The Wing Wong strikes back!

[PyrosNine]

Some random person decided to IM me, (though it may have been one of you), and walked into a world of pure madness they were wholly unsuspecting. I may have overdone it. This is a warning, an example, for all those who dare IM me and expect a pleasant, civilized conversation.
I also think it's funny.

[22:25] Rariko: excuse me, mister, can you help me with something?
[22:25] *** Auto-response sent to Rariko: SPOOMEOW! PYRAS NAT HEYERe!
[22:25] Rariko: ...
[22:25] Rariko: how are you..not here?
[22:25] Rariko: and wait, ARE you a mister?
[22:25] PyrosNine: Sometimes!
[22:25] Rariko: hi!
[22:25] PyrosNine: SPORKS!
[22:26] Rariko: can I have a conversation? pwwweeeeeeease?
[22:26] PyrosNine: Wrrryyy?
[22:26] PyrosNine: My insanity is lethal in even teh smallest doses?
[22:26] Rariko: caaaaause, I randomly message people dumb enough to put their aims on forums
[22:26] PyrosNine: I'd do that, but then I'd have to talk to people.
[22:26] PyrosNine: Or text to people.
[22:26] PyrosNine: Or send messages.
[22:26] PyrosNine: VOICE IN WORDS!
[22:26] Rariko: i do this alot
[22:27] Rariko: its funny.
[22:27] Rariko: especially people who go along
[22:27] PyrosNine: Clearly.
[22:27] Rariko: and not threaten to block
[22:27] PyrosNine: I just tend to annoy any arrogant fools who dare distrub my piece.
[22:27] PyrosNine: Or drive them insane with tasteless clothes.
[22:27] Rariko: hey, I disturn peaces!
[22:27] Rariko: disturb, even!
[22:27] Rariko: I disturn and disturb both!
[22:27] Rariko: both peaces with both actions!
[22:27] PyrosNine: That word is both interesting and likeable. I shall add it to my vocab.
[22:28] PyrosNine: Or set it on fire.
[22:28] PyrosNine: FEAR THE DISTURN!
[22:28] Rariko: thats amazing, mister pyro!
[22:28] PyrosNine: Heh. Mister Pyro is my father.
[22:28] Rariko: father? that reminds me...
[22:28] Rariko: Hello. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
[22:28] PyrosNine: But you're not inigo montoya.
[22:28] Rariko: am I not, Pyro?
[22:28] Rariko: AM I NOT?
[22:28] PyrosNine: No. You're Rariko.
[22:29] Rariko: Inigo Montoya is my alter ego.
[22:29] Rariko: Or rather, I am his alter ego
[22:29] PyrosNine: Which, from my poor knowledge of Japanese, means little flower archive.
[22:29] Rariko: wait, seriously?
[22:29] Rariko: I just bashed my keyboard
[22:29] Rariko: and picked out a few letters
[22:29] PyrosNine: It's a pun on the .rar keyboard!
[22:29] Rariko: into something pronouncable
[22:29] PyrosNine: ARCHIVE!
[22:29] Rariko: so
[22:30] PyrosNine: I'm an alter ego as well.
[22:30] Rariko: how'd you get YOUR name?
[22:30] PyrosNine: It's the name I was born with.
[22:30] PyrosNine: DUH!
[22:30] Rariko: really?
[22:30] PyrosNine: Right after PyrosEight and HielosTEN!
[22:30] PyrosNine: Hielos is a black sheep, yaknow.
[22:30] Rariko: whose..Pyros?
