What're you reading these days? - Page 8

Fifthfiend · 12-15-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gascmark de Leone

Yeah, global warming exists. A whole .3 degrees.

RUN! RUN AWAY FROM THE MELTING ICEBURGS! BUY A HYBRID OR SUFFER FROM THE HELLISH HEAT! Oh, wait, global warming causes extreme cold. RUN FROM THE FREEZE! No, the latest scientific study says that it causes heating. RUN AWAY!

And so on. It's a never ending cycle. I, personally, have never felt the summers get hotter or colder. How 'bout you freak out about better things. Like this killer drought in Nebraska and the Midwest. I'm more worried about that than wether or not the polar bears will have a place to live.

Oh man, the irony is delicious.

Gascmark de Leone · 12-15-2006, 05:14 PM

I doubt the drought is caused by global warming. We get them every couple of decades. The last big one was in the 30's, known as the dust bowl. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Fifthfiend · 12-15-2006, 10:37 PM

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I, personally, have never felt the summers get hotter or colder. How 'bout you freak out about better things. Like this killer drought in Nebraska and the Midwest.

I repeat - delicious.

...Also, on an unrelated note - your sig is like, double-plus huge. Please cut, as per the rules.

**Satan's Onion** · 12-16-2006, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend

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Would that be the MC who likes pretending Global Warming doesn't exist, or the MC who responds to unflattering articles on such by turning their authors into tiny-dicked baby-rapists?

That's sort of a trick question, by the way.

Jeebus, Mary, Joseph and some shepherds, fifth, until I read that I'd thought you were simply indulging in your inimitable brand of exaggeration.

Oh well. Baby rape. With a small dick. Nice to see satire isn't dead, then. In spite of things like this.

UberYoshi · 12-17-2006, 12:03 AM

Holy crap... I never thought about that. Where are the polar bears gonna live? The great north is supposed to be gone by 2040 so my guess some process of evolution will take place... or theyll drown. hmm does that mean the penguins are gonna move more down south.(SICK GONNA GET A PET PENGUIN!)

ANYWAYS Just finished reading the book "The Game" by Jeff Rovin and I have to say, This was a GREAT book. Definite Fav. Only down is I wish it was longer:gonk:

Krylo · 12-17-2006, 12:09 AM

I hearby declare this thread a global warming and exclamation point f...

Hey, wait a minute.

This isn't off topic and it's at 75 goddamn posts.

Fuck it. I declare this thread closed.

12-15-2006, 05:14 PM	#72
Gascmark de Leone Intercourse the Penguins! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Land of Wuz Posts: 326	I doubt the drought is caused by global warming. We get them every couple of decades. The last big one was in the 30's, known as the dust bowl. Sorry to burst your bubble. __________________ At the end of the day there's another day dawning And the sun in the morning is waiting to rise Like the waves crash on the sand Like a storm that'll break any second There's a hunger in the land There's a reckoning still to be reckoned and There's gonna be hell to pay At the end of the day! Les Miserables

12-17-2006, 12:09 AM	#76
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I hearby declare this thread a global warming and exclamation point f... Hey, wait a minute. This isn't off topic and it's at 75 goddamn posts. Fuck it. I declare this thread closed. __________________ I am very tired.

12-17-2006, 12:03 AM	#75
UberYoshi Its The Juggernaut Bish! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Mtl Posts: 28	Holy crap... I never thought about that. Where are the polar bears gonna live? The great north is supposed to be gone by 2040 so my guess some process of evolution will take place... or theyll drown. hmm does that mean the penguins are gonna move more down south.(SICK GONNA GET A PET PENGUIN!) ANYWAYS Just finished reading the book "The Game" by Jeff Rovin and I have to say, This was a GREAT book. Definite Fav. Only down is I wish it was longer:gonk: