The Wing Wong strikes back!

[mauve]

Mauve and Thadius discuss computers.

Thadius: Any time the user says or types 'Linux' the computer is to act ill.
...And now it's doing it again.

Mauve: XD
Wow.

Thadius: They're trying to get it to work for 'Firefox' but all they've managed is to give the computer a headache.

me: [wince]

Thadius: I can tell because of the randomly appearing icepack on top of the monitor.

me: XD
that's a pretty good sign.

Thadius: And of course, there was the fact a while back that if you typed the words 'Injunction against Microsoft' the whole thing wouldn't listen to you anymore.

me: Conspiracy!!

Thadius: The speakers just played a looping .wav file that featured 'Lalalalalala I'm not listening to you!'

me: Hehehe!

Thadius: Only on the NPF late nite do we diagnose computer's psychological problems.

me: Of course.

Thadius: 'I was abused by my motherboard...'

me: Oh god... Computer Doctor Phil...

Thadius: And then there's the whole 'Master/slave' complex they all have.

me: heheheh!

Thadius: We could have LOADS of fun with that.

me: NO.

Thadius: Plus the fact that they all have motherboards, but no fatherboards.
'Mommy, where's daddy?'

me: Ohhh yes. Daddy issues all around.

Thadius: Along with sexual orientation. C'mon, they're all female.

me: ...the You Got Mail voice isn't, though...

Thadius: But he's all talk, no action.
And I just scarred myself.

me: o.o

Thadius: Must...stop....laughing....
It hurts....to laugh...

me: XD

Thadius: This also leaves us the question of where baby computers come from with a race of females.

me: Apple.
Or microsoft.
They clone them.
In test tubes.

Thadius: Okay, fun as this has been, I believe three things right now that brings an end to it.

me: Show me the list!

Thadius: 1. This must be wing-wonged.
2. You must do it, for...
3. I must get up early tomorrow.

me: Kay.

Edit:

Thadius: That'll give me nightmares.
What if our lives really are some sort of giant fantasy television series?

me: They should fire whoever's in charge of background music. Mine sucks.

Thadius: Though if it were kinda like the first Heroes series, I could get behind that. I really could.

me: I'd fire most of the crew on my show. They're doing a terrible job. No music, no cool editing, no flashback sequences... It's pretty lame.
Sent at 10:26 PM on Tuesday

Thadius: 'Ordinary people find they have extraordinary abilities. Mauve, blessed with the power of Awesome...'

me: hehehe.

Thadius: 'And Thadius, with the ability to alter the future as he sees fit by rearranging what is going to happen in his favor.'

me: Do we get a nemesis?

Thadius: 'Together they must team up and stop the one known as Pyros from incinerating the NPF forums.'

me: ...'or maybe help him. They haven't quite figured that part out yet. The vote's still out.'

Thadius: 'They must overcome the daily trials of Spammers, Flamers, Trolls, and Godmoders in order to stay alive.'

me: DUN DUN DUNN!

Thadius: 'One thing's for sure though. You'll have to tune in next time to see anything exciting!'
'Tune in tomorrow! Same NPF time, same NPF channel!'

me: 'More filler episodes than you can shake a stick at!'

Thadius: 'We now return you to Raiden's discount Aquarium's'

me: "Well this model is--" BBZZZZRRRRRZZRRRRT!!! (all lights within a 50-mile radius go out)

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Thadius: We butcher the English language for no good reason!
Why?

me: Because we can!

Thadius: YES!
Good enough reason for almost anything.

[bluestarultor]

42: FURRIES
42: AHHHHHH
bluestarultor: XDDD
bluestarultor: Me, a furry? XD
Khael!: bleh.
42: DONT BRING THIS PERVERSION INTO MY YAPLET
Khael!: you'd think a costume would just get in the way of all that
* 42 ULTRABANS*
Khael!: we're not perverted.
Khael!: 42, you're asploding all over the place with unnecesary rage!
* Khael! shakes 42 around
Khael!: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!
42: THIS IS OMNI-NECESSARY
42: THERE ARE FUCKING FURRIES FURRING IT UP IN MY FURRING YAPLET
bluestarultor: Who said anything about furries?
bluestarultor: We were talking about animals!
bluestarultor: Like, wild vs. domestic.
42: JOSH
42: THERE ARE FURRIES HERE
42: SIC 'EM
Khael!: ...
Khael!: isn't sic'em a command you give to animals?

