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Unread 07-27-2008, 07:42 PM   #81
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You realize Echoes and Corruption have the screw attack, right?
I don't really count what they have as the screw attack. It has nowhere near the same level of freedom.

Not that the Prime games aren't great mind you. I liked the first one best though.
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Unread 07-27-2008, 07:45 PM   #82
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Screw attack isn't the thing that makes you fly. That's the Space Jump. Totally different.

Only thing 2d Screw Attack did was make your jump into an awesome attack.
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Unread 07-27-2008, 08:25 PM   #83
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I'm well aware of that, but the Prime Screw Attack had the travel power of the space jump built in, only it sucked. It was also useless in combat, which is where the screw attack was always awesome in the past.

Edit: I'm not saying the games were bad. I haven't even got up to using the Screw Attack in Corruption. If it's like MP2 though, it basically exists for the sole purpose of crossing particular pits.
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Unread 07-27-2008, 09:01 PM   #84
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Screw attack isn't the thing that makes you fly. That's the Space Jump. Totally different.

Only thing 2d Screw Attack did was make your jump into an awesome attack.
I'm aware of that.

But you know what? Even without the space jump, screw attack would have STILL been awesome. Screw attack is the best powerup ever. Its just like the charge + jump that can destroy enemies, only it never turns off. With Screw attack, you're basically an invincible monster of destruction. Imagine if in Metroid Prime you could activate the space jump on any regular jump. Would you EVER shoot a flying enemy again? I wouldn't.

Also, Metroid Prime was amazing, and Metroid Prime 2 was unbeleivable, but it ramped up the difficulty like a hundred fold. Metroid Prime 3 is fun as hell, and thank god the difficulty has been toned down...
I've only beaten Prime 2 once. It was the only time I ever managed to kill that last boss, and, unforunately, i was NOT expecting that final Dark Samus battle... luckily, I got through the dark samus on the first try, otherwise that game would still haunt me like the few... VERY few games I have not yet conquered.

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Hellgate: London (this is mostly due to not really trying)
Final Fantasy IV (and this will soon be remedied)
I Wanna Be The Guy (and I WON'T be beating it. I saw the youtube of a guy who did it, thats close enough for a game this cruel)
Super Castlevania IV (no excuses here)
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Unread 07-28-2008, 12:41 AM   #85
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Go play super metroid.
Seriously.
Its as good as Metroid Prime. Perhaps better, given that it has SCREW ATTACK!
I'm kinda busy.

Also, I was never much of a Metroid person to be honest.

On topic: Why does this game have so many anti-climatic moments? Like when you go up, and you FINALLY make it across those 3 clouds, and then the spikes fall on you. ARGH. Screw it.
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Unread 07-28-2008, 05:32 AM   #86
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE SKYSCRAPER OF DOOM AND COUCHES

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On topic: Why does this game have so many anti-climatic moments? Like when you go up, and you FINALLY make it across those 3 clouds, and then the spikes fall on you. ARGH. Screw it.
Because it hates you.

Now, let's get back to that cliff hanger!

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But can The Kid escape the planet in the two seconds before it explodes?

Yes. Yes he can.


Hmm, couches and paintings? That's kind of nice, I guess. The attack drones? Less nice.

They can aim and shoot a pulse of four bullets, which spread out because they travel at different speeds. It can make them a bit of a pain to dodge. Fortunately, they're made of kidtanium and go down in one hit.

Also, I don't know why they bothered putting a wuss save here. There's nothing to kill you between here and the save on the last screen.


Couches can and will kill you. Except for the ones that don't, of course.


You squeeze through here as the elevator rises.

Allow me to make abundantly clear just how close a fit this gap is:

Tight fit is tight.

And now you just travel along the top, experiencing the joy of guessing which of the couches will kill you!

It brings you here:

Couchy doom?


Couchy doom.

There's actually a way to tell which ones will kill you though.

Anyway, its obvious you just trigger the last couch and ride safely to the top, right?

WRONG!


I just felt I should point out this is a spring couch and yet it doesn't kill you.

Time to explain the jump rails (those black and yellow striped things). Basically, if you jump into it, you cling on and start sliding down it. If you hit jump, you leap off it. Its a little more complicated than that, but the easiest way to learn is trying it out.


Falling pictures kill you too? Now that's just mean.


The next screen!

Simple enough, jump onto the moving platform, then climb the rails and leap onto the platform as it moves under. Then ride the platform and use the couch.


SIMPLE SEE!


The return of the killer paintings!


Hmm, have you been practicing your jumping skills?


LEAP! LEAP LIKE THE WIND!


Half man, half AMAZING!


Platform, climb, fall, dodge spikes, rail jump, couch, dodge spikes!


Don't make me explain this...


And the mighty boss seal is one sixth unlocked.

To be continued!

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GREAT BOWSER ASS-KICKING!
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Unread 07-28-2008, 08:46 AM   #87
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Why is bowser next? Can't we do something more friendly? Like the Hulk? Or Right?
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Unread 07-28-2008, 01:10 PM   #88
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I know there's probably some explanation involving the creator pretty much hating everyone who plays the game, but I'm just curious.

Wouldn't it have been easier to just:



I haven't been to that part yet so I wouldn't know.
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Unread 07-28-2008, 01:41 PM   #89
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Something tells me that there's falling spikes or lasers or poison wall or something to keep you from doing that. Just a hunch because of the hate the creator holds towards all who play his game.
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Unread 07-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #90
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Nah, it's just those poles make you jump quite far. It's easier to jump on the platform. By the time you get to that screen it's just cake.

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