[22:30] Rariko: and Hielos?
[22:30] Rariko: is that..some kind of game?
[22:31] PyrosNine: it's an assistant breathing tool, a term for Wind, and quite possibly ice.
[22:31] PyrosNine: Depends on your latin.
[22:31] Rariko: that is AMAZING
[22:32] Rariko: noone ever gives that much thought to their name!
[22:32] PyrosNine: I know? Isn't it? It's like that light in your refridgerator!
[22:32] Rariko: ..
[22:32] Rariko: i crushed the lights in my fridgerator
[22:32] Rariko: and..then..
[22:32] PyrosNine: YOU FIEND!
[22:32] Rariko: i blended them.
[22:32] Rariko: and..it was too hard to drink
[22:32] Rariko: i fed it to my dog
[22:32] PyrosNine: I SHALL FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU WITH ORANGEs!
[22:32] Rariko: it died..
[22:32] PyrosNine: YAY!
[22:32] Rariko: luckily
[22:32] Rariko: it was an evil dog
[22:33] Rariko: and I slain a great evil force in the world
[22:33] Rariko: GO ME
[22:33] PyrosNine: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
[22:33] PyrosNine: GO FOR IT, DOMO!
[22:33] Rariko: so
[22:33] Rariko: why red font?
[22:33] PyrosNine: Did you know, that you can unlock your car doors with a keyless lock over a cell phone?
[22:33] Rariko: wait, what?
[22:33] PyrosNine: Why the red font? It has always been red.
[22:33] Rariko: well
[22:33] Rariko: why has it always been red?
[22:34] PyrosNine: Because black don't exist, fool!
[22:34] Rariko: ...yes it does
[22:34] PyrosNine: I swear to you, it is an illusion!
[22:34] Rariko: ..see...
[22:34] PyrosNine: Only DARK BLUE!
[22:34] PyrosNine:  True black is the absence of white!
[22:34] PyrosNine: So in reality, what you call BLACk, is merely DARK WHITE!
[22:34] Rariko: I assume this isn't white, either?
[22:34] PyrosNine: DARK BLUE!
[22:35] PyrosNine: Especially on a RGB display.
[22:35] PyrosNine: Which an only make colors from mixing 3 colors.
[22:35] PyrosNine: So it has to be BLUE!
[22:35] Rariko: in my defense, I say:
[22:35] Rariko: your face
[22:35] PyrosNine: My face is cute!
[22:35] Rariko: no, it isn't
[22:35] PyrosNine: IT EATS YOU RDEFENSE!
[22:35] Rariko: its all an illusion
[22:35] PyrosNine: LIKE A DEFENSE, EATING, THING!
[22:36] PyrosNine: YOUR DEFENSE IS WEAK, and NEEDS TO BE PAINTED!
[22:36] Rariko: your caps lock is on alot
[22:36] PyrosNine: Nope, I'm actually hitting the shift key.
[22:36] Rariko: AH
[22:36] Rariko: THAT IS...
[22:36] Rariko: FASCINATING.
[22:36] PyrosNine: THE CAPS KEY IS FOR WEAKLINGS!
[22:36] Rariko: I get it, now
[22:36] Rariko: I get it!
[22:36] Rariko: PyrosNine is like IceNine!
[22:37] PyrosNine: Nope.
[22:37] Rariko: except..
[22:37] Rariko: ...
[22:37] Rariko: SCREW YOU
[22:37] PyrosNine: I don't freeze up worlds.
[22:37] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[22:37] PyrosNine: Huh.
[22:37] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[Fenris]