[Nikose Tyris]

Mirai Gen says:
Hm. Kat's asleep.
Mirai Gen says:
And I really want to go get some groceries or some food.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
Take pictures.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
wait what
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
Groceries is a good idea, lets just pretend I didn't speak there
Mirai Gen says:
(Already did)
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
...
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*high fives*

[Mirai Gen]

Needs no context:

Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
DAMMIT KITTEN
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
MY PENIS IS NOT A CAT TOY

[bluestarultor]

Khael!: anyway, I'll see you hosers later!
bluestarultor: See ya!
Kerensky287: Hosers?
Kerensky287: -_-
bluestarultor: XD
Kerensky287: If I didn't know you were canadian I'd virtually stab you.
Kerensky287: Even though you've left already.
bluestarultor: XDDD
Kerensky287: But I'll still talk, you can hear me.
bluestarultor: In text?
Kerensky287: Best way to talk.
Kerensky287: Otherwise, how are you to say argdfshalejglh2?
bluestarultor: By being Norse. XD
Kerensky287: Whoa/
Kerensky287: That totally blew my mind/.

[Cloud Strife]

Kuroude7: Heya Synk. How's life?
NERV synkr0nized: not bad
Kuroude7: that's, well, not bad, at least.
NERV synkr0nized: How about yours?
Kuroude7: Pretty good, actually, other than this damnable cold that won't go away.
NERV synkr0nized: I am hoping to stave one off.
NERV synkr0nized: I will take the fight to the trenches.
Kuroude7: Airborne?
NERV synkr0nized: Yeah, I have some of that.
Kuroude7: I just got OJ.
Kuroude7: Quite the cold killer.
NERV synkr0nized: That's what they say.
Kuroude7: Indeed.

[Khael!]

delusional_chik: 'better the vagina you know than the penis you don't.'

[Doppler12]

Doppler12: Hello 
ロキ™: G'Day 
* Doppler12 punts Loki* 
Greed: Morning 
Doppler12: you need a title 
Doppler12: hey greed 
ロキ™, The Punted: IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIIIIIIIIiiiiissssssss........ 
* ロキ™, The Punted disappears into the horizon. * 
Doppler12: i thought it was just past midnight where you are 
Greed: Loki's not an Aussie 
Greed: He's a Vermouth. 
* ロキ™, The Punted returns atop a cloud, which promptly disappears * 
ロキ™, The Punted: 'Tis a bitter place. 
Doppler12: Seriously you need to lower that hadicap 
Doppler12: handicap** 
ロキ™, The Punted: I know... if only I could figure out how... 
* Doppler12 throws a paper fan at you* 
ロキ™, The Fanned: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEeeeeee€! 
Doppler12: Euro? 
* ロキ™, The Fanned flys straight up * 
ロキ™, The Fanned: I can see my house......! 
* ロキ™, The Fanned disappears into the Horizon * 
* Doppler12 grabs a bomb-omb and awaits lokis return* 
Bomb-ombNPC: starts to tick * 
Doppler12: *throws the bomb-omb off the edge* 
* ロキ™, The Fanned returns atop a floating cloud, which promptly disappears. * 
* Doppler12 grabs a star rod* 
* ロキ™, The Fanned hits the block button! * 
* Doppler12 waits for you shield to break itsself 
Doppler12: your** 
* ロキ™, The Fanned 's shield breaks * 
Greed: And sleep now. Night 
* Doppler12 chucks the star rod at you* 
Doppler12: see ya greed 
* ロキ™, The Fanned flies off the side of the stage * 
ロキ™, The Fanned: Later Greeeeeeeeedddddd!!!... 
Doppler12: so how many stock do you have left? 
* ロキ™, The Fanned returns to the field atop a cloud, which promptly disappears. * 
ロキ™, The Fanned: It... looks like a sideways eight. 
Doppler12: oh 
Doppler12: well I need to break you 
ロキ™, The Fanned: 0.o 
* Doppler12 busts you action replay* 
Doppler12: out** no you 
* Doppler12 inputs code, so lives equal level of hell* 
Doppler12: I only have a life 
Doppler12: So I'm in purgatory 
Doppler12: you 
Doppler12: i don't even want to know 
ロキ™, Beyond Hell: Ha HA! 
* Doppler12 inputs code, beyond hell equals no existance* 
Doppler12: HA Ha 
ロキ™ Beyond Existance: Ha ha HA! 
Doppler12: I think I just created the beyonder 
Doppler12: ...

