The Marvelous Misadventures of Asshat! [REBOOT] - Page 8

Flarecobra · 06-17-2010, 12:16 AM

It'd be his rage personified?

Bard The 5th LW · 06-17-2010, 12:24 AM

Yes, in fact, it should actually be fueled by Joey. Any time it gets soft in battle, Asshat should pull out his phone, call Joey, and have the Gyrados just listen to him talk for a minute to refuel its hate battery.

Grimpond · 06-17-2010, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Yes, in fact, it should actually be fueled by Joey. Any time it gets soft in battle, Asshat should pull out his phone, call Joey, and have the Gyrados just listen to him talk for a minute to refuel its hate battery.

best idea ever.

PCD · 06-17-2010, 01:32 AM

Shoop Da. Any 'net geek who's seen a Gyarados use Hyper Beam instantly thinks of it.

Token · 06-17-2010, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PCD

Shoop Da. Any 'net geek who's seen a Gyarados use Hyper Beam instantly thinks of it.

I already nicknamed Wooper Shoop Da.

EDIT: Oh right, went with Skittles.

PCD · 06-17-2010, 03:00 PM

Bluh, I couldn't remember if that was you or the Crystal LP I read the other day, my bad.

mauve · 06-17-2010, 04:35 PM

Name the Gyarados either Diplomacy or Ambassador.

Diplomacy is a great problem solver.

Shyria Dracnoir · 06-18-2010, 03:19 PM

Imagine that every abuse heaped upon a Magikarp only fuels its hidden rage and creates a stronger Gyarados. Now, remember that the Lake of Rage was created when a Gyrados went bugfuck insane, blasted a large chunk of forest into a crater, and flooded the remains. Now what could have prompted this, especially considering that before the Lake there was no suitable habitat to find either Magikarp or Gyrados running wild in the area?

Many years ago, there was a village. Small, backwoods, folksy, as some would call it (and what Token might call a "fucking hole"). The only enjoyment the people found was in their food; cooking was a social pastime, with the greatest recipies treated with the same reverence as the family Bible. One day, a young man decided he was going to make a name for himself by concocting the greatest sushi recipie the village had ever seen. This man loved fish, and to him, there was no greater culinary implement than the deep fat fryer. So naturally, he sought to combine the two. However, he was faced with a conundrum; with the flesh roasted to a charred husk, how would his customers know they were getting the best, freshest fish possible? And then, it hit him...

Imagine the fate of the hapless Magikarp he chose to test his newfound genius upon; how it was ripped from its comfortable life in a sylvan stream, thrust bottom-first into a vat of boiling oil, while all the time it's head remained untouched, gasping for breath, glassy eyes darting here and there until they settled on the face of its tormentor, smirking mirthfully at the thought of his future fame and fortune.

Imagine the rage such humiliation and torment could stir within the heart of that small fish. And imagine when the results when that rage grew too great for its old form to contain...

Nothing remains of that town or its inhabitants now, of course. But something of that first Karp's rage was passed on through the generations, waiting to be unlocked...

Grimpond · 06-18-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

Condensed Awesome

RobinStarwing · 06-18-2010, 04:28 PM

I say go catch that Red Gyarados and than name it Cthulhu so that everyone who sees it will be afraid of it's rage for good reason. An unstoppable monster of pure rage.

06-17-2010, 12:16 AM	#71
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	It'd be his rage personified? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

06-17-2010, 04:35 PM	#77
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Name the Gyarados either Diplomacy or Ambassador. Diplomacy is a great problem solver. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

06-18-2010, 03:19 PM	#78
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Imagine that every abuse heaped upon a Magikarp only fuels its hidden rage and creates a stronger Gyarados. Now, remember that the Lake of Rage was created when a Gyrados went bugfuck insane, blasted a large chunk of forest into a crater, and flooded the remains. Now what could have prompted this, especially considering that before the Lake there was no suitable habitat to find either Magikarp or Gyrados running wild in the area? Many years ago, there was a village. Small, backwoods, folksy, as some would call it (and what Token might call a "fucking hole"). The only enjoyment the people found was in their food; cooking was a social pastime, with the greatest recipies treated with the same reverence as the family Bible. One day, a young man decided he was going to make a name for himself by concocting the greatest sushi recipie the village had ever seen. This man loved fish, and to him, there was no greater culinary implement than the deep fat fryer. So naturally, he sought to combine the two. However, he was faced with a conundrum; with the flesh roasted to a charred husk, how would his customers know they were getting the best, freshest fish possible? And then, it hit him... Imagine the fate of the hapless Magikarp he chose to test his newfound genius upon; how it was ripped from its comfortable life in a sylvan stream, thrust bottom-first into a vat of boiling oil, while all the time it's head remained untouched, gasping for breath, glassy eyes darting here and there until they settled on the face of its tormentor, smirking mirthfully at the thought of his future fame and fortune. Imagine the rage such humiliation and torment could stir within the heart of that small fish. And imagine when the results when that rage grew too great for its old form to contain... Nothing remains of that town or its inhabitants now, of course. But something of that first Karp's rage was passed on through the generations, waiting to be unlocked... __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

06-17-2010, 12:24 AM	#72
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Yes, in fact, it should actually be fueled by Joey. Any time it gets soft in battle, Asshat should pull out his phone, call Joey, and have the Gyrados just listen to him talk for a minute to refuel its hate battery.

06-18-2010, 04:28 PM	#80
RobinStarwing C.M.B.A.S.O.B Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Everywhere until you look at me. Posts: 737	I say go catch that Red Gyarados and than name it Cthulhu so that everyone who sees it will be afraid of it's rage for good reason. An unstoppable monster of pure rage.