Pyros:

Session Start (npfenris:Rariko): Mon Nov 19 21:09:26 2007
[21:09] Rariko: whore
[22:00] NPFenris: Do I know you?
[22:00] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
Session Close (Rariko): Mon Nov 19 22:23:31 2007


Session Start (npfenris:Rariko): Fri Nov 23 22:02:27 2007
[22:02] Rariko: whore
[22:02] *** "Rariko" signed off at Fri Nov 23 22:02:38 2007.
[22:02] NPFenris: You called me a whore while I was offline one day, but I'm afraid I don't know you.
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[22:02] NPFenris: You're a fucker.
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[22:02] NPFenris: FUCKER
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
Session Close (Rariko): Fri Nov 23 22:03:01 2007

Dude's blocked and deleted from my list now.

[PyrosNine]

A great man once said, we are as we do, and we are what we say.

So Nariko must be a whore fucking douchebag. Or some mix of those words. Oh well.

[Zilla]

Haven't you ever wanted to do this?

[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: can I talk to me?
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: can I talk to me?
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: sweet!
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: sweet!
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: ping?
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: ping?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: you're supposed to say pong!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: you're supposed to say pong!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: no
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: no
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: why do we always get into arguements?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: why do we always get into arguements?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I don't know
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I don't know
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I love you
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I love you
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yay!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yay!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: we are happy!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: we are happy!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: are you happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: are you happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yes
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yes
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: is it contingent on you being happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: is it contingent on you being happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: *shrug*
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: *shrug*

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (10:55:11 PM): http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/eu....ap/index.html
AXOren123 (10:55:14 PM): they are organizing!
loyal2nes (10:55:47 PM): Wow.
Auto response from AXOren123 (10:55:48 PM): I'm currently idle and/or dead.

loyal2nes (10:56:00 PM): As it's not the former, it must be the latter.
loyal2nes (10:56:03 PM): You will be missed.
AXOren123 (10:56:15 PM): Shhh...
AXOren123 (10:56:22 PM): Its not the red wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:27 PM): Its not the blue wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:33 PM): Its not the green wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:40 PM): There is a white wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:43 PM): what wire is it?
loyal2nes (10:57:13 PM): The white wire is a white wire.
loyal2nes (10:57:20 PM): Well, not exactly.
AXOren123 (10:57:27 PM): The bomb is off
AXOren123 (10:57:31 PM):
I wouldn't cut any.
loyal2nes (10:57:40 PM): A wire made out of whichever material they make wires out of, covered with white.
AXOren123 (10:57:50 PM): The bomb is off
AXOren123 (10:57:54 PM): The bomb is off
AXOren123 (10:58:17 PM): They one time your theory of "whatever's left" won't work
loyal2nes (10:58:39 PM): If the bomb is off then I fail to see the problem
AXOren123 (10:58:57 PM): I asked what wire would you cut
loyal2nes (10:59:13 PM): And I said the white wire is a white wire.
AXOren123 (10:59:23 PM): will you cut it
loyal2nes (10:59:37 PM): Well if the bomb is off, and I'm no electrician, why would I?
AXOren123 (10:59:47 PM): ...
AXOren123 (10:59:50 PM): I told you too
AXOren123 (10:59:52 PM): ...
AXOren123 (11:00:00 PM): ORGANIZING!
loyal2nes (11:00:08 PM): GODDAMN THOSE JELLYFISH!

[mauve]

I enjoy messing with peoples' paranoia.


RickZarber: Heheh
Ugh. Well, as much as I wanna keep talking, my body is starting to shut down on me. I gots to get me some shut-eye.

me: Alrighty. See you later. By the way.. the cake is not a lie.

RickZarber: I KNEW IT!
Unless.... you're lying to me? You wouldn't lie to me, would you Mauve? /insert paranoid delusions here

me: Of course not, Rick. Of course not.
DUN DUN DUNNN!

RickZarber: O.O
Well, that was certainly conductive to curing my insomnia... XP

me: Pleasant dreams.

RickZarber: .
..
...
O.O

[ RickZarber is offline. ]

[Mr.Bookworm]

Bookworm: No, seriously.
Bookworm: Are you a Truenamer?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Binder?
The Kneumatic Pnight: You should be.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Totally.
Bookworm: No.
Bookworm: I like the concept of truenaming, but the mechanics suck.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: They do.
The Kneumatic Pnight: I noticed someone try to fix them somewhere.
Bookworm: Shadowmage?
Bookworm: Duskblade?
Bookworm: Knight?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Fighter?
Bookworm: Warmage?
Bookworm: Warblade?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Swordsage?
Bookworm: Crusader?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No!
Bookworm: Wizard?
Bookworm: Sorcerer?
Bookworm: Druid?
Bookworm: Ranger?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Paladin?
The Kneumatic Pnight: Ye- no.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Eww, no.
Bookworm: Commoner?
Bookworm: Expert/
Bookworm: Warrior?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Mnok?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Rogue?
The Kneumatic Pnight: And also, that's just mean.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Barbarian?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Sorcerer?
Bookworm: Bard?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: You said that already.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Beguiler?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Hexblade?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Dragon Shaman?
Bookworm: Dragonfire Adept?
Bookworm: Warlock?
Bookworm: Marshal?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Ninja?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Samurai?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Scout?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Spellthief?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Swashbuckler?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Archivist?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Dread Necromancer?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Favored Soul?
Bookworm: Factotum?
Bookworm: Artificer?
The Kneumatic Pnight: I never realized there were so many base classes until I was asked them one by one.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Shugenja?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Wu Jen?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Psion?
Bookworm: Psionic Warrior?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Soulblade?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Wilder?
Bookworm: Lurk?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Erudite?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Divine Mind?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Ardent?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Totemist?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Soulborn?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Sohei?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Cleric?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Spirit Shaman?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Incarnate?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Asshole?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Mystic?
Bookworm: Noble?
The Kneumatic Pnight: But I should warn you, I did lie at least once.
Bookworm: ...
The Kneumatic Pnight: Goodnight.
Bookworm: WHAT ARE YOU!?
Bookworm: Goodnight.
The Kneumatic Pnight: I'm the Todd!

