Corrupted Wishes - Page 9

krogothwolf · 07-05-2010, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

I wish I had remembered to make a wish when I made this post the first time.

Granted, but now all you remember is all your previous wishes were about your love for all things Twilight related.

I wish I could have the perfect house.

Hanuman · 07-05-2010, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Granted, but now all you remember is all your previous wishes were about your love for all things Twilight related.

I wish I could have the perfect house.

Granted! Now all you have to do is pay me back, I only accept bells.

I wish I had flawless wisdom.

Thadius · 07-06-2010, 02:58 AM

I would apologize for bumping back in early, but that would require me to not be, well, me.

Granted! You now have all the wisdom of every thing that has ever lived. As it starts to rush into your brain, first a trickle, then a flood, you begin to realize that there is quite a bit more than humanity than has ever lived, and Earth is but a speck of sand compared to everything in the universe.

The torrent of information breaks down all your concepts of self, leaving you a broken shell of a man who answers any question anyone poses to you, making you the perfect organic dictionary. Seeing as how the wish considers anything that happened one second ago to count, you're also treated to a constant view of everything that is. Had you any notion of self left, you would probably be screaming.

As said by a wise man, limitless knowledge is fine and dandy until you gain limitless understanding.

I wish to be able to divide the Internet by zero and succeed.

BitVyper · 07-06-2010, 08:22 AM

Granted! The genie gives you a comically oversized, steel zero with a sharp edge that can cut through servers and will never dull. Unfortunately, you can't wield it effectively without slicing off your own hand.

I wish to be given the greatest, most stylish hat ever forged by any sentient being, perfectly fitted to my head.

KeienSlayer · 07-06-2010, 07:34 PM

You get the hat, but it turns out to be this hat:

Have fun being a mindless drone to the all powerful hat.

I wish that I ruled the world.

Terex4 · 07-06-2010, 08:03 PM

Granted! Your people however, do not find wishing to be an effective system for deciding the head of government. Upon the announcement that you are now supreme ruler of earth, the varied peoples of the world rise up in open rebellion.

I wish cigarettes were free of charge.

Wigmund · 07-06-2010, 08:04 PM

Granted, but the only thing you can do with it is bend spoons and then the CIA locks you away for one of their various psychic warfare programs that officially do not exist.

I wish all my dreams would come true.

krogothwolf · 07-06-2010, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund

I wish all my dreams would come true.

Granted, expect all your dreams are endless nightmares, each one more terrifying then the next and only you can see them. Your family will toss you in an asylum were you will live the rest of your days screaming in torment and horror.

I wish I was the most famous person in the world.

BitVyper · 07-06-2010, 11:09 PM

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I wish I was the most famous person in the world.

Granted! Christ descends from heaven to take everyone to paradise, but he takes one look at you and determines that man is irredeemable. You are now universally reviled.

I wish for the first response to this wish to be made by the most attractive member of NPF.

BitVyper · 07-06-2010, 11:10 PM

Granted! But it means you have to break the rules and double post.

I wish to not get infracted for that.

07-06-2010, 02:58 AM	#83
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	I would apologize for bumping back in early, but that would require me to not be, well, me. Granted! You now have all the wisdom of every thing that has ever lived. As it starts to rush into your brain, first a trickle, then a flood, you begin to realize that there is quite a bit more than humanity than has ever lived, and Earth is but a speck of sand compared to everything in the universe. The torrent of information breaks down all your concepts of self, leaving you a broken shell of a man who answers any question anyone poses to you, making you the perfect organic dictionary. Seeing as how the wish considers anything that happened one second ago to count, you're also treated to a constant view of everything that is. Had you any notion of self left, you would probably be screaming. As said by a wise man, limitless knowledge is fine and dandy until you gain limitless understanding. I wish to be able to divide the Internet by zero and succeed. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

07-06-2010, 08:22 AM	#84
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! The genie gives you a comically oversized, steel zero with a sharp edge that can cut through servers and will never dull. Unfortunately, you can't wield it effectively without slicing off your own hand. I wish to be given the greatest, most stylish hat ever forged by any sentient being, perfectly fitted to my head. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

07-06-2010, 07:34 PM	#85
KeienSlayer The guy who did the thing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 56	You get the hat, but it turns out to be this hat: Have fun being a mindless drone to the all powerful hat. I wish that I ruled the world. __________________ Searching for a properly witty and elegant quote. Apply within.

07-06-2010, 08:04 PM	#87
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Granted, but the only thing you can do with it is bend spoons and then the CIA locks you away for one of their various psychic warfare programs that officially do not exist. I wish all my dreams would come true. __________________ Slightly off-kilter Last edited by Wigmund; 07-06-2010 at 08:06 PM. Reason: ninja'd

07-06-2010, 11:10 PM	#90
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Granted! But it means you have to break the rules and double post. I wish to not get infracted for that. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.