Pokemon Umbral Theatre 23: How Nostalgic...

[Astral Harmony]

Hell, Menarker's so good at remembering shit that he could easily beat Phoenix Wright even though he turned the game off for a week where lesser beings *raises hand* would usually forget the previous testimonies and thus have a bitch of a time catching up.

I could explain this with logic, but since it really has no bearing on anything right now, I'm not going to. So nyeh. If you really wanna know, have Renny ask Moera the next time he sees her.

And then be prepared as learning this will somehow force Moera to become Renny's fiancee and then she moves into the house with him in what would rapidly become the most bizarre harem comedy to have ever existed.

Narrator: "What happens when Renny decides to question the plotline and ends up with four beautiful ladies under one roof, vying for his affections?!"

Moera: "Shit just happens like that, okay?"
Whitney: "Renny is mine and everyone else will be brutally murdered."
Lola: "Where have all my dreams gone?!"
Milsha: "The dishes are really piling up..."
Renny: "Armored, you and I are going to have a talk."
Armored: "Just because everyone is now having fun at your expense..."

[Menarker]

... I don't need to know that badly. I'll be content enough knowing that there is a plausible explanation somewhere...

Do you want me to delete the part of Renny asking Mio to explain the parentage contradiction? Or you want to leave that there and just have Mio just shrug it off as not knowing what's going on?


Let's see... on top of Lola being the main target, Whitney is the other target for a love partner, AB suggested Moera as an unwanted harem member if I ask too many questions, Drac remarked that Elizabeth would try to corrupt Renny as well as "introduce him" to Leprihare, AB said that Fujiko has a taste for shota, and that's assuming that no one else appears or develops affection for Renny.

This has grown far larger than I expected...

[Astral Harmony]

Nah, I'll take care of it.

Don't fret so much about it. Moera's going to become really beautiful. And I don't mean in a "what a majestic creature" way.

[Dracorion]

You know AB, you still haven't answered the question about Melanie and Harliette and the as-of-yet unnamed third person and their relationship.

You opened up this can of worms and we're going to pursue it until someone's left crying in a fetal position.

[Menarker]

I imagine AB is waiting for us to get to the intermission so he can reveal it in canon. ^,^

[Astral Harmony]

Honestly, I'm just waiting for Dracorion now.

[Dracorion]

Ghkkkttt!

This thing is three posts in one, man.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Dracorion

You opened up this can of worms and we're going to pursue it until someone's left crying in a fetal position.

On a total side note, I read that pokeballs operate in a manner similar to this.

When trying to capture a pokemon, the pokeball attempts to trigger and exploit the pokemon's instinctive urge to protect themselves in a manner similar to a fetal position (since their form gets captured into a condensed and ball shaped form like the fetal form). The more a pokemon is weakened and affected by status condition, ideally the more likely the pokemon stops fighting back and just goes fetal trying to protect itself, where in it gets caught because it stops resisting. Of course, stronger pokemons are less likely to succumb to this instinct and will violently fight until they can't fight anymore.

^^

[Astral Harmony]

Oh...I always figured Pokemon were just converted into data. Which in its own way would make them Digimon, too.

Way to kill the magic, man.

[Dracorion]

I always figured you just beat the crap out of them to weaken their mental defenses, so that the pokeball could brainwash them into subservience.