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slightly aboveaverage man · 07-14-2004, 11:59 AM

Jericho stepped out onto a balcony of the citidel, viewing the Avariel city as the daylight waned into darkness. The celebrations still continued and would probably go on for days; this is a city that had not experienced true freedom in centuries. Much had to be caught up on. Crowds of Avariels swept through the city on both the land and the air, their jubilation causing them to forget the attrocities that had been committed by the Drow for the time being.

But Jericho's attention was not focused upon the rejoicing Avariels, but on the Winds of Change that swept through the land. Odd feelings and readings came to him from lands far away. Fear, Love, Hate, and Sadness; but one feeling rang loud above the others. Sex.

In through the winds of the east, the voices of hundreds of thousands screaming in unison rang over the drone of the celebrating Avariels. Jericho joined in, screaming,

"I WANT PUSSY!"

Dragonsbane · 07-14-2004, 01:04 PM

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slightly aboveaverage man · 07-14-2004, 01:07 PM

Jericho looks around at the shattered city...

"Anybody got any duct tape?"

Gwaethir walks in and sees his city split in half with Jericho presiding over it. He glowers at Jericho, who stares wide eyed at Gwaethir, then puts his hands out in front of him.

"I know what your thinkin'..."

07-14-2004, 01:12 PM

God, that is so halarious I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. HEART STOPPING! CANNOT CONTINUE LIFE! *choke, gag*

Man, that's funny. You should be a professional comedian. I can picture it now..........

"Come see the insanely funny Slightly Above Average Man! He's so damn funny, you'll laugh your fuggin' ass off, and if you don't laugh your ass off, we'll give you your money back! That's how damn funny this guy is!"

slightly aboveaverage man · 07-14-2004, 01:14 PM

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Man, that's funny. You should be a professional comedian.

I get that alot.

07-14-2004, 01:18 PM

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Same.

slightly aboveaverage man · 07-14-2004, 01:20 PM

No you wouldn't... I'd be taking the money and running while giving my characteristic "Gremlin Laugh."

07-14-2004, 01:32 PM

*sighs in frustration* I meant I edited my my post. GOD!

slightly aboveaverage man · 07-14-2004, 01:35 PM

I know, which is why I posted as a response to your edit.

They wouldn't be getting their money back because I would take it and run.

"Me hehehehehehehehehee!"

07-14-2004, 01:38 PM

(sarcasm) Ha, ha, ha. (sarcasm) Then I'd start beating you with a crowbar and take all the money and toss it in a bonfire.

07-14-2004, 11:59 AM	#81
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	Jericho stepped out onto a balcony of the citidel, viewing the Avariel city as the daylight waned into darkness. The celebrations still continued and would probably go on for days; this is a city that had not experienced true freedom in centuries. Much had to be caught up on. Crowds of Avariels swept through the city on both the land and the air, their jubilation causing them to forget the attrocities that had been committed by the Drow for the time being. But Jericho's attention was not focused upon the rejoicing Avariels, but on the Winds of Change that swept through the land. Odd feelings and readings came to him from lands far away. Fear, Love, Hate, and Sadness; but one feeling rang loud above the others. Sex. In through the winds of the east, the voices of hundreds of thousands screaming in unison rang over the drone of the celebrating Avariels. Jericho joined in, screaming, "I WANT PUSSY!" __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

07-14-2004, 01:07 PM	#83
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	Jericho looks around at the shattered city... "Anybody got any duct tape?" Gwaethir walks in and sees his city split in half with Jericho presiding over it. He glowers at Jericho, who stares wide eyed at Gwaethir, then puts his hands out in front of him. "I know what your thinkin'..." __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday. Last edited by slightly aboveaverage man; 07-14-2004 at 01:13 PM.

07-14-2004, 01:12 PM	#84
Jaguar Guest Posts: n/a	God, that is so halarious I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. HEART STOPPING! CANNOT CONTINUE LIFE! choke, gag Man, that's funny. You should be a professional comedian. I can picture it now.......... "Come see the insanely funny Slightly Above Average Man! He's so damn funny, you'll laugh your fuggin' ass off, and if you don't laugh your ass off, we'll give you your money back! That's how damn funny this guy is!" Last edited by Jaguar; 07-14-2004 at 01:17 PM.

07-14-2004, 01:20 PM	#87
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	No you wouldn't... I'd be taking the money and running while giving my characteristic "Gremlin Laugh." __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

07-14-2004, 01:35 PM	#89
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	I know, which is why I posted as a response to your edit. They wouldn't be getting their money back because I would take it and run. "Me hehehehehehehehehee!" __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

07-14-2004, 01:32 PM	#88
Jaguar Guest Posts: n/a	sighs in frustration I meant I edited my my post. GOD!

07-14-2004, 01:38 PM	#90
Jaguar Guest Posts: n/a	(sarcasm) Ha, ha, ha. (sarcasm) Then I'd start beating you with a crowbar and take all the money and toss it in a bonfire.