The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Cloud Strife]

Cloud - Modems suck. ¬_¬ says:
I'm talking with Nikose right now.
You are what I was, carressed by a dandelion says:
So am I. *shrugs*
Cloud - Modems suck. ¬_¬ says:
Heh.
You are what I was, carressed by a dandelion says:
He talks to me a lot though...
Cloud - Modems suck. ¬_¬ says:
*nods*  He just recently contacted me.
You are what I was, carressed by a dandelion says:
Oh noes! Is no one safe from the Nikose!!?? =O
Cloud - Modems suck. ¬_¬ says:
He is contacting us one at a time to take us all out!!! =O
You are what I was, carressed by a dandelion says:
Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! =O
Cloud - Modems suck. ¬_¬ says:
... To dinner and a movie. XD
You are what I was, carressed by a dandelion says:
*THUD!!!*
Cloud - Modems suck. ¬_¬ says:
 XD

It takes a lot to get me to go to bed... :B

Kuroude7: I'm off to bed, Thaum.  G'night, go well.
ArsThaumaturgis: Are you really going to bed this time, or is this another hoax? :P
Kuroude7: I"m going to bed this time. :P
Kuroude7: No, wait.
ArsThaumaturgis: *hand to face*
ArsThaumaturgis: >_<
Kuroude7: ... Yeah, I'm going to... go to bed. XP
Kuroude7: XD
ArsThaumaturgis: *rolls eyes*
ArsThaumaturgis: Well, then, goodnight, go well, and sleep well, Cloud - I'll catch you around ^_^
Kuroude7: You'll never catch me! Muaha!  *runs off*
Kuroude7: *... into a net*
Kuroude7: Well, shoot. :B
Kuroude7: Yeah, ANYway... >.>
Kuroude7: G'night... ^^;;
ArsThaumaturgis: >_<
ArsThaumaturgis: *pushes him to his bed*  Go :P
Kuroude7: Oof!  Heeeey... that was meeeeaan... :P
Kuroude7: XD
ArsThaumaturgis: *chuckles*  Well, I am evil :P
Kuroude7: I am so sleep-stoned...
ArsThaumaturgis: Heh, so you are :P
ArsThaumaturgis: Now go, to sweet dreams of a new day (or night, given your bed-time) ahead! ^_^
Kuroude7: Thanks. ^^
Kuroude7: G'night.
Kuroude7: Seriously.  I'm going this time.
Kuroude7: I'm not going to hang around this time, no sir.  Not me.
Kuroude7: <_< >_> <_<
ArsThaumaturgis: *casts Sleep on Cloud and haas done with it* :P
Kuroude7: *has a ribbon equipped*  Immune to all status effects. :B
ArsThaumaturgis: *hits Cloud over the head with Cat's hammer*  Not that one, I'm sure :P
Kuroude7: X_x
ArsThaumaturgis: *picks up the now-unconscious Cloud, puts him in bed, and disconnects his computer from the 'net*

[QueenQeeko]

In reply to Cloud's second log, just up there ^

Cloud says:
All right, so I didn't go to bed yet. <.< But I'm about to. >.> Just had to post this first: http://www.nuklearforums.com/showth...d=1#post290481
Cloud says:
2nd part of it.
QueenQeeko says:
Bed. Now. Go.
Cloud says:
Yes'm. ^^

[CheshireThief]

I was mucking around on Gaia, when a random IM pops up. Right after the last line of this, I blocked the person.

