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I don't recall the movie making it clear just how many people did or did not die at any point, so I didn't really see it as a happy fun time cuddles nobody getting killed by the big bad aliens moment, either. It was pretty much just your run of the mill family friendly superhero movie action sequence.
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Which is RIDICULOUSLY good considering it was a Full Scale Alien invasion with a ton of buildings being knocked down. Cap's plan and the Cops must have really done a good job.
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Okay, I AM probably just a jaded cynic who hates kids--but my point still stands!
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That's another thing about the audience for this movie though: is there really any point to bringing your annoying three-year-old kid to the movie? I had to put up with a kid reciting back every single damn thing that happened in the movie in an annoying high-pitched voice "Iron Man got hurt! He hit Thor! Thor mad, haha! Thor mad!" They aren't going to remember what the hell happened in the movie later in life, I can assure you. At least with ten year olds I could conceive of them actually enjoying it instead of getting irritable halfway through and playing with their parents cellphone during the final scenes, shining the damn light in my eyes as I tried to appreciate Tony's sacrifice. EDIT: Quote:
ANOTHER EDIT: Just as a further aside about these movies and your kids, parents of America: you all brought your kids to a movie where a dude literally gets stabbed through the chest and blood goes everywhere. This is fairly forgivable, as it is a fairly light-hearted, action-centered affair (except for whoever had that kid playing with the phone because dammit just take the phone off of them. I hate you). But you also all brought your kids to The Dark Knight (still understandable, it's Batman, you didn't know about the magic pencil trick), and, utterly inexplicably, Watchmen. We get it, parents of America: you don't actually give a fuck. But the last thing I needed to disrupt my enjoyment of Dr. Manhattan's flaccid penis flip-flopping everywhere was your steely, awkward silence in the face of your three year old blathering "Haha, he just blew that guy up and his guts went all over the ceiling! Haha, Rorschach mad! Cleaver go SMACK, right in head! Haha, his penis is blue! BLUE!"
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05-06-2012, 11:09 AM | #75 |
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In regards to Spider-Man not being in the movie?
Out of movie - Sony owns SM for a while In movie - He was off protecting New Yorkers from the aliens along with Daredevil and Elektra. Also, Cap is a guy from the 40s. He was familiar with a Tommy Gun which is shot at the hip. Also, he's firing full auto while the guy that's giving him hell is firing in short controlled bursts. Just goes to show how much detail they put into this movie to make him seem like a guy out of his time period. Last edited by Jagos; 05-06-2012 at 11:19 AM. |
05-06-2012, 03:20 PM | #76 |
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Banner's Hulk power has always been a little confusing. For instance, in the movie he talks about how he tried to shoot himself and spat the bullet out as the Hulk. In the comics, he got shot one time and turned into the Hulk, and couldn't turn back or else he would die. This happened concurrently with his being made self-aware/intelligent in Hulk form by the Leader. One comic later and they had retconned him to being stupid in Hulk form again, but he still had the bullet in him and was presumably "trapped" in Hulk form. I don't know if they ever settled this storyline arc or just forgot about it eventually, but it's certainly different with Movie Hulk that even after getting a bullet lodged in him as Banner it can be easily removed when in Hulk form.
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Well in the last Hulk film he also fell out of a plane and was still Banner when he hit the ground, so it seems movie Hulk essentially kicks in the instant any life threatening injury occurs to Banner, which then heals his human form whilst he's hulking out. Pretty much makes Bruce unkillable as he just self ressurects all the time.
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Also, aren't we just supposed to assume he has complete control of Hulk now, and only started to rampage because Loki's staff corrupted him from proximity? I mean, that still leaves the plot hole of why Loki thought his plan was foolproof when there seemed to be a few countermeasures designed to just eject the Hulk, but in future movies it should makes things simpler.
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