Pokemon Umbral Discussion 18: I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song - Page 9

Dracorion · 05-11-2010, 11:51 PM

I'm 108-years-old, boy. Do you think I'm younger than you?

Menarker · 05-11-2010, 11:59 PM

Just a few years younger than AB, if he's telling the truth about being 28.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dracorion

I'm 108-years-old, boy. Do you think I'm younger than you?

In response to an 108 year old guy trying to chase after all the girls in Pokemon Umbral.

Pierce dual-classed to Dirty Old Man!

EDIT: Screw it, I just linked it directly. Have fun. :3

Dracorion · 05-12-2010, 12:11 AM

Tsk tsk.

If you're going to link, at least do it properly.

Menarker · 05-12-2010, 12:12 AM

It was working a few minutes ago. the site just went down. I'll host it.

EDIT: There, try again.

DanteFalcon · 05-12-2010, 12:12 AM

I'm torn as to what Matthias would do.

And I'm twenty, bout a month away from 21.

Astral Harmony · 05-12-2010, 01:27 AM

Dracorian, you can go fuckin' name your own Nagarai. Not even Lola and Shannon will try any new names now that the novelty of it is long gone.

Anyways, I'm posting now. Time for some wacky sexual antics.

EDIT: And done. Menarker's Ego = Over 9000!

Geminex · 05-12-2010, 06:20 AM

Hey, AB. AB.

Normally, I'd be fucking enraged about that last bit. Renny's sexual adventures three? Honestly. Why on earth would the 16-year old get that? Even if this is his sidequest, it's wrong. If anyone should be in that situations, it should be the mature guys! The ones who can actually use that situation to their advantage! I demand justice! JUSTICE!

But I digress. See, the last time you did something like this is at the beginning of this mission, when you made Renny boss. I got pissed for a while there, but what it really did is spurn me on to greater and greater diplomatic efforts, and the current situation is such that, by the end of mission 4, Impact's pretty much gonna be party leader. Yeah, it's official. Three of you (four, if I can persuade the last one) will have your characters effectively swear loyalty to Impact, and from then on everything will be fucking awesome! Be prepared, bitches.

...

So yeah, I'm not pissed! I'm not pissed at all! Because see, if the trend of Renny-is-promised-it-Impact-gets-it continues, by the end of mission 5, Impact'll have 4 girlfriends. Hey, why don't you make him all-powerful as well? By the end of mission 6 Impact'll have that too.

Dracorion · 05-12-2010, 08:46 AM

You have no fucking idea just how pissed off I am right now.

I should launch into a rage right now. But I won't. And if you wanna keep it that way, I'd suggest you watch what you say.

But I do have to say to Geminex: fuck you.

To change the subject: are you telling me Jeanette Ricewood and her daughter are the genetic commanders?

By the way? Hell, I didn't wanna do it. But that's maybe because I didn't expect this to happen to Renny. But yeah, Pierce is going to get his moment in bed with the beautiful women.

Might even include Lola to get back at Menarker.

Menarker · 05-12-2010, 08:54 AM

Remember how I was voted for leader by Rayleen and I had nothing to do with it and you guys started arguing and promising threats that gave me ulcers to my stomach.

This is one of those things. ^^; It was interesting to read though! ^^

Rest assured, as drunk as they are, he won't be able to take advantage of it without being...
A: Grounded for life
B: Slapped with several sexual harrassment suit.

You try to get Lola, and you'll find yourself in the bathroom using the one handed Helping Hand for the rest of your earthly meatworld life (no alternative). >_>

End result: Renny covers them with blanket, sleeps on floor with back propped to the bedframe, and maybe hugs Lola at most.

Dracorion · 05-12-2010, 09:01 AM

Considering there's a 50% chance we'll have to die in order to go half-demon an that'll be the end of our earthly meatworld lives? I might be willing to risk it.

Please. I doubt the girls would blame Renny. They'd probably just go "we were drunk and you're sixteen and it was our fault."

And how would Renny get grounded? The girls won't let him go out and tell his parents that he's going to be spending the night with them. What, he's going to walk up to his parents tomorrow and say "Oh hey mom, dad, I had sex with four beautiful women last night".