FlAvOrFlAv830: Hello Are you there?
Here Lies Link: Yes.
FlAvOrFlAv830: hi i saw u on gaia and i was wondering if u could spare some gold because im new adn dont have anything and i wanna get stuff like urs! liek a awesome guitar and those slippers lol
Here Lies Link: Nahh.
Here Lies Link: I actually only have 768 gold.
Here Lies Link: There is a trick to getting gold fast on Gaia though.
Here Lies Link: You can hit 2 buttons and instantly get 5k.
FlAvOrFlAv830: what buttons
Here Lies Link: Hold alt and press the f4 button.
FlAvOrFlAv830: did u do it?
Here Lies Link: Yeah. I've done it before.
Here Lies Link: You can only do it a few times before the system catches you.
Here Lies Link: You'll know it does when your window suddenly closes.
Here Lies Link: That's when you know that they're watching your account from then on.
FlAvOrFlAv830: but does it shut down ur computer?
Here Lies Link: No. Just closes your browser.
FlAvOrFlAv830: well how many times can u do it in one day?
Here Lies Link: It depends. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
Here Lies Link: Just try it.
FlAvOrFlAv830: k i did?
Here Lies Link: And what happened?
FlAvOrFlAv830: websites closed
FlAvOrFlAv830: nothing happened tho
Here Lies Link: That means they know you tried it.
Here Lies Link: They're watching your account now and you'll get gold a lot more slowly.
Here Lies Link: And if anyone trades to you, you won't get the items or gold.
FlAvOrFlAv830: -.-
Here Lies Link: Sucks, doesn't it?
FlAvOrFlAv830: u new that was gonna happen ho lol
Here Lies Link: Sucks to be you.
Here Lies Link: I gotta go now.

[Bob The Mercenary]

The Godly Me: do you even have the logo that i made for you?
The Godly Me: why not use that?
The Godly Me: for something!?
BobtheMercenary: I will
The Godly Me: no you won't!
The Godly Me: *paranoid pointing*
BobtheMercenary: yes I will! *throws a tantrum*
The Godly Me: no you won't *eats a baby*
BobtheMercenary: yes I will! *skins a kitten*
The Godly Me: no you won't *skins the skinless kitten*
BobtheMercenary: yes I will! *decapitates the twice-skinned kitten*
The Godly Me: i doubt it *skins skinless headless kitten's heart*
BobtheMercenary: *looks at the mass of kitten* I told you we have to be less messy when we do this
The Godly Me: no we don't *skins another kitten and grins*
BobtheMercenary: *makes a coat out of the kitten skins to protect himself from kitten blood*
The Godly Me: *injects bob the mercenary with kitten blood*
BobtheMercenary: o_O
BobtheMercenary: *skins self*
The Godly Me: *drinks heartily*
BobtheMercenary: *dies*
The Godly Me: *dances*

[Krylo]

(22:41:05) BobtheMercenary: CelesJessa87CelesJessa87: It is my duty to remind otehrs of their ice cream
(22:41:24) CelesJessa87: heh
(22:42:23) BobtheMercenary: okay, so the site is down
(22:43:04) CelesJessa87: NPF?
(22:43:07) Austinexe: ah man celesjessa goes into a house with somebody wacking off WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU ASSHOLE YOU HAVE ICE CREAM!! YYOU NEED TO GET JO ASS IN THAT KITCHEN TO EAT THAT ICE CREAM, MAN
(22:43:18) Austinexe: thats what i would do if i was in that occupation

[Thaumaturge]

This is what happens when Chicago and I end up with no-one to talk to but each other...

ArsThaumaturgis: *SNIGGER*

Meister: "Chicago... yes. Typical. And by 'typical' I mean 'extraordinarily odd and I'm typing this from the floor.'"
clollieman: lol, yeah. I didn't know that was typical. ^^``
ArsThaumaturgis: *chuckles*  Well, each to their own, you know - it's not for us to judge (us especially, I'd say ^_^;;; )
clollieman: Heh. Ehhhh. :B
ArsThaumaturgis: *doesn't see new posts*

*pokes Chicago as a result*
clollieman: D:
clollieman: *pokified*
ArsThaumaturgis: <_<

>_>

*evil grin*
clollieman: o_O
ArsThaumaturgis: *casts his latest spell:  Thaumaturge's Giant Poker from the Sky - a combination of the Invisible Poker and Meteor, which creates an enormous poking hand above the target, and causes it to fall on said target from a great height*
ArsThaumaturgis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
clollieman: *blorp!*

    x
   \ X
ArsThaumaturgis: *SNIGGER*
ArsThaumaturgis: *laughs*
ArsThaumaturgis: I likes my new spell ^_^
clollieman: It cause many agony and killing! :D
clollieman: And kill language! :D
ArsThaumaturgis: I know - isn't it fun? ^_^
clollieman: Yesh. I speak good normal now. :3
ArsThaumaturgis: *chuckles*  fair enough ^_^
clollieman: <_<

