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Unread 04-20-2008, 08:27 PM   #831
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Near the beginning of Advent Children, he gets shot in the face, shattering his sunglasses.
Hell there were enemies in FF7 with guns, they do like 20hp worth of damage when your guys are still pretty low-level.

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I mean, looking at the Anime, in the end he is crucified, cut apart, impaled by six or more stone spikes bigger around than my leg, and then kills a creature who supposedly has enough power to destroy the planet... and he doesn't even bother devil triggering. Looking at all the canon on both sides, Dante's the superior straight up fighter. Cloud could put up a good fight, but there's really very little he could do to actually leave a lasting impression on Dante.
My thing with this is Dante never seems to have these abilities in-game where I get murdered by like, seven mooks with scythes. I don't usually go in for this sort of thing but I guess I would say cutscene/anime Dante would probably kill Cloud, but gameplay Dante I think would die like pretty much any non-RPG video game character against an RPG video game character.
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Unread 04-20-2008, 08:48 PM   #832
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Unread 04-20-2008, 09:38 PM   #833
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EDIT: About Phoenix+Final Attack. Phoenix is a summon materia and can only be used 5 times per battle.
My Mastered Phoenix Materia + Final attack never stopped for me. Extensive experience fighting Emerald Weapon.

*shrug* Final attack + life.
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Unread 04-20-2008, 11:28 PM   #834
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My thing with this is Dante never seems to have these abilities in-game where I get murdered by like, seven mooks with scythes. I don't usually go in for this sort of thing but I guess I would say cutscene/anime Dante would probably kill Cloud, but gameplay Dante I think would die like pretty much any non-RPG video game character against an RPG video game character.
The thing about saying things like this is that Cloud can get his ass killed by Muggers and shit pretty easily near the beginning. He gets shot for 20hp, and then punched in the face by some random mugger mook for like 100.

...And if you're dying to seven mooks with scythes near the end of any random DMC game, you just need to learn to play better.
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Unread 04-20-2008, 11:57 PM   #835
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I just enjoy the fact that 7 mooks have the attack power to kill him endgame!
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Unread 04-21-2008, 12:33 AM   #836
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The thing about saying things like this is that Cloud can get his ass killed by Muggers and shit pretty easily near the beginning. He gets shot for 20hp, and then punched in the face by some random mugger mook for like 100.
I mean I'm just saying, show me at any point in the course of DMC gameplay where Dante does anything like getting crucified, cut apart and impaled and doesn't like, lose a life or get a game-over. Most of the stuff Cloud does in a cutscene has some kind of plausible game-engine analogue but the 'get impaled/disemboweld/dismembered endlessly and not die' is something cutscene Dante does that in-game Dante doesn't. Or I mean, maybe he does? I mean I never beat DMC3 so I guess there could be a point in the course of gameplay where a monster cuts Dante in half or whatever and he takes no damage from the event.
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Unread 04-21-2008, 12:37 AM   #837
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I just enjoy the fact that 7 mooks have the attack power to kill him endgame!
DMCs mooks are probably equivalent to end dungeon random encounters, as that Dante doesn't rise in power as much from start to finish as Cloud does. He pretty much starts out kicking ass and taking names to a ridiculous degree.

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I mean I'm just saying, show me at any point in the course of DMC gameplay where Dante does anything like getting crucified, cut apart and impaled and doesn't like, lose a life or get a game-over.
End of DMC 1, he's hit by meteors, impaled by lasers, hit by dragons made entirely out of lava, hit by lava balls, hit by blasts of pure demonic energy from a being capable of destroying the planet, fights INSIDE Lava, and all of this outside of Devil Trigger without dying. I mean, it hurts, but it doesn't kill him. There's also Nightmare who runs him through with spikes from time to time without killing him over the course of the battle. He's also run through by spikes quite a few times without actually dying via traps. Oh, and the lava pillars, lava balls, and being smashed by a giant spider made of rock and molten rock as the first boss... being run through by about ten swords fighting Nelo Angelo... and being cut and stabbed by his massive sword...

DMC 3--Well there's the being eaten by a giant demon fish and fighting his way out of it's innards... oh, and the being frozen solid by the first boss without dying... and a few others. But DMC3 mostly focused on Dante vrs Vergil, as opposed to Dante vrs Giant shit--so most of his in game surviving shit that should have killed him is him surviving Vergil's attacks, which is only impressive if you know that Vergil is capable of cutting giant demons apart, slaying them in under a second.

DMC4--He's crushed multiple times by a giant statue the size of a large building with the power of a god, shot by beams of pure energy capable of destroying hunks of cement many many times larger than him, etc. etc. without dying. He is also chewed up, and stomped on by a frog the size of a small building, burned multiple times by flames capable of instantly reducing buildings to smoldering ash... Do I really need to list every boss fight?

I'm not quite sure how you're even questioning this.
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Unread 04-21-2008, 12:51 AM   #838
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Dante's so much of a badass that he doesn't wait patiently for his turn to kick some ass, he just does it.
Cloud's so much of a badass that he can calmly wait until he feels like it before ripping his enemy a new one.
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Unread 04-21-2008, 01:34 AM   #840
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Cloud's so much of a badass that he can calmly wait until he feels like it before ripping his enemy a new one.
Cloud mopes, though. That lowers Cloud's badass level. He's less of a badass and more of a "tortured hero." That's less cool. And he's not nearly as hot as Dant-- I mean, awesome as Dante. Yeah. I totally meant to say awesome.
Although to be fair, Dante DID have the horrible "LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!" cutscene and some seriously bad voice acting in the DMC games, which lowers his awesomeness levels somewhat. And some painfully corny cutscenes. All the "woo-hoo"-ing in 3.... *shudder*
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