Hey DFM

[bananarama]

Bing-bing! Dane Cook is the right answer! Fenris enjoy your 50 kudoses!

[Bells]

So... are the Crepes done?

and... what is this topic really about anyway?

[DFM]

Originally Posted by Long-Haired Narcissist

Well I know what the banned user screen looks like now.

Power makes me an asshole.

[Lumenskir]

Even though I was asleep when this all went down and subsequently missed my opportunity to freak out at why I was banned (Oh noes, my secret!?!), it's nice to now know the reason I was banned in the past.

[MrJoykill]

Originally Posted by DFM

Power makes me an asshole.

Even Cheese melts at your presence, that is too much power... now I know what I wanted from a spiderman movie.

[The SSB Intern]

Power makes me an asshole.

I would make a point that several things could have accomplished that, but you have banstick and I r scared.

I know it's gone for now, but Fithfiend is amused by wanton destruction and DFM is apparently already his favorite person.

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion

what is this topic really about anyway?

This is the Off-Topic forum, it doesn't have to be about anything.

[The Argent Lord]

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

This is the Off-Topic forum, it doesn't have to be about anything.

Or does it?

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
No, it doesn't.

[42PETUNIAS]

Fuck. Fuck.

Now We're Definitly in R territory.

[DFM]

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

This is the Off-Topic forum, it doesn't have to be about anything.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his Tonic and Jinn

He says son, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's soft and it's sweet
and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes

Sing us a song, young piano man
Yes sing us a song tonight
We're all in the mood for a melody
and you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar
is a friend of mine.
He gets me my drinks for free
and he's quick with a joke
or to light up your smoke
but there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"But I'm sure that I could be a movie star
if I could get out of this place."

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
and he's talkin' with Davey
Who's still in the navy
And probably will be for life.

And the waitress is practicing politics
As a businessman slowly gets stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink that's called lonliness
But it's better than drinking alone.

Sing us a song, young piano man
Yes sing us a song tonight
We're all in the mood for a melody
and you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd
for a Saturday
and the manager gives me a smile
because he knows that it's me
They've been coming to see
to forget about life for awhile

And the piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
and they sit at the bar
and put bread in my jar
and say "Man, what are you doing here?"

Sing us a song, young piano man
Yes sing us a song tonight
We're all in the mood for a melody
and you've got us feeling alright