---

You could pretty much cut out a lot of that list and get every single current base class in D&D. KP'S A JERK!

[delusional_chik]

I'm mjrndelusional [obviously]

[22:45] XTwilightVampire: .......soooooooooooooooooooo
[22:47] MjrnDelusional: mrr?
[22:47] XTwilightVampire: mrrrrrrrr
[22:47] MjrnDelusional: mr mr mrrrr
[22:48] XTwilightVampire: mooooooooooo
[22:48] MjrnDelusional: we're like vibrating cellphones!!

[Thadius]

I am Rathier0, and Rick is RickZarber, obviously.

RickZarber: Well man, I gotta scram
RickZarber: Sleep to be sleeping, ya know?
Rathier0: What? Mr. Insomniac going to bed afore midnight?
RickZarber: It's 1:30 here
Rathier0: What parallel world am I living in?
RickZarber: A world of the past, my friend!
Rathier0: Humph.
Rathier0: Wait, if I live in the past, that means you live in the future...
Rathier0: Can you fast-forward to chrismas day and tell me how I do with my girlfriend?
RickZarber: Dangit man, I'm only an hour in the future
RickZarber: That just means I'll know an hour before you.
Rathier0: Two, actually.
RickZarber: two then
Rathier0: Well, go to sleep, you future-dweller, you.
RickZarber: Will do
RickZarber: Ta
Rathier0: In the meantime, I'll stab past you and see if that affects you.
RickZarber: ....................
RickZarber: O.O
RickZaber has logged out.

[Doc ock rokc]

this thread is to immortalize the funny, thought provoking or just plain crazy yapplet discussions
warning the first one has some religous talk if you get offended remeber we will burn for it.

we were talking about religoust stuff when this came up and we thought it was funny

Khael!: who knows? I could be an NPC in the greates MMO EVER
Khael!: and not WoW
doc ock rokc: dang u beat me to that line
Khael!: hehe
Khael!: my ninja powers
doc ock rokc: but who would the players be?
Khael!: Ghandi?
Khael!: Big legendary people?
doc ock rokc: to riligous
Khael!: Adam and Eve were the beta testers?
doc ock rokc: maybe we are a nearly shut down mmo
Khael!: I am soo getting burned for this...
Khael!: Earth: the Big Empty Forum
doc ock rokc: god has a since of humer
Khael!: We're that privare server that didn't get enough popularity!!
Khael!: *private
Khael!: Jesus was a mod.
doc ock rokc: LOL
Khael!: he left b/c all his guild were full of noobs
Khael!: 12-man raiding group
Khael!: XD
doc ock rokc: no he got baned
Khael!: Aw, damn.
Khael!: No, he respawned three days later
Khael!: I thought he left...
Khael!: hmm.
doc ock rokc: he hacked back in
Khael!: NICE!
doc ock rokc: then saw the mod and quit
* Khael! rolls around laughing. Heehee!
doc ock rokc: the spartans where the fighters
Khael!: Greek philosophers =mages
doc ock rokc: it all makes since now
Khael!: The Aboriginals had the whole shaman scene covered
Khael!: Wow man, this is freaky
doc ock rokc: and funny
Khael!: agreed!
Khael!: What were the Russians?
doc ock rokc: ice war lords?
Khael!: hmm.
Khael!: YES
Khael!: All those monks in Asia and everywhere
doc ock rokc: are monks
Khael!: XP yes.
doc ock rokc: and the game went FPS when guns where created
Khael!: oh god, and RTS with the expansions of armies and long-range missiles
Khael!: and TANKS!
doc ock rokc: and the nuke was a mod
Khael!: Yeah, they got rid of magic back in like second edition, titled "Renaissance"
doc ock rokc: and replaced it with chemistry
Khael!: Yeah: New profession! Science!
doc ock rokc: oh god we need to put this in the forum its to funny to leave out
Khael!: where?
doc ock rokc: ...point

and thus the thread was made and my head was put on the line to see if it would be ok here
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