>_>

*pokes you with a spoon*
ArsThaumaturgis: *turns the spoon into a viper*
clollieman: *pokes you with a viper* D:
ArsThaumaturgis: *gets bitten*

OW!!  That backfired... ^_^;;;
clollieman: Yeh. :B

*pokes you with spoon of healing and thinks nothing more of it*
ArsThaumaturgis: Thanks ^_^;
clollieman: Hehe
ArsThaumaturgis: *pause*

Aaaannd... I'm out of things to talk about.  You? ^_^;;;;
clollieman: Yesh, I too also at loss of conversationalism. O_o``
ArsThaumaturgis: *thinks*  Well, we could talk about the weather...
clollieman: Naw. All I've got on that is "The moon is very small and I don't know where it is in the sky! :D"
ArsThaumaturgis: o_0

Riiiiiiiight...

All right, then, how about...  uh... cats!  Yes, cats.  Very cute ^_^
clollieman: *snicker*
ArsThaumaturgis: *chuckles*

Well, you come up with some idea, then! :P
ArsThaumaturgis: *ideas*
ArsThaumaturgis: *glares at the letter 's'*
clollieman: :B
clollieman: *thinks*
clollieman: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
clollieman: Potatoes.
ArsThaumaturgis: ...

Um...

Potatoes?

Well, I'm willing to give it a shot if you are... ^_^;;;
clollieman: Eeehehe, yesh.

Demon potatoes.

With lazer guns.

From the moon. O_o
ArsThaumaturgis: AAAAAAHH!!

*runs around in circles, screaming in terror*
ArsThaumaturgis: *screeches to a halt*
ArsThaumaturgis: Hang on...
ArsThaumaturgis: *obliterates them all in one blast*

All done ^_^
clollieman: o_O
ArsThaumaturgis: ^_^
clollieman: Those poor demon moon potatoes. T-T
clollieman: *makes out with the remains*

*urk* They not very tasty. XP
ArsThaumaturgis: >_<
ArsThaumaturgis: No, I would imagine not :P
clollieman: :B
clollieman: :D
clollieman: Well, just be thankful that I haven't made out with you, again. Yet. :B
clollieman: *is very cruel and mean and such a kidder :D*
ArsThaumaturgis: *chuckles*   Good point. ^_^;;
ArsThaumaturgis: And you are :P
clollieman: :D

*pokes your nose* HONK. :B
ArsThaumaturgis: o_0

*pokes your nose*  KABOOM! :P
clollieman: O_o
clollieman: *explodes*
clollieman: *with organs*
ArsThaumaturgis: *snigger*
ArsThaumaturgis: *catches some of the organs for use in dark rituals*
clollieman: Aw, my organs. I mean--*splatter and incohierent blood noises*
ArsThaumaturgis: *SNIGGER*
ArsThaumaturgis: *thinks*  Well, you're one of the only two people around to talk to, so I suppose I should put you back together...

*fits the various organs into place nd gives Chicago a healing potion*
clollieman: *reforms*
clollieman: O_o
clollieman: -_-
clollieman: O_o
clollieman: Hi! o_O
ArsThaumaturgis: Hi ^_^

...

clollieman: ...Who the heck would have a stock of urine for sale? o_O
ArsThaumaturgis: *chuckles*  I have no idea.  Someone very thirsty? ^_^;
clollieman: ...


...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww. :B
ArsThaumaturgis: *SNIGGER*
ArsThaumaturgis: *laughs*
clollieman: That is one really weird person. :D
ArsThaumaturgis: Indeed ^_^;;

...

clollieman: Eee
clollieman: ^^`
clollieman: *enter key not shift key :-(*
ArsThaumaturgis: *SNIGGER*
ArsThaumaturgis: The Enter key striketh! ^_^
clollieman: I no like enter key. :{{{
ArsThaumaturgis: Er...  Well, it helps when sending messages :P
clollieman: :B
clollieman: Doesn't help when typing. :B
ArsThaumaturgis: Well, it does, when used in combinatio with the shift key :P
ArsThaumaturgis: *combination*
clollieman: lol
clollieman: Combinatio... Sounds latin!
ArsThaumaturgis: Yes...  and vaguely dirty, too... ^_^;;;
clollieman: "When used in combinatio with the shift key."

