Not Bizarro Caption Extravaganza! - Page 88

The SSB Intern · 06-18-2009, 01:09 AM

All right, you Mordorian screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?

bluestarultor · 06-18-2009, 02:03 AM

"Gandalf! I thought you were a wizard!"
"I am."
"Then why do you have a-?"
"Do you wish to argue?"
"... No."

Rejected Again · 06-18-2009, 02:24 AM

This is my OTHER staff.

Doc ock rokc · 06-18-2009, 03:23 AM

*CHA-CHINK*
or
This is where the magic comes from.
or both...in that order

Zilla · 06-18-2009, 07:38 PM

One does not simply lock and load into Mordor!

Death by Stabbing · 06-19-2009, 01:22 AM

Saddle up

Lock and load

krogothwolf · 06-19-2009, 03:03 PM

It's time to kick ass and Chew Gum, and I'm all outta gum

Ape Boy · 06-21-2009, 12:36 AM

Actually, I'm digging the "They Live" reference and applying it to Gandolf, so Krogoth gets it.

krogothwolf · 06-21-2009, 04:52 PM

Haha, I'm glad someone else knows what They Live is.

Here's the pic!

Rejected Again · 06-21-2009, 05:14 PM

Falcon Kick!

06-18-2009, 01:09 AM	#871
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	All right, you Mordorian screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that? __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

06-18-2009, 03:23 AM	#874
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	CHA-CHINK or This is where the magic comes from. or both...in that order __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

06-18-2009, 07:38 PM	#875
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	One does not simply lock and load into Mordor! __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

06-19-2009, 03:03 PM	#877
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	It's time to kick ass and Chew Gum, and I'm all outta gum __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

06-21-2009, 12:36 AM	#878
Ape Boy This was a triumph Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lowry Park Zoo, 3rd cage from the back Posts: 183	Actually, I'm digging the "They Live" reference and applying it to Gandolf, so Krogoth gets it. __________________ Nothing to see here. ...Seriously. So stop looking. Pervert.

06-21-2009, 04:52 PM	#879
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Haha, I'm glad someone else knows what They Live is. Here's the pic! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