Face it: there's nothing you can do to stop Pierce from going on his sex rampage. Save for turning back time or getting AB to come up with some miracle to get Renny out of this situation.

05-11-2010, 11:51 PM	#81
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	I'm 108-years-old, boy. Do you think I'm younger than you? __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

05-12-2010, 12:11 AM	#83
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Tsk tsk. If you're going to link, at least do it properly. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

05-12-2010, 12:12 AM	#84
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	It was working a few minutes ago. the site just went down. I'll host it. EDIT: There, try again. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 05-12-2010 at 12:14 AM.

05-12-2010, 01:27 AM	#86
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Dracorian, you can go fuckin' name your own Nagarai. Not even Lola and Shannon will try any new names now that the novelty of it is long gone. Anyways, I'm posting now. Time for some wacky sexual antics. EDIT: And done. Menarker's Ego = Over 9000! Last edited by Astral Harmony; 05-12-2010 at 03:27 AM.

05-12-2010, 08:46 AM	#88
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	You have no fucking idea just how pissed off I am right now. I should launch into a rage right now. But I won't. And if you wanna keep it that way, I'd suggest you watch what you say. But I do have to say to Geminex: fuck you. To change the subject: are you telling me Jeanette Ricewood and her daughter are the genetic commanders? By the way? Hell, I didn't wanna do it. But that's maybe because I didn't expect this to happen to Renny. But yeah, Pierce is going to get his moment in bed with the beautiful women. Might even include Lola to get back at Menarker. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away. Last edited by Dracorion; 05-12-2010 at 08:49 AM.

05-12-2010, 12:12 AM	#85
DanteFalcon Birdy Bard Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Japanland Posts: 501	I'm torn as to what Matthias would do. And I'm twenty, bout a month away from 21.

05-12-2010, 06:20 AM	#87
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Hey, AB. AB. Normally, I'd be fucking enraged about that last bit. Renny's sexual adventures three? Honestly. Why on earth would the 16-year old get that? Even if this is his sidequest, it's wrong. If anyone should be in that situations, it should be the mature guys! The ones who can actually use that situation to their advantage! I demand justice! JUSTICE! But I digress. See, the last time you did something like this is at the beginning of this mission, when you made Renny boss. I got pissed for a while there, but what it really did is spurn me on to greater and greater diplomatic efforts, and the current situation is such that, by the end of mission 4, Impact's pretty much gonna be party leader. Yeah, it's official. Three of you (four, if I can persuade the last one) will have your characters effectively swear loyalty to Impact, and from then on everything will be fucking awesome! Be prepared, bitches. ... So yeah, I'm not pissed! I'm not pissed at all! Because see, if the trend of Renny-is-promised-it-Impact-gets-it continues, by the end of mission 5, Impact'll have 4 girlfriends. Hey, why don't you make him all-powerful as well? By the end of mission 6 Impact'll have that too.

05-12-2010, 08:54 AM	#89
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Remember how I was voted for leader by Rayleen and I had nothing to do with it and you guys started arguing and promising threats that gave me ulcers to my stomach. This is one of those things. ^^; It was interesting to read though! ^^ Rest assured, as drunk as they are, he won't be able to take advantage of it without being... A: Grounded for life B: Slapped with several sexual harrassment suit. You try to get Lola, and you'll find yourself in the bathroom using the one handed Helping Hand for the rest of your earthly meatworld life (no alternative). >_> End result: Renny covers them with blanket, sleeps on floor with back propped to the bedframe, and maybe hugs Lola at most. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 05-12-2010 at 09:01 AM.

05-12-2010, 09:01 AM	#90
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Considering there's a 50% chance we'll have to die in order to go half-demon an that'll be the end of our earthly meatworld lives? I might be willing to risk it. Please. I doubt the girls would blame Renny. They'd probably just go "we were drunk and you're sixteen and it was our fault." And how would Renny get grounded? The girls won't let him go out and tell his parents that he's going to be spending the night with them. What, he's going to walk up to his parents tomorrow and say "Oh hey mom, dad, I had sex with four beautiful women last night". Face it: there's nothing you can do to stop Pierce from going on his sex rampage. Save for turning back time or getting AB to come up with some miracle to get Renny out of this situation. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.