The End Bar 3: a klutz-up in the kitchen? - Page 8

Overcast · 05-09-2005, 08:17 PM

Suddenly the two children of Nikose gain a sudden intrest in the small winged mans wings pulling at them and taking a few feathers as well to test out some realness, "OW! That really hurt you know!" they suddenly gained a very evil smile on thier faces as they both grabbed onto a wing and began to pull, "OW! OW! OW! Some one get them off me! HELP!" He began running around in circles as the children continued to pull harder.

Nikose Tyris · 05-09-2005, 08:28 PM

((warning for you. MY kids, MY characters. You don't touch.))

Overcast · 05-09-2005, 08:31 PM

((major sorry for you don't expect interrupt again))

Nikose Tyris · 05-09-2005, 08:43 PM

((*sighs* We may as well finish it... they were not doing much anyway. I will make them go back to eating, let's play.))

Nikoli and Nikita suddenly lost interest in the bird man, and went back to eating their breakfast, occasionally flinging food at each other. Jagged Gnawed on a hunk of chicken, his favorite food, that jaryd had passed to him.

Ryu Kurai · 05-09-2005, 09:15 PM

Kard groaned some more, nearly slumping out of the barstool had Beil not kept him propped up. "Oh, geez... I guess this is where the coin stops, Beil. I'm going to die from a stomach ache, or maybe make my innards outards... Whatever case, I want you to bury me someplace nice, where there will always be a party of some sort..." Beil looked around frantically, quickly levitating a bottle of gin, an eggshell, and a bit of nutmeg to his location. The two edible bits went into the concoction, and then the whole thing got mixed in a shotglass and the eggshell removed. Beil lifted the liquid out of the glass in a crude sphere, and sent it down Kard's throat. Kard coughed softly. Then his head lifted up slowly. "Wait, I know this... This is the cure for stomach aches that you perfected yourself, right?" Beil nodded, sending the eggshell into a trashbin in the kitchen. "Oogh, you know I hate the taste of raw eggs, I can't stand it... Gin is another story, and nutmeg?!" Kard riumphantly rose, putting a boot sternly onto the bar. "This drink is horrible enough to kill towns, cities, and possibly a lich or two! The merest thought of this drink still being viable throughout creation while I'm living overrides any nausea that could keep me from my goal! No way in hell is that gonna be served in anyplace even remotely known as a bar!" He stomped his foot for emphasis. "Kard is back, and nothing miniscule like consuming twice the ammount of liquids my body holds is going to stop me from becoming the greatest bargoer in history!" He raised a fist, then a sickened look crossed his face. "Erm, do any of you people known where the bathrooms are? I just realised that I've consumed twice the ammount of liquids my body has the capacity of holding and I think I'm about to burst."

Fuzzydoom · 05-09-2005, 09:32 PM

Eversor grabs his foot and tosses him off the bar, then points slently through a swinging door to the left.

OmniShadow · 05-10-2005, 05:08 AM

"Ungh... What happened?" Naharu mumbled as he slowly went up from the chair after waking up. 'Damn... that was the weirdest nap I have ever had... and the heaviest.' He thought as he went to the bar desk again. "Um.. Did I ask you a question before or was I just dreaming?" He asked Eversor, looking a bit confused.

Fuzzydoom · 05-11-2005, 04:25 PM

"Nope," Eversor says quite smply, seeing the younger man is confused and disoriented.

Nikose Tyris · 05-11-2005, 04:31 PM

Nikose laughed quietly to himself at all of their antics. a happy bunch they were, as were his kids.

Nikoli: "I challenge you to a fight!" he declared to Kaze suddenly.
Nikita: "I gonna help!" She pipped in.
Nikos: *laughter* "guess we get to see if my twins can beat you now, Kaze. you up to it?"

Red Mage Black · 05-11-2005, 05:23 PM

Kaze looked down at the both of them. "Are you kids sure? I mean, its not like fighting is the answer to everything, or even a game." He pulled out his money and looked towards the bar,"I need an omelett with cheese and ham, hold the peppers, and a quart sized cup of Ale." He gave a look at Nikose, "I can't fight your kids man...c'mon they're little."

05-09-2005, 08:17 PM	#71
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	Suddenly the two children of Nikose gain a sudden intrest in the small winged mans wings pulling at them and taking a few feathers as well to test out some realness, "OW! That really hurt you know!" they suddenly gained a very evil smile on thier faces as they both grabbed onto a wing and began to pull, "OW! OW! OW! Some one get them off me! HELP!" He began running around in circles as the children continued to pull harder. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!

05-09-2005, 08:31 PM	#73
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	((major sorry for you don't expect interrupt again)) __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!

05-09-2005, 09:15 PM	#75
Ryu Kurai OBJEC- Mmm, this is good coffee. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The hell of an offline social life. Posts: 787	Kard groaned some more, nearly slumping out of the barstool had Beil not kept him propped up. "Oh, geez... I guess this is where the coin stops, Beil. I'm going to die from a stomach ache, or maybe make my innards outards... Whatever case, I want you to bury me someplace nice, where there will always be a party of some sort..." Beil looked around frantically, quickly levitating a bottle of gin, an eggshell, and a bit of nutmeg to his location. The two edible bits went into the concoction, and then the whole thing got mixed in a shotglass and the eggshell removed. Beil lifted the liquid out of the glass in a crude sphere, and sent it down Kard's throat. Kard coughed softly. Then his head lifted up slowly. "Wait, I know this... This is the cure for stomach aches that you perfected yourself, right?" Beil nodded, sending the eggshell into a trashbin in the kitchen. "Oogh, you know I hate the taste of raw eggs, I can't stand it... Gin is another story, and nutmeg?!" Kard riumphantly rose, putting a boot sternly onto the bar. "This drink is horrible enough to kill towns, cities, and possibly a lich or two! The merest thought of this drink still being viable throughout creation while I'm living overrides any nausea that could keep me from my goal! No way in hell is that gonna be served in anyplace even remotely known as a bar!" He stomped his foot for emphasis. "Kard is back, and nothing miniscule like consuming twice the ammount of liquids my body holds is going to stop me from becoming the greatest bargoer in history!" He raised a fist, then a sickened look crossed his face. "Erm, do any of you people known where the bathrooms are? I just realised that I've consumed twice the ammount of liquids my body has the capacity of holding and I think I'm about to burst." __________________ It's like I'm really on TV!

05-09-2005, 09:32 PM	#76
Fuzzydoom lvl 6 shmuck Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 619	Eversor grabs his foot and tosses him off the bar, then points slently through a swinging door to the left. __________________ I think all the funny in my fingertips dried up a while ago. I leveled up!

05-11-2005, 04:25 PM	#78
Fuzzydoom lvl 6 shmuck Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 619	"Nope," Eversor says quite smply, seeing the younger man is confused and disoriented. __________________ I think all the funny in my fingertips dried up a while ago. I leveled up!

05-10-2005, 05:08 AM	#77
OmniShadow Some guy. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,118	"Ungh... What happened?" Naharu mumbled as he slowly went up from the chair after waking up. 'Damn... that was the weirdest nap I have ever had... and the heaviest.' He thought as he went to the bar desk again. "Um.. Did I ask you a question before or was I just dreaming?" He asked Eversor, looking a bit confused.

05-11-2005, 05:23 PM	#80
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Kaze looked down at the both of them. "Are you kids sure? I mean, its not like fighting is the answer to everything, or even a game." He pulled out his money and looked towards the bar,"I need an omelett with cheese and ham, hold the peppers, and a quart sized cup of Ale." He gave a look at Nikose, "I can't fight your kids man...c'mon they're little."