Who Knew? - Page 80

Ugainius · 05-22-2007, 12:11 PM

You are asleep:

You just can't wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doppler12 · 05-22-2007, 12:59 PM

you love us too much. (by us, i mean NPF)

POS Industries · 05-22-2007, 01:29 PM

Because you can't rest until you've finished scribbling your "Unified Theory of The Government-Controlled Alien Vampire Cheesecake Conspiracy" all over every wall of your bedroom.

***Fenris*** · 05-22-2007, 04:10 PM

You're not doing it right.

Long-Haired Narcissist · 05-22-2007, 04:28 PM

Because when you need to sleep, you're usually out practicing S&M with a gimp named Bubba Jo.

Red Fighter 1073 · 05-22-2007, 04:38 PM

Because of the monkey in your closet.

Flarecobra · 05-22-2007, 05:10 PM

The Penguins. That's why.

Preturbed · 05-22-2007, 05:18 PM

The F5 button taunts you late at night, and you continue refreshing at NPF until 4 in the morning.

Nikose Tyris · 05-22-2007, 06:14 PM

Masturbation.

Ex. 68471 · 05-22-2007, 07:00 PM

You're too busy admiring yourself in the mirror.
What? I don't have a problem!

05-22-2007, 12:59 PM	#792
Doppler12 Halloween is awesome Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: West Milton, Ohio aka farmville Posts: 233	you love us too much. (by us, i mean NPF) __________________ Try Out my Beta Portal Map Pack

05-22-2007, 01:29 PM	#793
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Because you can't rest until you've finished scribbling your "Unified Theory of The Government-Controlled Alien Vampire Cheesecake Conspiracy" all over every wall of your bedroom. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

05-22-2007, 04:10 PM	#794
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	You're not doing it right. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

05-22-2007, 04:38 PM	#796
Red Fighter 1073 Rocky Wrench Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,351	Because of the monkey in your closet. __________________ My Sprite Sheet/Mafia Roles

05-22-2007, 05:10 PM	#797
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	The Penguins. That's why. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

05-22-2007, 05:18 PM	#798
Preturbed betrayal! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,092	The F5 button taunts you late at night, and you continue refreshing at NPF until 4 in the morning. __________________ sudden but inevitable

05-22-2007, 07:00 PM	#800
Ex. 68471 Nice going, numbnuts! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Look out your window. Posts: 282	You're too busy admiring yourself in the mirror. What? I don't have a problem! __________________ Experiments 68469, 68470, and 68472 were perfect successes. I am Experiment 68471, the catastrophic failure. "Hi, we're America! We built monster trucks for fun! We developed top-fuel dragsters that go from 0 to 330 miles per hour in 5 seconds 'cause, well, we were bored! Piss us off, and see what we build!"