Pokemon Umbral Theatre 7: Mating Season Is One of My Best Ideas Yet

[Menarker]

So you're saying that the pokeballs are still under their original's owner's name? And you're using them without officially transfering them over to you?

HAX! LAW-BREAKER! CRIMINAL!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Even I'm not that sick.

Turns out I lied.


Now if only I had artistic talent...

[Dracorion]

Goddammit, Bard.

[Astral Harmony]

Can I make a request? If I get trigger a Infinity Crush, I would like it to have a name with "Miracle" in it.

Miracle? What are you, Sailor Moon? Sure, you can have Miracle in it, but the snickering from everyone else is going to be irritating.

AB, I just realized... what IS the age of consent in this country Honmyr? Age of adulthood is not the same as the age of consent. In real life, even some of the States go as low as 16.

The age of consent is 18. That's just proper. But that doesn't always stop people.

Anyway, AB, sorry for hijacking a nameless NPC like that.

You can have it be anyone you like. Jeanette Ricewood, if she's still around, or really anyone that's convenient for you.

Basically, Tyranitar's block on his third evolution (this post of yours implies that pokemon are aware of the fact that they can evolve further, and they constantly force themselves not to.) was lifted due to him wanted to grow more powerful and help Pierce.

By the time he realized this, the process had already begun, even though he tried to stop it. That's the cause of the pain. You can have the NPC explain that to Pierce, along with an explanation about Xth-stage evolutions. Or maybe they need to keep Adamantitar to study him, if even Ricewood Masterworks doesn't know what Xth-stage pokemon that aren't Pokeweapons are.

And sorry for taking some artistic liberties (Tyranitar's pain).

I'll actually have to read the post, but I'm sure it's all right.

[Dracorion]

Images of Renny doing a naked Sailor Moon-like transformation are not what I need on top of Bard's drawing, AB!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Its not like I plan for these things. You guys just throw them at me.

I totally don't have a file full of these things pre-drawn.

[Menarker]

Fine, no Miracle if you think it'll really be that goofy/dorky.

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Images of Renny doing a naked Sailor Moon-like transformation are not what I need on top of Bard's drawing, AB!

I already brought up this line of thought back when AB demostrated that people other than Renny who pay the cost of Serene Blessing to protect someone have a naked angelic version of their being appear in the process of the technique. However, since it costs 35 rage to pay for a person and Renny has to pay 70 rage to activate it, he can never actually do that himself because it would add up to 105 rage... which is probably a bit of mercy for everyone who doesn't want to see a naked Renny. ^,^


EDIT: OH GOOD LORD! I thought that the pokemon trading card game might get referenced once as a gag or something, but an actual part of the plot?

[Geminex]

Allright, so maybe I'm in the airline lounge right now and don't have anything else to do and am as such replying again...
But that doesn't mean that I like any of you!

Ahem.
AB's stuff:
Yeah, I should probably be saying sorry as well. This isn't that important. It just... frustrated me. Particulary because I had placed quite a stake in it (Impact has gone from "POKEMON MUST DIEEEE" to "Pokemon don't matter too much, I want POWER", but I can find some other way to explain that.), and there didn't seem to be too much of a reason for it not to happen. But yeah, this is fine. I can manage, especially if Eldys and Sakuya do some corruptin' of their own.
Scythetip constructs sound fantastic. As does "the chosen one". When I've arrived in Germany, I'll PM you about that.

Also, when that comic about Renny getting the talk is done, the next one totally has to deal with Pierce's sexual exploits. Meaning alcohol, STDs (because come on, how does he not have any?) and probably Aster Loyd.

Also, I don't respect you.

Adamanitar's (henceforth known as "Adam") transformation was cool, though.
And Bard, I can totally top that. You can barely recognize the hawt butsecks that's going on.

Additionally, pick up additional "trophies" from various bosses. Fujiko can use them to help you out in the future when you're without your usual pool of powerful allies.

HEY CHARLOTTE ABOUT THAT TROPHY COLLECTION. THE ONE THAT'S JUST SITTING ON YOUR MANTLEPIECE AND NOT VANQUISHING MY FOES. YEAH, THAT ONE.

[Menarker]

Well, I made my post.

Hoping you guys don't puke (or pretend to) or laugh thinking the post was sappy. Pretty much think this is one of Renny's defining moments.

Although, you can call me a romantic sap. :3

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Also, when that comic about Renny getting the talk is done, the next one totally has to deal with Pierce's sexual exploits. Meaning alcohol, STDs (because come on, how does he not have any?) and probably Aster Loyd.

STDs don't exist in fantasy worlds.

Anyway, I hope you're not thinking this Chosen One business designates you as the main character. A) Pierce still fits the "Hero" role better, and B) like Sakuya says, everybody and their mothers is one, particularly evil sons of bitches like Burkmont and Faynoc. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Pierce is one. Hey AB, make it happen.