Wow. You're right. It sounds Sexy™!
ArsThaumaturgis: Well...  that depends on your preferences - I didn't know that you were into keyboard stuff, Chicago :P
clollieman: Mmm-mmm! Hot hand on key action! Hoo boy oh golly gee, it sounds sexy to me!
clollieman: :B
ArsThaumaturgis: Yeees... I would... :P
clollieman: You would sound sexy?
clollieman: You are sexy!
ArsThaumaturgis: GAH!

I meant you would >_<
ArsThaumaturgis: *glares at his traitorous hands*
clollieman: I would sound sexy!
ArsThaumaturgis: You would think it was sexy :P
clollieman: I MAKEZ OUT WITH YOU NOWZ0RZ :D

*makes out with thaum nowz0rz :D*
ArsThaumaturgis: GAAAAH!!!
ArsThaumaturgis: *panics and meteors Chicago*
clollieman: NOOOOOOO I DOOMED NOW :D


I MEAN D:
ArsThaumaturgis: *snigger*
ArsThaumaturgis: You know, you're one of the few people who can't take a meteor in their stride - Dante eats them, DB is powerful enough to deal with them, Krylo is immortal, etc...
clollieman: I'm the only bastard that doesn't think to godmod my way out of 'em, eh? :B
clollieman: *just called himself a bastard :D*
ArsThaumaturgis: *chuckles*  Exactly ^_^
ArsThaumaturgis: Indeed ^_^
clollieman: :D
clollieman: Wait. :|
clollieman: :B
ArsThaumaturgis: *snigger*
ArsThaumaturgis: You know, we could own the Wing Wong thread with this conversation alone ^_^
clollieman: Totally. ^^
clollieman: Should we?
ArsThaumaturgis: Why not? ^_^
ArsThaumaturgis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

And soon, we shall RULE THE WING WONG THREAD!
clollieman: Hooray!

*plans to turn everyone into a sex slave* >:3
ArsThaumaturgis: *blink*  *blink*

*edges away from Chicago and activates several protective amulets*
clollieman: Aw. :{

*scratches off "Hooded variety" from The List™*
ArsThaumaturgis: *SNIGGER*

[Bob The Mercenary]

*bows before Thaumaturge and Chicago* What is thy bidding, my masters?

[Thaumaturge]

Originally Posted by Bob the Mercenary

*bows before Thaumaturge and Chicago* What is thy bidding, my masters?

You must post much in this thread, so that it shall be a sacrifice to us, your masters!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[CelesJessa]

This makes me giggle. (it's sad when you make yourself giggle)

CelesJessa87: oh yeah, I think I almost remember you saying something about that
Kuroude7: Perhaps in the chat room a while back.
CelesJessa87: perhaps
CelesJessa87: OR I'm just psychic
Kuroude7: :o
Kuroude7: :P
CelesJessa87: *twilight zone music plays*
Kuroude7: Heehee.
CelesJessa87: *twilight zone music cuts off abruptly and is replaced with techno* What the? Someone taped over my recording...

[Nikose Tyris]

today is tomorrows yesterday says:
anywho other then u hateing me because i get to see batman before everyone else and possibly getting fitred because of soemone else whats new
Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
nothin. I am trying to find a good sprite for you, so we can have an epic sprite battle.
today is tomorrows yesterday says:
that would be fun especially since Danath has hp and AC up the wazoo because of his epicness
Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
LOL
Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
I can still win
today is tomorrows yesterday says:
um how is nikose supposed to win if he cant touch Danath
today is tomorrows yesterday says:

Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
Can Danath touch Nikose? can you make sprite comics? I will be the one making it... also, you have cool spell effects
today is tomorrows yesterday says:
Danath be cool in general
today is tomorrows yesterday says:
cha being up the wazoo as well
Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
LOL
today is tomorrows yesterday says:
Danaths big toe is prettyer then nikose
Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*draws a sword* take that back, bitch
today is tomorrows yesterday says:
*counterspells the drawign of the sword*
Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
but... you... but... clouds... *explodes*
today is tomorrows yesterday says:
Danath wins again
Dahling Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
LOL


this should be stickied... I had to scroll down pretty far to find it.