PM   #76
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Which God? WHy be any other God then MY God? He doesn't foul up like your Gods! Plus he kills people! LOTS of people! And gets away with it while being a kind and caring ruler! GO GOD!
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Unread 06-10-2006, 11:29 PM   #77
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Which God? WHy be any other God then MY God? He doesn't foul up like your Gods! Plus he kills people! LOTS of people! And gets away with it while being a kind and caring ruler! GO GOD!
Your God is Bush?!

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Unread 06-10-2006, 11:30 PM   #78
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Marduk slayer of tiamat, son of ia.
If I eat food there won't be room for Marduk, slayer of Tiamat!

Also: Lesbian orgy.
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Unread 06-10-2006, 11:37 PM   #79
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Y'know, I think I want to change mine to The Presence. You get to lord over the DC Universe and be all like, "Ha ha ha, Superman, sit down," and then you make Superman sit down. Cause you're God and stuffs.

I can dream, can't I?
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Unread 06-10-2006, 11:39 PM   #80
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Also: Lesbian orgy.
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