Loki and I being silly in the Yaplets

[bluestarultor]

I have to, if only for educational purposes. XD


bluestarultor: How do you do all that fancy formatting stuff, anyway?
Bookworm: Hm?
Bookworm: Oh, go "\me" at the start, except with "/" instead of "\".
Bookworm: -/me slaps 42
* Bookworm slaps 42
Bookworm: Second one was without the -.
bluestarultor: /gets it *
bluestarultor: me/ gets it now *
* bluestarultor sucks XD *

[Loyal]

TheMajorOfBlood (9:55:12 PM): Who are you?
loyal2nes (11:55:43 PM): Two hours late... but what was that message about?
TheMajorOfBlood (11:56:17 PM): You showed up randomly on my IM list and i don't know who you are.
loyal2nes (11:56:56 PM): ...Are you not Major Blood, the canadian fellow who plays a female BElf Rogue on Uther?
TheMajorOfBlood (11:57:06 PM): I am.
loyal2nes (11:57:22 PM): Then you ought to know who I am.
TheMajorOfBlood (11:57:29 PM): Can't say i do.
loyal2nes (11:57:41 PM): ...alright, I'll play along.
loyal2nes (11:58:15 PM): I am Loyal, self-named thiefy bastard, lazy writer, U.S. college student, and someone with whom you frequently play Blizzard games.
TheMajorOfBlood (11:58:26 PM): ...no, doesn't ring a bell.
loyal2nes (11:58:51 PM): I am forced to conclude that you are either lying, an imposter, or have amnesia.
TheMajorOfBlood (11:59:05 PM): Well...
TheMajorOfBlood (11:59:32 PM): I'm not lying, i'm not an imposter, and i don't THINK i have amnesia...
loyal2nes (11:59:53 PM): Well.
loyal2nes (12:00:00 AM): What is the name you go by on Battle.net?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:01:20 AM): KriekenZero.
loyal2nes (12:01:49 AM): Hmm...
loyal2nes (12:02:13 AM): What is the color of your NPF avatar's armor?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:02:33 AM): Red, with a greyish brown cloak
loyal2nes (12:03:32 AM): ......
loyal2nes (12:05:21 AM): Who is your current roommate?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:05:50 AM): Well, it WAS going to be Nikose, but then something came up and we ended up canceling that arangement.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:06:05 AM): So i guess the answer to that one would by my parents.
loyal2nes (12:06:27 AM): OBJECTION!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:07:17 AM): ...?
loyal2nes (12:07:33 AM): You moved out of your parents house in protest of the exceedingly unfair treatment. I recall something to the effect of telling them to fuck themselves in response to your brother fucking up yet again and you getting the blame.
loyal2nes (12:07:42 AM): You can't honestly tell me that either you or them would be so forgiving.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:07:50 AM): Ah. That.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:35 AM): See, i recently got kicked out of my apartment(and Nikose can verify that) and my parents had since caught on to my brother constantly fucking me over and forgiven me.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:41 AM): Er,
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:48 AM): I mean, apologized to me.
loyal2nes (12:08:56 AM): ......
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:07 AM): Yeah, Nikose can verify that whole story.
loyal2nes (12:09:16 AM): New conclusion: Every other aspect of your life and memory remains intact. I conclude that you're bullshitting with me.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:16 AM): Karesh too.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:40 AM): Yeah, i totally am.
loyal2nes (12:09:54 AM): My pseudo-Phoenix Wrighting wins!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:59 AM): Though it took you a whole lot longer than Fenris did to come to that conclusion.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:14 AM): Though the story about my parents and getting kicked out of my apartment was true though.
loyal2nes (12:10:19 AM): (my immediate conclusion was "you're lying or have amnesia")
loyal2nes (12:10:50 AM): Good thing this charade ended. I was about to start asking you some really bizarre questions.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:57 AM): Oh?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:03 AM): I want to hear them!
loyal2nes (12:11:21 AM): AXOren123 (12:09:10 AM): What flavor is my underwear 
AXOren123 (12:09:14 AM): if he gives you an answer 
AXOren123 (12:09:15 AM): fake
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:38 AM): XDDDDDDDDD